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آپ know what? I’m travelling with my idiotic classmates and my teacher to the CAMPSITE.
I didn’t want to, but I had to. آپ see, no way to escape and my love for science has brought me here, i.e., the bus.
I’m alone in my seat. Strike that. Miss Marie is sitting اگلے to me.
We reached the campsite in an hour. We got down the bus and walked towards the place where we have to put up our tents.
Wow! I love doing that.
Brittany threw all her things at me and asked me to put up tent for her and Peter.
Ughh! I don’t have guts to tell her NO!
So, I had to do it for her, the devil of my life.
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Rachel’s POV:
I’m sure they are aiming at me. But, for what? There must be some idiotic reason.
“Hey NERD!!” Brittany came towards me yelling.
“Hi, Brittany” I کہا lifeless.
“Call me Queen of the سال Brittany” she growled.
“Hi, Queen of the year” I mumbled.
I wished if the conversation with her would end.
Perfect silence for some time.
They all sat in the میز, جدول in which I was sitting.
“You aren’t beautiful. May I make آپ so???” Jack کہا with an evil smile plastered on his face.
“N-no” I made my voice to come out.
Before I could complete my sentence, he poured the coke...
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Yay! آپ know what? It’s my پسندیدہ گھنٹہ during school, SCIENCE.
And oh yeah, I love Science and even my Science teacher, Miss Marie Fiest. She is really an awesome teacher. Okay, I think the word “BRAINY” would describe her best.
I can understand what’s going on in your mind. Of course, she is my ROLE MODEL.
She came in and announced “Students, we are going for camping in the forest to see the insects and animals”.
“So آپ have to put up your own tents and آپ could do that in PAIRS”
What?? آپ mean P-A-I-R-S?? Who would come and شامل میں me? I’m so sure that I would be left lonely...
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(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John کہا walking in with a bowl of پاپ کارن, پوپکارن he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some پاپ کارن, پوپکارن away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee میز, جدول in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can آپ change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, آپ little boy” I کہا ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade,...
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posted by Noone_N
Here I stand lost in this restricting world
The unloved dark lord and lady, I am
I am the truth twister, BEWARE MY WORDS
I'm the black بھیڑوں, بھیڑ of the clan

Here I am, within your reach
Take what آپ want, practice what آپ preach
I don't need your disapproving gaze
To know my strength, this isn't a faze

Is my gender a crime?
Insulted and judged throughout time
Where did آپ go wrong? The moment آپ cast me out

Religion putting آپ down? So what.
The پھول WILL bloom twice
Fear not my mind, fear not my strength, for man shall conquer all
posted by a11-swift
hallo,i have written a poem about fanpop
plz tell me how's it

Luv MY friends
All of u
No words to describe u all
Beautiful friends
Luvly Clubs
Heavy talks
Lots of chats
Give lovely Polls…………☺☺☺

Answer the Questions
پرستار the icons……☺☺☺

Just write the articles
Give the links
N then پرستار the things………☺☺☺

لوڈ اپ pictures
Reply forums
Make some Quizzes……………☺☺☺

Get some props
Have some caps
Let’s do this all 4 medals…….☺☺☺

Post ur pics
In ur fave clubs
N get ur جوابات Voted as Best ………..☺☺☺

Make some friends
4rm all over the WORLD
Introduce Urselfs
To all ur FreiEnds…………..
"Ha! The pervert is active! "Randomness کہا floating in the air. Zachkyu gave him a sideways look. Randomness' s eyes changed from blue to green.
"Will آپ shut the hell up in a monotonend leave?"Zachkyu said. Randomness put his feet on the ground. "Kívánom, hogy meghal, mint egy nő," he said. Zachkyu frowned at him."I don't speak Hungarian,"Zachkyu said.
"Will آپ two just stop? And apologize to my boobs Zachkyu," Kaia کہا shortly. She was on the ground, frowning. "I'm sorry I accidently fell on آپ Kaia's boobs," Zachkyu کہا I. Kaia got up and low kicked him, making him fall. She then...
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posted by jeniffer2200
 i'm a tumor
i'm a tumor
Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

"I have the power! He-Man!"


"Luis! Luis,Luis,Luis,Luis,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mama,Mama,Mama,Mama,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mummy,Mummy,Mama!,Mama! WHAT!? HI! eheheheheh"


Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"


"I defy آپ دل man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...
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posted by TVD_rocks
10. Sing “Bad Touch” سے طرف کی the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

6. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

5.Ask him to be a gangsta with آپ for Halloween

4. دکھائیں him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile یا if it's just you.

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.
دکھائیں this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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posted by patrisha727
Here's more! ^_^

During World War II, IBM built counting machines the Nazis used to manage their death/concentration camps.

During World War II, the British Intelligence used the Colossus Machines (precursor to computers) at Bletchley Park to help decode the enigma code of the Nazis.

The first Computer was ENIAC, short for Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer, unveiled on February 14, 1946 (Thanks D.B. of AU)

The total combined weight of the worlds ant population is heavier than the weight of the human population.

The deadliest war in history excluding World War II was a civil war...
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posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He تقسیم, الگ کریں the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the fruit seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
This test is only for girls, so if آپ are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test آپ can chain mail to with any peeps یا even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on fanpop یا any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in تبصرے what آپ think of it!

FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true یا not but the جوابات actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to آپ people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 

This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just خارج this. DO...
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posted by PsychadelicSkye
60 Fun ways to order a pizza

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

4. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

5. Tell the order taker a rival پیزا place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

6. Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

7. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly...
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posted by robobot14
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate

2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a

3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
3-Table lamp

4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too ھٹی, ترش
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty

My انگور stepped on a میز, جدول lamp because it was too unorganized!
posted by x-menobsessed26
Application For Permission To تاریخ My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied سے طرف کی a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical رپورٹ from your physician.

Date of Birth:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Home Address:

Do آپ have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:

Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers یا sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____

Do آپ own یا have access to a van? ____
A truck with...
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OK,everyone.The reason آپ were going to explode if آپ didn't click this is because we're gonna have a contest!!!WHO CAN POST THE MOST RANDOM VIDEO یا PICTURE???????!!(You could also post تبصرے اگلے to your picture یا video to describe what's going on,or even captions!Same rules apply below.But آپ don't HAVE to post تبصرے یا captions اگلے to it if آپ don't want to.It's completly opitional.)If آپ post just a تبصرہ یا caption and no picture یا video,by the way,it will not count and آپ won't have a shot at winning.Sorry!
Here are the rules:
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posted by Sandfire_Paiger
60 سوالات People Dont Ask Survey from Quizopolis.com

When's the last time آپ ran? - Today in th hallways at school.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - Nope.
What are آپ dreading right now? - Carrying Crush cans ہوم tomorrow.
Do آپ celebrate 420? - Celebrate what?
Do آپ get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? - Nope.
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - Depends. Who is it and what do they want?
Who last grabbed your ass? - Nobody.
Have آپ ever been on your school's track team? - Nope.
Do آپ own a pair of Converse? - Yep.
Did آپ copy and paste...
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posted by selenagomezfan7
Sel found out the awful news while she attending a کنسرٹ in L.A., and immediately left to go home.
Selena Gomez's mom Mandy had a miscarriage this weekend. It's really sad news.

A miscarriage means something went wrong with Mandy's pregnancy and she lost the baby. Selena had officially announced she was going to be a big sister just three weeks earlier.

Sel found out the awful news while she attending a کنسرٹ in L.A., and immediately left to go home. She canceled some of her upcoming concerts too.

Demi immediately sent a tweet to Selena saying "I love you." Selena's going to need دوستوں like Demi to get her through this tough time.

Let's hope Selena and her family make it through this difficult time.

Selena Gomez's mom Mandy had a miscarriage this weekend. It's really sad news.
posted by energizerbunny
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, آپ can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If آپ wanna gain a little weight all آپ have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks آپ what your size is یا how much آپ weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when آپ think of women آپ think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol