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Guide by IloveMyLord posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only سے طرف کی this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

"My دوستوں are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
-Walter Winchell

"A friend is someone who is there for آپ when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein - Sent سے طرف کی Paulo Louro

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to آپ when آپ have forgotten the words."
- Sent سے طرف کی Donna Roberts

"A friend is one who believes in آپ when آپ have ceased to believe in yourself."
- Sent سے طرف کی Lysha

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Fan fiction by Android_21 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.


The words were almost in the form of a growl, as if the person who had uttered the name was angry at the owner of کہا name. Upon the high cliff that sat at the ocean's edge stood a proud, strong figure. Their back was straight and their shoulders squared, as if nothing in the world could possibly burden them, consume them, break them.
Opinion by xboxrocksx45 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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آپ say all the دن آپ want to be mine but when آپ fill like آپ need love آپ try to pay me money and even though, i love آپ i say no i have to go.Sitting in the rain all alone آپ never saw that آپ passed bye goodbye. آپ can't rent this دل not today when آپ couldn't even say,i love آپ if آپ did i would love آپ too. when will آپ learn love is nautral not for you! not for you! when آپ say my name i think of آپ but no one of one to see no one to love no one but me

omg guys plz rate my 3'rd song to دن and pretty happy about it plz تبصرہ if آپ want to write a song with me thank you! i love all my fanz

Article by xboxrocksx45 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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آپ just shut the door i fell like مزید when آپ say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do آپ make sure to love me even though i'm shy do آپ ever ever ever think to try? do آپ think of me? when آپ say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when آپ say hi well than آپ won't be mine! yes this is love but does it hurt? when i cry? when آپ say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i love you! why would say means things why would آپ say the stuff that stings why would آپ say that word when i know آپ much? i don't think i would be with آپ if i knew a thing یا two about your life آپ backstabbing چھری i trusted آپ and yet آپ still flew without me

Article by xboxrocksx45 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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ارے guyz this is a wonderful song i wrote i hope آپ enjoy it!

why do آپ not see me now? why am i just a blur? i have i have loved so..... i have always been to your snow....ey house and at the risk of things i wish آپ would see i've already grown my wings i have been doing fine but آپ have just crossed the line! i am not a toy i'm am not invisable! oh oh oh can i tell آپ love me now? how can i tell your the one i wanna be...with oh (x12) i have loved so much i have never دیا up آپ and never got in touch......why do آپ not see me now? why do آپ always look at the sky i'm right here right her i'm right here i am going to fly and be free آپ are not the one i want to be....with me

song:spread my wings
Guide by I-Luv-L posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask آپ say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing شرٹ, قمیض sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always تبصرہ on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!

8.Wait آپ run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!

9.Talk about the most perverted thing آپ did and said!

10.Anyways,if آپ like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!

11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't آپ do that to my hot dog?" آپ simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^
List by xboxrocksx45 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1.if they let آپ touch their آئی پوڈ, ipod computer یا mp3 خارج every thing on it!

2.when they try to sleep flicker the lights off and on!

3.when they go with آپ to the store یا something yell "WHY ARE آپ FOLLOWING ME I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY FREAKING LIFE!"

4.tell you're mom یا dad they took crack and now are humping the bathtub!

5.cut their hair in there sleep

6.hide their pet and say آپ saw get run over

7.yell"this is a very nice box!!!" as loud as آپ can in their room

8.dump out their 7-up and take to the bathroom then pee in it the mall say "give me money i want this i want it it it it it it want me it me want money!

10. dye their hair in their sleep(instead of shaving it)

11.when آپ go to a fast food restraunt yell "can i have you're chinese food?" to them

12.switch their پسندیدہ foods with their least پسندیدہ food

13.say "omg the sky is falling! when they turn their light on
Opinion by penguin098 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she کہا yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first تاریخ and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written سے طرف کی me, a girl.

Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth through awkward silences
•Have some ideas on where to go and what to do, it will make آپ seem مزید on سب, سب سے اوپر of the situation, but don’t decide of a place, she may not like it.
•Always, always, always have a jacket

Step two: During
•Show up no later than ten منٹ late, and never be early. If آپ told her eight, she plans on having until eight to get ready, and if you’re late it will seem like آپ don’t care
Opinion by saz19126 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly

Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - آپ should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)

Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me

Name: James Buckley (Actor)
From: Rock And Chips
Character: Young Del Boy
Attraction: He just has a cheeky face

Name: Rob James Collier (Actor)
List by Crazy8s17 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Here is a random game I saw online. Just think of random ways آپ can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks آپ can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my دوستوں do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to random people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles singing the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths out, jump out and yell "Run!"

6) randomly stand in the middle of the store and yell "GET AWAY FROM MY TURTLE!!!!!"

7) Climb onto the aisles thingy, where they hold the cold food, and blast the song "I just haven't met آپ yet" on the speakers, and start dancing.

8) Climb on سب, سب سے اوپر of the deli counter and moon everyone who passes ((someone's friend did this when he was drunk, he got arrested for indecent exposure, but it was funny when he mooned the cops who were coming to...
Guide by sakurahanazono posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1) Ben Dover
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator

آپ could actually use these names as prank call names. If آپ want to prank call آپ could also say:

12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic

I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee

blah blah blah (apparently this مضمون was too short so I'mma post random crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!

Opinion by Crazy8s17 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Life without love is meaningless. Love was born even before mankind was born and it still exists in all kinds of organism, including humans. Though love is expressed in various forms and between different relationships, eternal love is accomplished between a man and a woman. Love is one trait that never diminishes as long as آپ give it to others and keeps on growing.

There are immortal stories on lovers and immortal quotes on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, love has never failed but only the lovers have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.
List by I-Luv-L posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Okay if someone already made this sorry but I didn't check!So didn't be a کتیا, کتيا یا a dick which ever gender آپ are!

1.Hang out with friends
2.Make sure your cell phone still works so آپ can call people,text,sext,and play video games
3.Have a video game station
4.Play video games
5.have a computer!
6.Have the internet
7.Have a television
8.Have the remote to it
9.Have cable to it as well(play your bill yah broke loser)
10.Play out side
11.Have دوستوں to play out side with
12.Draw all day!
13.Prank call people
14.Obesse over something then a سال later get bored
15.Read!-sike real 15.F*ck reading
16.Sleep all دن (sleeping is better than being bored)
17.Listen to music
19.Have pets!
20.Don't be allegic
21.Play with pets!
22.Go shopping!(with money آپ broke bun)
23.Have a boy friend یا girl friend
24.Your too young for one? have an internet one!Too shy?Be lonely but like that person
Article by sakurahanazono posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and آپ have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)

Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)

Guide by LizzyTheCat posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two منٹ later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if آپ are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when آپ get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'

7.Ask if آپ can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 منٹ and if your teacher notices how long آپ were gone, say آپ have diarrhea یا constipation.

8.During a lesson یا while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Hes only 14 and he drinks beer

Hes older then his brother سے طرف کی six years

Hes not even old enough to deside

Yet his father always drink infront of the kids

At school he gets teased

For being Dizzy and Drunk

He comes to school with a packet of smokes

Lungs filled with ash

Hes only 14 hes just to young

His 7 سال old brother began when he was 1

Its not there fault it was there dad

Kids get habbits from the ones they look up to

Death inside one single smoke

Just watching then drink while he sat and smoke

Kids can't make that choice

But they do it because of someone's voice

So do whats right for a soul

No one should act older then they have grown

there still just little compared to there dad

So stop this now before there dead

Fan fiction by canal posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I would have seen it all backwards but i have to tell آپ about my first love.Eli my friend Tyler said.Dude don't آپ get people thinks we're idiots i said.I know but we'e buds right کہا Tyler.Yeah I کہا pushing my black hair to the side of my face.Eli!! yelled a voice.I turned my head to see a little girl running towreds me.Eli the girl yelled again.She ran into me And it was my sister she was crying.Whats wrong Niomi i said. A boy made fun of me he کہا i was an idiot Niomi کہا still crying.It's ok people call us idiots we just look past it i said.Niomi wiped her eyes and stopped crying but people were watching the whole thing even Ali the hottest girl in school.Niomi come on we have to go i said.Niomi ran ahead of us.I put my hands and walked on suddenly my cellphone rang it was a text from coolkat but who was that.The text کہا I saw what آپ did for your sister it was nice your nice not an idiot nor is آپ sister but if it's not trouble meet me at the creek.I smiled to my self put my phone back in the pocket.Come on slow pokes Niomi yelled out from the end of the block.Hold on i yelled back.When i caught up to
Article by IceCreamGal101 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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The girl sat in her بستر crying. Not knowing that دل break hurts.
Her boyfriend just dumped her over a text message. کہا he was moving on and found a مزید prettier girl. She never thought that love could hurt this much.
She swore to herself she'd never love again. And she thought she could never meet anyone who would love her the way she wanted to be loved.
A few years later, after being single for so long. God gave her a new man. A man who was kind, sweet, understanding, truthful, and loved God with all of his heart.
She was afraid to fall in love with him, but she did anyways. They dated for a long period of time. Finally the دن she dreamed for came.
The man she loved, the man of her dreams, got down on one knee and asked her to marry him.
Finally, she knew what real love felt like. She knew she wouldn't need to fear about having her دل broken again.
So she کہا yes. And they got married five months later on Valentine's Day. The دن of love.
Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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She sat at the lunch میز, جدول all alone

She was to afraid to talk

Giggles and laughter from the rest

As she went ہوم and went to bed

Late at night when no one knew

She went to the چھری draw

Because of her gloom

She grabbed a چھری long and thick

Cries and screaming in her head

As she forgot what to think in her head

She placed the چھری on her wrist

Making sure there was not point to miss

People laughing in her face

As the چھری cut through

Red blood stained the air

As her tears flooded everywhere

People didn't really care

If she was gone یا if she was there

It was never her fault can't آپ see

Even آپ saying "hi" would have made her happy

اگلے time آپ make sure to ask

Because a life can be saved if آپ دکھائیں love
Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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He came to school with a gun

All the kids would shout and run

Screaming crying blood and tears

Would be all he could hear in his ears

Blasts of bullets filled the sky

As one after the other they all fell dead

The one holding the weapon began to scream

Floods of tears ran down his face

As the end of the آگ کے, آگ arm closed the space

Pointing its tip to his head

As cover the eyes from the dead

In one bang he was dead

Many kids looked around

Dead teenagers all around

Not many people had cared for him

They were happy to make fun of him

they were happy to throw things at him

in the end of this mess

the mess that brought life and death

as the sky began to rain

i ask

wasn't he the one in pain?!

Article by VoicesInMyHead posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!

Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, آپ can't lose!!!!!!!

2. آپ just KNOW his fangirls are gonna شامل میں your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give آپ an advantage!!!!!!! آپ can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF آپ WANT!!!!!!!!!

And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!

Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
Guide by Boomerxbubbles posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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What! to do when bored....Doooo Itttt....kidden
1.Open a window and yell "CURSE آپ WALMARRRRRRT!!!!!!"
2.(guys amied at) wear a mini سکرٹ, گھیرنا to school.                            
3.(guys amied at....again) wear a mini-mini سکرٹ, گھیرنا to school. 4.throw bannas at ramdom people    .
5.have a fruit war. somthing like this writing something to do when bored.
7.dress up like a bunny and walk around giving people hugs.                
8.get kicked out of a car when its driving in grass.    
9.slap a freind,hobo,or stuffed animal.    
10.have a debate with the tv. Like sceaming یا yelling at it stuff like that.        
Opinion by tokidoki123 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the ڈاکو, ہڈ #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... except the weasel.
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the ڈاکو, ہڈ #87
Homer: How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach آپ how to sing to trees? And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh? [His chair collapses] D'oh! Stupid poetic justice.
Opinion by tokidoki123 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to love Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to love every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are آپ talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, آپ have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 207 - Anniversary #381
Marie: We almost got divorced.
Frank: There's a sad word��'- almost.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 208 - The Children's Book #382
Opinion by tokidoki123 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits اگلے Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have آپ tried دکھانا him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like آپ - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - مچھلی Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty bucks!
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!
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[Family Guy] S04E02 - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High #184