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posted by MJangellover
On 24 June 1947 A US pilot called Kenneth Arnold Looked out of the window of his plane and saw nine sliver objects flying close together.they were moving very quickly, Kenneth guessed that their speed was مزید than 1600 kilometers an گھنٹہ .He told journalists that the objects did not اقدام like planes ,but like saucers اقدام when someone throws them across the surface of the water. later,one of the journalists called the objects "flying saucers"
This was the first time The expression"flying saucer" was used ,but people have been seeing unidentified flying objects UFOs in the sky for centuries.For...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok today i will tell آپ 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I love animals
2.I own tons of manga and عملی حکمت dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i love writing my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i love going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i love the stars
10.i love to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my دوستوں on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink سے طرف کی putting chocolate and bubble gum
The End
I hope آپ enjoyed!
posted by boomerlover
A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps اگلے to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy آپ another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This دن is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police کہا that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in بستر with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, آپ دکھائیں up and drink my poison."
1) Go to Souper Salad, Fill a cup with Ice Cream and put oreo کوکیز with Chocolate Syrup in it. Mix well with a spoon and enjoy. (I did that today :p)

2) Get دودھ and put in a chocolate bar. Let it rest for 5 منٹ and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.

3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in Chocolate powder. Churn and enjoy.

4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in chocolate syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.

5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if آپ can work the ice cream...
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posted by kristine95
LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here آپ go! =P


A سست can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An ہاتھی is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, آپ have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, سے طرف کی taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally...
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A لومڑی has been unmasked as the mystery thief of مزید than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities کہا Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's ماند, خلوت خانہ and found a trove of جوتے, جوتا down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," کہا a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen ہے, وساان چرا لیا, چوری کی them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
posted by Canada24
Sense we all love movies, and I was دیا the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique فہرست for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..



#6: HE CAN'T DIE:


Some of his مزید serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic تصویر of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..



#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards سے طرف کی an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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1) I can't reach my license unless آپ hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't آپ the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, آپ must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are آپ Andy یا Barney?

6) I thought آپ had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do آپ know why آپ pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11)...
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 No. No I don't, Ross.
No. No I don't, Ross.
1. Ally Dawson
I hate Ally! For starters Laura Marano who plays Ally is a hopeless wannabe actress. Her character is ugly, boring, and has absolutely NO social life which makes her dead dull. She makes me want to barf and then fall asleep. Plus she is very thick letting Austin deceive her and then become his BFF and موسیقی partner! She can't defend herself and is super socially awkward. Why would she keep writing for Austin, even though he used her. Not to mention, she wears the exact same friggin' clothes in every episode, and they're all ugly just like her (on the both the inside AND the outside)....
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posted by karpach_13
Product Warnings:

"Do not use if آپ cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.


"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.


"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.


"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.


"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.


"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.


"Do not use while sleeping یا unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.


"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate...
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 Random picture, with no connection to the story
Random picture, with no connection to the story
I made this when I first started writing. So the grammer isn't very good..


Grady Edwards. A constant on the run serial killer, that is always changing his name. Today he met Susan at the grocery store, he introduced himself as David Harris. He pretended to be divorced, but in reality he murdered his old wife, and her family. "Yep, she was mad at me for my constant tenancy to take shit in the pool" David said. Everyone took a step back. David walked away. Unaware of the danger it will eventually cause Susan asked David to stay with her family. He agreed.

Susan's oldest son, Michael was returning...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, آپ guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do آپ want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a پیزا with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings آپ want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...
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I still find this دکھائیں quite humorious.
Though people don't seem to realize how many villain roles he actually has..

1: A PAL FOR GARY:
Is comedy blind to Gary's danger, and is always blaming Gary for, even though it's "puffy fuffy" who's the threat.
Even when Gary is about to be eaten.
Spongebob, instead of helping him, starts to scold him for his destruction and how he's still treating Puffy Fluffy, even when the ئل, إسماعيل is clearly about to eat him. SpongeBob continues to lecture Gary..

2: WAITING:
SpongeBob must wait patiently for the toy.
But he becomes very rude.
Not feeding Gary.
Flipping Sandy rudely....
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posted by Happy_Aura39
Rolling thunder hear my cry.
Please save me before I die,
if آپ can't than let me fly,
please let me fly.

Don't save yourself if آپ can't save me.
Revenge is my priority,i'm a jealous chick
just wait until آپ see...

This world is a retched place (hell yeah).
It's all do to the human race.
But i'll keep fighting,until I stop breathing....
.

Take me,from the clutches of this messed up evil world!
Save me,save the spirits of those broken hearted girls!

Tired of living in this world in wonder.
Bet I'd do better being 6ft under.
I just can't take it anymore no way no how!!
Please save me now.


مزید to come :-)
posted by zutaradragon
    Police are investigating a آگ کے, آگ at a local school building, which was full of what are now dead children and teachers. یا at least, presumed dead, as no bodies have actually been found. There was only one person left: a seemingly deranged babbling female teacher speaking of a giant blob, of sorts. The police instantly dismissed her ramblings as those of a traumatized and stressed mind and went back to work. Their investigation turned up large amounts of sulfur, which was very odd and completely unexplained. Most dismissed it, saying that the science labs must have just...
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posted by spunkyonyx
1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores آپ after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her دل with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship' s over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every منٹ of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to...
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I found this hilarious مضمون on pcworld.com
Don't know who the مصنف is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's ایوارڈز Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by karpach_13
50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when آپ think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever آپ have to say during commercials.
3. If آپ don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about آپ ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like آپ to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that آپ can...
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1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)

2. Get a cup of water, when your dog یا cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at آپ look away until they look awy then repeat.

3. Get another cat یا dog to bug the other!
(Only if آپ want two animals!)

4. When your dog یا cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and آپ are facing away.

5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so آپ can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.