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posted by Gothheart13
1
MTAWGADTH.ADWG.DWTGA.MWPH.OWGAMPJAWNDGMDA LOL (JUST KIDING)
Yo mama so fat that when she wore a yellow rope the sun wanted to marry her.LOL
Knock knock Whos their Justin beiber Justin beiber who JUSTIN BEIBER WITH UGLY FEAVER.
SAY I IF U HATE JUSTIN BEIBER.
LALALA BLAH BLAH BLAH WAT TO DO.
I WANT GLASSES.
Spell i cup then say colors.
I LUV CHOCLATE.
I Rock.
DJ TURN IT UP THEN PEE IN A CUP.NOW KIDS HAV FUN NOW WERE DONE.WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN FEELIN GREENER THAN SHREK,SLEEPIN IN THE HOT TUB WITH A PAIN IN THE NECK.O HER EYES HER EYE THEY LOOK LIKE THEIR SO BLINDED SHE SO HORRIBLE THAT I TELL HER EVERYDAY JUST THE WAY U FART.

I WAS JUST BORED SO JUST I THIS HOPE U LIKE IT.
posted by EllentheStrange
1
1.I got stabbed سے طرف کی a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I مککا, عجیب الخلقت boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet آپ Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy برداشت, ریچھ is staring at me.
. Before reading any fanfiction, listen to "Whip My Hair" سے طرف کی Willow Smith. (Trust me, it helps.)
. Read crappy یا overdescriptive fanfics in a dramatic voice.
. If it's REALLY crappy, draw a picture of it.
. After reading, try to picture it in your mind.
. If with a group, act it out with friends.
. Everytime a fanfiction mentions food, particularily what they're gonna eat, throw ٹوسٹ at your screen.
. Imagine the lead character as Ebony Dar'kness Dementia Raven Way (Google it).
. If there's an angsty part, yell "AAAAAANNNNNGGGGSSSSTTTT".
. If it's about your OTP, then say "DAWW!" after every sentance....
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posted by TDAPlayer158
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Tonight آپ go on a murder spree.

It happens every week.

I'm hoping that آپ won't kill me.

آپ buy weapons and guns.

آپ are certainly hooked.

آپ go crazy when your victim runs.

Once the bones are torn.

آپ cannot turn back.

I hate to say a war is born.

آپ may think it's a-thrilling,

To end so many lives.

But آپ should not go a-killing.

آپ like it when your victims go jumping,

They give out loud hollers.

But you'll soon come to nothing.

Your stopping people from eating,

This trouble needs to stop.

No مزید talking, no مزید beating.

I know this will not cease,

It has been a سال now,

آپ have become a beast.

My friend, my friend.
posted by randomer123boo
4
here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the سب, سب سے اوپر of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the دکان has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the دکان

if آپ have done one یا مزید of these tips آپ should have benn تخت out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
posted by shomill
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respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand آپ and and آپ and them both would be much happer if آپ weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened سے طرف کی a lifetime of emotional bondage
posted by jblovesme4ever
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سب, سب سے اوپر WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER

1)cry randomly

2) when the teacher calls on آپ say whocares

3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on آپ say how should i no

4)scream out nerd when آپ walk سے طرف کی somene

5)call smart ppl nerds

6)read magizenes when آپ are supposed to do work

7)read this فہرست as your history رپورٹ and say this should be an a ppls

8) play your آئی پوڈ, ipod and say this is my fravorite song

9) always say yea when آپ get an f in a test

10) say i llove آپ to your teaachers

11)the end is always the begining of your project
posted by Diblover111
4
 This picture is also done سے طرف کی ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done سے طرف کی me, it is done سے طرف کی
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps آگے before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by MiizLadiDiime
2
this is what goes through my friend's head 24 7 ugh i could strangle her also what she would probably say if she ever met him


taylor oh taylor (dreaming of our wedding)
1. i follow آپ evrywhere im there when آپ buy eggs and when آپ sleeping
2. im the girl who wrote those suicdal notes wen u کہا u didnt love me
3.i wacth all the film youve been in its 3 isnt it well i wacthed them all over and over
4. i may be years younger but im right for آپ even if it is against the law
5. when آپ used the toilet i was there with my camera hidding in the cubicals
6. i talk about آپ all دن long and drive...
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posted by jodith
im freakin randomly bored,,so.....
ummmm just so....:P



If آپ have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, آپ have $1.19. آپ also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the لنکن Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents...
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posted by Fangirl99
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poem 1:the world



the sun shines bright
there's day,and there's night
both are beautiful sights
this is the world

Winter,spring,summer,and fall
is a magical season
so there is no reason
for آپ to hate
seasons so great

we are all one
we need the sun
we need the air
we all care
about the world


poem 2:love


there is something above
we cant see it
we cant bee it
but we all know what it is
it is love

love is what we need
to live,to breath
to be what we can be
we all need love

love is power
love is strong.
thats why love songs
are so very strong


Poem 3:run (this one isnt all that good)

in the sun
is where i run
away from here
ill not be near

Something that will kill me
something that can be
so deadly and strong
and can kill me with a song

thats why i run
in the sun
i still remember آپ hum.
im sorry i must run.
posted by pandawinx
Hello everyone! :)

I'm here writing about the sadness of people getting teased over how they look.

I hear some songs taking the mic of people who aren't perfect pyshically and I hear horrid things about bullying in public schools.

It makes me sad because back when I was a kid, I used to get teased for having a birth mark on my nose which wasn't overly flattering.
People in my class used to call it the "Witches" spot and کہا stupid stuff like "Burn the witch!" and "Nice wart" And some people were scared to go near me because they thought that a birth mark was contagious and that they'll get it....
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Me: well I’m in tournament of the minds which is like a problem solving them which involves acting it out. Anyway my team made it to state and on the bus trip back let’s just say I was hypo. This is my funny story and the دن I lost all my دوستوں lol.

Okay so we'd just had a good night’s rest after coming back. We didn't win but we had fun, so we boarded the bus and i thought i'd annoy my facilitator (in سال 12) let’s call him Fred. Anyway so i sat اگلے to Fred who i had sat اگلے to on the way and annoyed the hell out of him lol. Anyway so we took off and ‘Vince’ and 'Howard' (Females...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
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After dying, I went to heaven. Funny story, actually.
So after I got there, I had to wait in this big line! I didn't know what the hell was at the end of it. So about two hours later, I was at the beggining of the line. As it was my turn, I stepped up to a man wearing a flight attendant uniform.
"What's your name, mister?" He asked me
"John Richardson."
"Hmm, John Richardson, 45 years old, shot in the head, you're gonna have to wait for the اگلے bus."
"Bus?"
"There are busses that take آپ to heaven. Now, آپ can wait in one of our many lovley shops of caffes."
"Damn."
I walked to a nearby coffee shop,...
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posted by Dan_07
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I don't know what anything means...
posted by seacat243
2
Singing Career






By,
Sydney
I thought this was going to be one of the most exciting events in my entire life but, it was the opposite. All my life I wanted to be a singer. I thought I would never get the opportunity to work out my vocals. But one day, it all happened… “Oooo, what’s this?” I کہا as I looked at a commercial on T.V. The commercial said, “Ever dreamed of becoming a singer? Now’s your chance!!! Go to www.countrycanadasinging.ca. If آپ send us an E-mail, We might actually sign آپ up to be a singer!!! So, again that’s, www.countrycanadasinging.ca if آپ want to sign...
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posted by kitty190123
1. Meet someone with MPD
2. Become scientist
3. Warn Abraham لنکن not to go to the theater
4. Wear a شرٹ, قمیض that says "Life" and hand out lemons
5. Go to Australia
6. Win a گینیز, گینز World Record
7. Walk in the Olympic Opening ceremony
8. Work at Disney in the summer
9. Meet Roshon Fegan
10. Win the lottery
11. Eat a weird food
12. Go on a cruise
13. Make a viral video
14. Voice an animated character
15. Find a cure for cancer
16. Swim with Winter the Dolphin


The following is stuff I'm writing just because my مضمون isn't long enough.
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posted by Draculaura10
7
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?




This is hysterical. آپ have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there
are some things that the brain cannot handle.




HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?



You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!!

It is from an orthopedic surgeon................This will boggle your mind

and it will keep آپ trying over and over again to see if آپ can outsmart
your foot, but, آپ can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!


1). Without anyone watching آپ (they will think آپ are GOOFY....) and
while sitting at your ڈیسک in front...
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posted by Invincible321
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Everyone strives to be beautiful. But, honestly, what is beautiful? Beautiful used to be someone who was loving, who was caring and had a beautiful heart. Someone who told the truth but never hurt others. Someone who never got caught up in gossip یا drama. Someone who, no matter what was happening in their life, was always there for someone else who had it worse. Now, beauty has big boobs, is stick-thin and wears 5 lbs. of make up. Now, beautiful is someone who has name-brand clothes, the best phone and tons of friends. Beautiful is a 'perfect' body. Beautiful is photo-shopped long lashes and clear skin. Now, beauty doesn't matter what's on the inside. I wish we could all go back to when beautiful was our moms sitting on the سوفی, لٹانا with us in pajamas, no make up, when we were five. I miss those days. This is a sick, messed up world. And I can't stand it.
Here is a random game I saw online. Just think of random ways آپ can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks آپ can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my دوستوں do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to random people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles singing the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths...
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