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Opinion by LaurieLisa717 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Everyone always tells me its the last time
But then why am i still here to be the one who is constantly crying
Im done with fake smiling
Im done with the crying
Im done with the lying
Because right now im the one that is dying
It's selfish for them to want me to stay
But is it not selfish to take my own life away?
No its not fair but nothing in life ever is
Everyday i cheat death is the دن i took a dare
I keep up my strength not only for me
I keep up that smile because i want them to be happy
I feel the blood sinking in as a i put preasure on my life
Im just not a person who would take happiness from their to decide
But i can't go on like what i have been anymore
This whole time i have been staring at an unlocked open door.
Barely enough time to save me from myself but i have just that enough time to save someone else from themselves
what is sinking me down and burning my life is that one single time i decided it was time
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Article by ShadowYJ posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and quotes and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If آپ don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause آپ are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. آپ think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde یا skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of candy
7. آپ can do anything-but not everything
8. آپ may be physically here-but آپ have to have your head in the game.
9. آپ tell me آپ love me-but آپ end up killing me
10. آپ tell me I’m dumb? Oh thank-you ‘cause آپ are twice as dumb as I am.
11. آپ tell me I’m fat? What are you, the body police? Wheres your badge that says so?
12. آپ tell me I’m ugly? Well at least I’m not as ugly as you!
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Guide by chillyneon posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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So alot of people I know have gotten superglue on them (including me) so I'm going to make this مضمون for your help.

Super Glue on clothes = Throw away the clothes. The super glue burns it. Don't try to wash.

Super Glue on skin = Put skin in alcohol for about 1 min. Then, gently peel off glue.

Super Glue in eye = Wash out eye with warm water, then wait a little bit. If still irritated, go to the doctors.

Super Glue in ear = I don't know about this one................just go to the doctor.

So the thing is, when handling Super Glue, wear gloves یا something to cover up your skin. Also, wear goggles to keep آپ eyes safe.
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Article by Draculaura10 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?




This is hysterical. آپ have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there
are some things that the brain cannot handle.




HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?



آپ have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!!

It is from an orthopedic surgeon................This will boggle your mind

and it will keep آپ trying over and over again to see if آپ can outsmart
your foot, but, آپ can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!


1). Without anyone watching آپ (they will think آپ are GOOFY....) and
while sitting at your ڈیسک in front of your computer, lift your right
foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
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Article by awesomeblossom1 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope آپ like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when آپ heard someone talking on the intercom, آپ fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give آپ a ride ہوم and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a مشروم, کھنبی and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples and yelling, " SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!!!'"
"You were screaming into my closet "WHERE IS NARNIA?!?'"
"You walked up to a semi- truck and whispered 'I know your secret..... Optimus Prime'"
"You were splashing around in the sink screaming "Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming'"
"You were in my pool screaming "WHERE IS NEMO?!?!'"
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Opinion by jessy_an posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Most of time when آپ talk to a person and start to talk about another person with them like how much they are nice and especial for آپ so the person with whom آپ are talking feel jealous that آپ like another person مزید they think about it مزید and مزید and they start to hate آپ can see how jealousy turns to hate and in this world we should love each other because hate can destroy the world and the earth is only place where آپ can live don't destroy it don't make anyone jealous I know it's happens to آپ too.
PS: I'm bored lol idk what did i just write.
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List by AislingYJ posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with آپ a few websites online that آپ can design characters! آپ all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, یا just in your mind, and here are some websites where آپ can design their appearance! یا آپ could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, یا make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
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This website is سے طرف کی far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically آپ use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to make the costumes for my Young Justice OCs) They have endless options of costume parts for both male and female characters, and they even allow آپ to اقدام parts around, resize them, and color them. آپ can save the character to the game, and then load it later, but if آپ want to save an image to the computer, آپ have to take a screenshot.
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Article by johnnyboy-69 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy ہل, لندن with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Modem - How آپ got rid of your dandelions. Usage: "We gonna modem dandelions"

ROM - Liquor often mixed with Coke

Byte - Beginning of an insult, often followed سے طرف کی the word "me" یا "this"

Cursor - The person doing the cursing. What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

Tab - What آپ owe the bartender

Shift - How آپ get to a different gear.

RAM - Great truck

ترمیم - Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover possum belly go?" " آپ ترمیم afore آپ passed out las nite.

Internet - Where her مچھلی were when she caught em ( In er net).

Fonts - That really cool guy from the show, Happy Days.

Laptop - Where the stripper sits.
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Article by australia-101 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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100 Best Things to Do

1) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that آپ are them from the future.

2) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

3) Swear to do the اگلے random thing no matter how ridiculous یا stupid.

4) Throw something at Justin Beiber. Do it. Now.

5) Call someone to tell them آپ can't talk right now.

6) Thumbs up if your bored.

7) Put a walkie-talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!

8) Fill water balloons with soap and water and wash your car.

9) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.

10) Buy a hamburger and give it to a homeless person.

11) Draw disturbing faces on all the eggs in the fridge, make them look scared!

12) Actually do the 2 اگلے random things آپ see after this.

13) ACTUALLY do the اگلے 3 things that it tells آپ to do.
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Article by australia-101 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Random Things to Do Containing "act like"

Yell at your brother/sister untill they wake up and then act like nothing happened.

Video tape آپ and your دوستوں pretending to act like each other!

Walk up to a random person آپ don't know and ask them for their autograph, act like they're a celeb.

Act like little kids in Wal-Mart with one of your دوستوں being your mother/father.

Talk to someone آپ don't know and act like they killed your dog.

Go up to a friend and act like آپ are some one stupid.

Buy a party hat and put it on your head then act like a unicorn.

Act like someone آپ don't like in the mirror.

Spaz out on the floor and act like it feels good...trust me....its fun!!

When the school گھنٹی, بیل rings yell, THE DINOSAURS ARE COMING!!! then act like a dead hobo.

Act like a secret agent with a nerf gun in public.

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Article by ShadowYJ posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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This test is only for girls, so if آپ are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test آپ can chain mail to with any peeps یا even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on fanpop یا any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in تبصرے what آپ think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true یا not but the جوابات actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to آپ people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
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This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just خارج this. DO WHAT IT SAYS!!!! FOR YOUR OWN LOVE LIFE'S SAKE!!! 


Read this now یا forever hold your peace. 


This is not just your ordinary chain letter. Every person آپ send it to, brings آپ مزید good luck. 

If آپ send it to no one, it will cause someone آپ like to hate you. 
If آپ send it to 1 person, your اگلے relationship will have lots of fun times. 

If آپ send it to 2 people, آپ will get a secret admirer. 

If آپ send it to 3 people, you'll get a تاریخ for the اگلے school...
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Fan fiction by akatsuki_lover9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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it was a normal دن in the akatsuki. Konan was practicing origami, Deidara was blowing things up behind the base, Tobi was bugging deidara. The rest of the members were sitting watching TV. Hidan and kakuzu were in one of their arguments again. “well I don't see why I can't do rituals in our room, I deserve rights too.”hidan کہا angrily. “you can't because آپ always get blood all over everything!” kakuzu snapped. “i do not!” hidan yelled back. “besides, your the one who leaves money lying everywhere.” Pein turned to hidan and kakuzu and punched them both in the head. “will آپ two shut up, some people are trying to watch TV!” hidan rolled his eyes then replied. “can't we at least-” “no, just shut up!” pein cut him off. “don't worry pein, I'll keep hidan's mouth shut. After all, I am the responsible one.” kakuzu said. “thank آپ kakuzu, if آپ succeed then I'll pay آپ $20.” pein replied. Kakuzu nodded his head then dragged hidan away سے طرف کی the ear. “thank god they're gone.” pein muttered. Then there was a knock on the door of the base. “I'll get it!” kisame yelled, walking to the door. He returned a few moments later. “pein, it's some...
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List by Surfer_Girl_16 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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._. یا (._.) indecisive
:-) یا =] یا :) یا =) یا :] یا :^) یا :D یا :^D Smile یا happy
:-L یا =L یا o¬o Drool یا Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( یا =( یا D: یا D= Frown یا Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP یا XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD یا XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
دکھائیں South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S یا :s یا =S یا =s confused
:Þ یا :þ یا =b یا =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ یا :\ یا =/ یا =\ Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, یا a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable opinion on the subject,
undecided
:T یا :| یا =| Indecision, deadpan, a solemn look, a lack of response,
یا indifference; shock - also often used with a contrasting statement
to convey biting sarcasm (e.g. "That was hilarious. :-|")
;) یا ;] Wink
BD یا 8D Laughing while wearing cool glasses, comedian
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Article by cookie-do posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So آپ have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! ارے girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did آپ know kissing is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken سوپ actually makes آپ feel better. 94% of boys would love it if آپ sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your سب, سب سے اوپر lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult آپ when they like you! 89% of guys want آپ to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. Chocolate will make آپ feel better! Most boys think it's cute when آپ say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide hickeys...not that آپ have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We ALL love surprises!! Now.... make a wish! Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!! WISH WISH WISH WISH * *** ***** ******** ********* ********** *********** ************ *********** ********** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ** ***** ******** ********* ********** @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ##################### $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ %%%%%%%%%%%%% ***********...
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Article by ssook78 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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me: omg where are my keys *looks at sister* ......
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*

































LALALA!















HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*













o_o








hi








heh heh *rocks* i love آپ teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
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List by Quirnechia posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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مزید people in history of war have been killed in the name of God (any religion) then any other reason for war
Hellenologophobia - the fear of greek terms
If آپ sneeze too hard, آپ can fracture a rib. If آپ try to suppress a sneeze, آپ can rupture a blood vessel in your head یا neck and die.
Nearly a third of all bottled drinking water purchased in the US is contaminated with bacteria.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendants.
آپ are مزید likely to be struck سے طرف کی lightning than to be eaten سے طرف کی a shark.
آپ are مزید likely to be infected سے طرف کی flesh-eating bacteria than آپ are to be struck سے طرف کی lightning.
مزید people working in advertising died on the job in 1996 than died while working in petroleum refining.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases مزید energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
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Article by australia-101 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If آپ know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, یا always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.



آپ will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills


How this prank works:
آپ take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with یا without apps running یا photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If آپ are decent with using photoshop یا another graphic editing program آپ could open up the image file that the person is using for there desktop and use some of your creative genius to make something extra special.

Other ideas: make a "windows warning" box that says something confusing /devastating to someone not familiar with the technical aspects of Windows. Like: "Warning... Unable to mount drive... Ram will implode in 4 minutes".
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Article by australia-101 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, اقدام your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not اقدام both hands یا both feet at the same time - آپ will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as آپ throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly on your target.

Balloon Dart Throw:
The balloons are under-inflated, and the dart tips are dull. Forget accuracy and throw the dart as hard as آپ can. Most people aim for the middle, so the game operators will often hide the "good prize" ٹیگز behind balloons on the outside edges.

Shoot out the Star:
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Article by Happy_Aura39 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Rolling thunder hear my cry.
Please save me before I die,
if آپ can't than let me fly,
please let me fly.

Don't save yourself if آپ can't save me.
Revenge is my priority,i'm a jealous chick
just wait until آپ see...

This world is a retched place (hell yeah).
It's all do to the human race.
But i'll keep fighting,until I stop breathing....
.

Take me,from the clutches of this messed up evil world!
Save me,save the spirits of those broken hearted girls!

Tired of living in this world in wonder.
Bet I'd do better being 6ft under.
I just can't take it anymore no way no how!!
Please save me now.


مزید to come :-)

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Guide by Lady_Rebel posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as آپ read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in Europe used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell آپ about is Ancient Egypt. مزید specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and a lot of linen. Anubis was the god of death, and watched over the embalming process.
When a person died, a crier went through the streets, calling out the death to the people. Meanwhile, the body was taken to the “ibu” یا “place of purification”. The body was washed with palm wine and rinsed in water from the Nile.
The priests then made a small slit in the left side of the body near the stomach. Through this, they removed the liver, lungs, stomach, and intestines. They left the دل in the body; because they thought that the دل controlled the body and contained the soul....
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Opinion by sideshowbobbart posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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This short insight as the main aim takes one particular social group – fangirls. Scientists argued (and still do) many times whether distinguishing aforementioned group from the rest of society is valid یا not, but one brilliant researcher pointed out that even sociopaths are being classified as separated group, so why not fangirls. This small research is written in his memory, because the group, he spent his entire life researching on, got him into their hands and now his relics are unable to be traced سے طرف کی Interpol. But probably are worshipped somewhere. Along with the part of his shoelace.

Fangirls:
To better understand this mercury[1]-swift group, we must first understand its place in the animal kingdom, and its place in human society.
Although researchers did come across some males in the group, called “fanboys”, they do not take much responsibility in the group. It is even hard to check if they perform any procreation tasks. This led many to think that fangirls multiply سے طرف کی parthenogenesis. It is also possible for normal human being to transform into fangirl in an instant. The origin of such change remains unknown. It is probably due to some...
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Fan fiction by Draculaura10 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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CHAPTER TWO: The Secret

Classes up until lunch went سے طرف کی in a blur except for finding out that Eve, Emmah, and Mellissa all had the same schedule. The three girls walked over to an empty میز, جدول and sat down. "So, آپ guys, what do آپ think Ms.Winters wants us to come to her for? آپ don't think it's one of her discipline lectures, do you? I sure hope not. One time I heard someone was in there for an hour!" Emmah said.

"I honestly don't know. ارے Eve, where'd آپ get that bracelet? It looks so cute. It would look cuter in purple though." Mellissa said. Both Eve and Emmah had a confused look on their face. "Me? I don't wear bracelets. What are آپ talking abou---" Eve looked down and saw a beaded black bracelet around her wrist. "And Mel, آپ already have a purple one." Emmah کہا like it was obvious. Mellissa looked at her wrist too. Sitting there was a purple bracelet, identical to Eve's black one. "Emmah, check your wrist too!" Mellissa کہا in a panic. Emmah looked down and saw a white one. "Maybe we should go see Ms.Winters now. It could take our mind off this crazy stuff." Eve کہا getting up from the round lunch table. "Good idea" "Agreed"...
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Opinion by TheDirector posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I don't know who's going to read this, but I'm going to write it anyway...

I've noticed that there are a lot of سوالات pertaining to the subject of popularity, well-known users, and admiration on this club... Some people find it harmless. Others don't care. But a lot of people do and this مضمون is for those who feel like they're not important. آپ know who آپ are.
All I have to say is... آپ are just as important as everyone else on this club. The person with 1 پرستار is just as important as the person with 1,789 fans. They're just numbers. A lot of آپ need to realize that Fanpop is just a website on the Internet. Popularlity on a social network should be beneath your notice.
The reason there seems to be "well-known" users on this club is because people have made it so.
سے طرف کی posting سوالات and فورم and مضامین about "well-known users," آپ are making everyone believe that there is a مقبول group when there really isn't.
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List by wantadog posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I thought I might do something and this is what came to mind.....




[Top things Disney فلمیں have taught us(Part One)]


[The Lion King]

1. Don’t trust an uncle with large black facial hair.

2. Never intentionally scream in an area where a stampede/avalanche/other disaster of that sort might happen.

3. If necessary, آپ can survive on bugs.

4. Don’t play in graveyards(is also taught in most zombie/horror movies.)

5. Lions can grow up in about 15 سیکنڈ just سے طرف کی walking across a log.

6. Clouds can speak.

7. Baboon’s always have the catchiest songs.

8. Always treat warthogs with proper respect(refer to them as sir/madam)

9. Doesn’t matter what type of fight it is….the girlfriend will always kick your butt.

10. Brothers are d***’s!


[The Little Mermaid]

1. آپ are never far from a musical band of singing sea creatures.
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