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posted by ShiningsTar542
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Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five مزید songs, can آپ believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even کہا that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her اگلے CD Rebecca promises to have a مزید natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress
posted by ShadowFan100
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(This is a lil...inspirational/moral speech about what a Human truly is. And don't get offended when it mentions "God"--it's my right to believe in Him)

I'm sure there's a lot of people who often wonder what it means to be human--what a human IS exactly. Some might say we're unimportant, not special, not amazing. And even possibly (dare I say) nothing مزید than just a of bunch mutated wild beast that came from the animal kingdom, who are only capable of destroying themselves beyond any hope of being redeemed of our dark side.

Well, that's not true--and IDC HOW many of your so-called "facts" tell...
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posted by FanFun1010
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If you're under weight: She's too skinny
If you're over weight: She's a fat ass
If you're gay: He's so gay
If you're a lesbian: She's fucking gay
If you're Black: NIGGER!
If you're White: CRACKER!
If you're Mexican/Hispanic/Latino etc.: ارے TACO!
If you're tall: How is the weather up there?
If you're short: MIDGET
If you're smart: NERD!
If you're not smart: DUMBASS!
If you're a virgin: haha virgin
If you're not a virgin: SLUT!

There is no way to please society. Doesn't matter what آپ do, you'll be judged.
1.Tell someone آپ truly trust about your trouble.
2.Talk to your friends.

3.Go outside (somewhere آپ can relax when آپ visit) and don't say I am not in the mood.

4.Cry when آپ feel that آپ need it and don't think crying is weakness.

5.Bring a piece of paper and write/draw whatever آپ want .

6.Take a شاور with a cold/warm water .

7.Listen to classic موسیقی .


8.Drink a fruit رس, جوس یا anything cold.

And in the end remember that life goes on and never stops ...You have to live it as it is and it's your choice to be happy یا sad :)

With my love .....
posted by LaDispute
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I was staring at myself in the mirror, eyeing the scars and wondering how I would make them go away in time for the spring break trip I'm taking with my family to Florida.

Now, I don't cut myself often, but when I do the cuts are deep and they leave wide, bright گلابی gashes behind. That kind of stuff is hard to hide.

The reason for the cutting? I use it as what a shrink might call a "coping mechanism." Sometimes things build up inside of me, little things and big things. As time lengthens between cutting sessions it's like I can feel the pressure inside of me pressing outwards on my skin, taking...
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posted by MineTurtle
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Just to let آپ know, this is NOT mine. I found it on another website.

My Child,

You may not know me, but I know everything about you. Psalm 139:1

I know when آپ sit down and when آپ rise up. Psalm 139:2

I am familiar with all your ways. Psalm 139:3

Even the very hairs on your head are numbered.
Matthew 10:29-31

For آپ were made in my image. Genesis 1:27

In me آپ live and اقدام and have your being. Acts 17:28

For آپ are my offspring. Acts 17:28

I knew آپ even before آپ were conceived. Jeremiah 1:4-5

I chose آپ when I planned creation. Ephesians 1:11-12

You were not a mistake, for all your days are...
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posted by danmarino900
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My friend (I won't use her real name) ill call her "Jessica", was once kind of suicidle and she got really sad one night so she found a bunch of pills (she doesent know what they are) and swallowed them. She had really bad stomach pains since then (its been a month, and the stomach pains have been going away slowly) Also, she gets the pains when she eats. Although the pain slowly keeps becoming easier, it doesent seem to be going away. She does not want anyone but me to know, so she doesent want to see a doctor either because that would involve her telling someone. (She especially doesent want her parents to know). Any medical help یا ideas as to what it might be یا what she can do to fix herself?
"We've gotta do something quick!" Larry cried. Nath held a sign that کہا "I Agree!" then said,"She's کہا awesome twenty-nine times.... Twenty-seven were about her!"
"We're in a pickle... So what do آپ suppose we do?" Venous said, trying his best to keep a cool posture. He moved some blondish-light green hair out of his face. "We could always use our powers."
"We can't, Domness put some sorta thing on the room," Ushio said. Benga looked to the door. "Idiots. How can آپ suppose we're trapped? We haven't tried the door yet. If I know that bastard Domeness, he probably didn't lock the door,"Benga...
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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If آپ Want to work for people ....Make your دل the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If آپ want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As آپ are the creator of your life, similarly آپ are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for آپ
*always forget what آپ did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
posted by BenderIsGreat34
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Narrator: آپ are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, یا some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.

Last Man: [Walks into library]

Narrator: As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.

Last Man: Finally, solitude. I can read کتابیں for all eternity! [drops his glasses] It's not fair, it's not fair! [calms down] Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books. [reaches for a book, his eyes fall out] [hysterical]...
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Dreams are what makes us imagine.
our bodies make us stand, but our hearts are what keeps us alive.

blank faces, colored pages, morbid truth for a soul.
we are connected, our hearts are one. We are one.

We ponder for answers, we wonder the truth.
Society and war are corrupting our youth.
Blue skies and قوس قزح butterflies are مزید than an inch from your fingers.

Reach out. Take it. Make it yours.

Live for today, rather than tommorrow.
The truth is only a mile away.

Catch Your Dreams.
~dreamcatcher321
There’s nothing better than that moment when آپ have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely مزید intelligent than آپ really are. I have picked out some of her پسندیدہ to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended سے طرف کی the T- شرٹ, قمیض slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the شرٹ, قمیض isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five سال old boy wearing a شرٹ, قمیض that کہا "Girls Have Cooties" یا "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female یا male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have آپ ever seen a T.V. دکھائیں where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
posted by teamsalvatore98
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(from 20-1 <3)
20. running out of toilet paper
19. repetitive ads
18. my parents telling me I need to do something productive
17. that دن of the سال when all your good clothes are dirty and your parents won't let آپ wear dirty clothes so آپ have to wear shit-clothes that look boyish (or girlish) on you.
16. the number 45
15. the letter W (i mean seriously. it isn't a double-u its a double-v.)
14. whores/prostitutes/sluts/man-whores
13. police officers
12. eating meat
11. when someone reports me for something completely stupid
10. people teasing me (my dad does this) because I'm a klutz
9. justin bieber
8. گلابی (the color the artist is cool)
7. non-believers
6. assholes
5. imvu ads (selling sex again, IMVU?)
4. eHarmony commercials
3. hypocrites
2. posers
1. hypocrites who are posers and think they're so cool when they're really just stupid morons.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

*****

Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

*****

Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

*****

A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

*****

Here's a handy advice:don't advice anyone,so آپ don't carry their sins.

*****

Two آپ can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

*****

The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

*****

A Woman doesn't...
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posted by TDIlover226
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My class-mates are fuck-tards :3
Here are the events that went on yesterday and today in my 2nd گھنٹہ science class.

--

Mark: KYEEROP.
Michael: آپ sound like a Teddy برداشت, ریچھ =ω=
Lanni: Wait.. What does a Teddy برداشت, ریچھ even SOUND like..? And how do آپ know? *Makes suspicious face*
Michael: آپ ask Mark, he's the one making teddy-noises over here!
James: So we could call him Teddy-Mark!
Me: ..Was that supposed to be funny?
James: Aw, come ON! That was some top-quality funny shit going on right there!

Lanni: I has a jellyfish :3
*Everyone stares*
Lanni: What?
*Everyone continues staring*
Lanni: WHAT!?
Michael: LIAR!...
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posted by j-bfan7
Edward pulled two tickets out of his کوٹ pocket with an unusually questionable grin on his face. I hadn’t seen this expression before. His eyes were bigger than normal, and black. I could see that he needed to hunt. His head tilted slightly downwards, and while one side of his lips curled up, somehow the other side seemed to curl down. Edward looked as though he didn’t know if he wanted to smile, یا frown.

“Are those plane tickets?” It sounded مزید eager out loud than it did in my head.

Edward shifted his dark gaze down at the two tickets he held between his long, porcelain-like fingers,...
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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! آپ threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! آپ only wish آپ could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like بیکن and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont آپ fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
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Another overgrowing problem is posers. I cannot stand them they annoy the fuck outta me like how many 'real' Justin Biebers are out there i saw on this one fake JB page it کہا ارے this is not really JBs page and i just wanted to say no duh but posers are total asses like why cant u get compliments and be normal and if people dont respect u on fanpop just get the fuck off simple why pretend to be someone else ur not
Its crazy how some ppl fall for it it makes me laugh i dont believe tht bullshit HA! laugh out loud lolz XD Like im respected for who i am and if u dont like me OH WELL cuz imma keep goin on with.
Again Fanpoppers lets شامل میں forces to try to رپورٹ every poser we see.
posted by Solo28
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ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The ٹیکو Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: آپ are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET آپ FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: آپ ڈن, اڑانا TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought آپ picked a دن out of a hat for that یا something.

ME: Candy دن is when I say it is Candy Day. It's when I say it is Candy Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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