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posted by AnnaSmiley
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Listen to me and smile a lot :]

~Never leave your house without a smile. Cause every دن without smiling would seem empty & useless.

~Show your دوستوں that آپ love them every day. Little thing would make them the happiest person on the world

~If آپ love, love the best آپ can. And only love the person that deserves to be loved.

~Never تاریخ somebody just for fun. It could happen to آپ and it will hurt and break your heart.

~Watch pics and فلمیں from when آپ were a child. It will wake up the child in آپ :]

~Dance only for your soul at least once a week. It'll make آپ happy :D

~Say at least...
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posted by milorox18
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Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If آپ think you're fat, آپ probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If آپ ask a سوال آپ don't want an answer to, expect an
answer آپ don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless آپ are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid...
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posted by DxCluvr
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Tell me if u think this is funny یا not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would آپ like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh آپ gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: آپ gonna tell me my fortune یا what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell آپ your fortune?


Random guy: آپ کہا آپ WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have آپ been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and کوکیز don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read سوالات aloud, debate your جوابات with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that آپ can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this سوال on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...
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posted by angelicahardy
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It was the begging of October and Madeline was in her bedroom on her laptop researching Emily Angle her bedroom was full of posters of her it was a stormy night but Madeline was enjoying the rain she was not scared lighting she had been grounded of dogging school to go to the mall she looked out of her window with an evil smirk on her face. She tied her skipping ropes together and climbed out of her window and into the poring rain and lighting Madeline was walking absolutely soaking wet she was walking in the middle of a long black deserted road there was no noise just the noise of her footsteps...
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posted by McDreamyluva
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The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a مزید perfect kiss enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand- I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek- I just want to be دوستوں
3. Kiss on the neck- I want آپ
4. Kiss on the lips- I love you
5. Kiss on the ears- I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else- Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- Kiss me
8. Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I love آپ too much to let آپ go

The Three Steps
1. Girls : If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys...
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posted by misscrazel
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User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are آپ a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are آپ female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are آپ male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are آپ a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do آپ like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: آپ just...
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posted by Ani_Is_Crazy
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1. Stay on the computer as long as I want.
2. Change in the middle of the house.
3. Invite random people over.
4. Play as much video games as I want.
5. Put the موسیقی at full blast.
6. Turn on all the lights.
7. Go on any website I want.
8. Turn on the T.V. while I'm on the computer so I don't feel alone.
9. Walk around in my underwear. (sometimes)
10. Eat anything I want.
11. Drink as much soda as I want.
12. Sing along with songs I know.
13. Do stuff my mom would yell at me for.
14. Scream for no apperent reason.
15. Do anything I want. (:
posted by TeamSongz4eva
~got this from Ehow~





Get up in the morning, look in the mirror, and find something to genuinely appreciate about yourself-even if it's just one thing. All دن long people will try and shake your confidence and make آپ feel like you're not as good as them. When this happens (and trust me, it will happen), آپ keep reminding yourself of what آپ love about yourself. Even if your دن yesterday wasn't that great, remember that everyday is a fresh start.

2 Say out loud the good things you're expecting for yourself that day. You'll start to believe what you're saying, and it will come across in your...
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posted by invadercalliope
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Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that آپ were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes آپ can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One دن you'll ask me, "which is مزید important to you, me یا your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing آپ are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your love does NOT work for that person,...
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here they are... in no particular order...

1.The Nuke in CoD Zombies (saving people from hordes since 2008)
2. using ghost mode to steal a سٹار, ستارہ mode in MarioKart (So... Much... Satisfaction.)
3.sunglasses (why i wear them: 5% to not be blinded سے طرف کی sun 95% to look cool)
4.Ipod converters that let آپ charge directly from the دیوار (life made convenient in 3, 2, 1...)
5.light switches that are directly beside the door (eliminates the chance of being attacked سے طرف کی a monster in the dark when searching for the light switch.)
6. Internet (...life about to be wasted... couldn't be happier)
7. Human Shields in...
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posted by ShadowFan100
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I decided to make a فہرست a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive یا not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different یا smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused یا hated on ect.

-Agism

I'm nice person,...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
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آپ are already late, and your key is missing, آپ wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!

5 منٹ پہلے آپ were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now آپ are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, آپ wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!

آپ are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, آپ wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!

The train is so crowded that آپ cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, آپ wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!

After marriage آپ realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, آپ wish there was an valuation period' یا atleast a 'sample download' یا a 'demo version'!

One دن آپ realize that آپ are turning bald, آپ wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!

Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR آپ INCASE آپ GET PULLED OVER سے طرف کی A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE آپ CAN SUFFER سے طرف کی SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER یا ANY ONE ELSE!!!!


Can آپ hold my beer, I cant reach my license.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't آپ the guy from the Village People?

Hey, آپ must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!

Are آپ Andy یا Barney?

I thought آپ had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

I pay your salary!

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

Do آپ know why آپ pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
posted by Mp4girl
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xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as آپ can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when آپ laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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This test is only for girls, so if آپ are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test آپ can chain mail to with any peeps یا even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on fanpop یا any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in تبصرے what آپ think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true یا not but the جوابات actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to آپ people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
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This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just خارج this. DO...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
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WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to شامل میں their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged سے طرف کی you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before آپ Family Guy شائقین start to flame me, Meg is my پسندیدہ character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the دکھائیں puts her...
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posted by animefreak21
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do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a random person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow random people all over the store یا where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a random person

6. go up...
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posted by juviechick1339
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TRY NOT TO LAUGH​ ( i didnt​ belie​ve it, but it works​!​)​
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Start​ think​ing about​ somet​hing آپ reall​y really want

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You have just been visit​ed سے طرف کی SERAH​.​ I will grant​ آپ one wish.​ Make your wish when the count​ down is over.

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posted by ParaBowiefan94
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1. Nap
2. play the sims.
3. Walk your dog.
4. Think of ways to rule the world.
5. Make a playlist of songs آپ would play and listen to with your fantasy crush.
6. Drink tea, coffee...etc.
7. Draw on your arms and hands.
8. Cuddle with your pet.
9. Draw on actual paper. ;)
10. Write smut filled fanfiction.
11. Watch TV.
12. Make cookie dough.
13. Eat cookie dough.
14. Invite a buddy to your house and watch movies.
15. Watch Funny YouTube videos.
16. Remind yourself that your life will end one دن and آپ should be thankful that you're bored but still alive.
17. Look up pointless wiki how articles...
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