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posted by Musiclover456
1. Do آپ sleep in your bra ; no
2. Does your dad know آپ like boys yet ; yes
3. Do آپ enjoy drama ; no!
4. Are آپ a girly girl ; not much
... 5. Small یا large purses ; ehhh I don’t carry much stuff so small
6. Are آپ short ; I guess im 5’ 2’’
7. Do آپ like somebody ; yes
8. Do آپ care if your socks are dirty ; of course
... 9. Do آپ like Halloween ; OF COURSE♥
10. Are آپ double jointed ; a little
11. Where is the weirdest place you've slept ; in the car
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours ; no
13. Is there any type of rumor going around about آپ ;not...
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There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over سے طرف کی the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the سب, سب سے اوپر spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at ہوم with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in love for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really love him, but I think that he really does love me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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posted by woowie
Kat: آپ spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and آپ know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO LOVE AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, آپ stay since آپ live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
There is a topless تصویر of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied سے طرف کی some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged تصویر of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” کہا her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
posted by nessienjake
wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!



Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)

Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)

About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while آپ sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the...
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posted by milorox18
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But آپ sir, When you're born you're PINK, When آپ grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When آپ go in the sun آپ turn RED, When you're cold آپ turn BLUE, And when آپ die آپ turn PURPLE. And آپ have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
In case y'all haven't noticed I've kind of had some serious wanderlust lately. Like at this point there are so many beautiful places I'd be down to go anywhere that isn't where I've been living my whole life lol. At any rate here are 5 مزید breathtaking places.

1. Maldives

Honestly this one is actually probably in my سب, سب سے اوپر 5, I actually didn't discover it until after typing my first article. The Maldives are tied for first on my 'to visit list'.

For one thing the Maldives is ہوم to a bioluminescent ساحل سمندر, بیچ (a ساحل سمندر, بیچ that has glowing water) and I have always wanted to visit one of those. They are...
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posted by big-fat-meanie
سب, سب سے اوپر selling albums in 1980s
The سب, سب سے اوپر selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed سے طرف کی Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album Queen Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the سال 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand Love Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 Madonna True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american...
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Before Marriage

Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do آپ want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do آپ love me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have آپ ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are آپ even asking?
Girl - will آپ kiss me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will آپ hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are آپ crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling

After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top

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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot...
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So I am writing what I see people generally do when آپ stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of آپ do this. This also applies to siblings.



1. Play your موسیقی even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them سے طرف کی reading manga, texting, یا stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
posted by michaelspicer
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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men یا Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a random button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells آپ to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy برداشت, ریچھ with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it مزید than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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posted by kinga10111
A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half مزید than 8 times.



There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.



A shrimps دل is in it’s head.



Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.




Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.



An زیتون درخت can live up to 1500 years.



Cleopatra married two of her brothers.



Ants can’t shut their eyes.




On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.



Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.



Chewing...
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posted by karolinak1999
I'm saying this speech on he 4th of September 2013(unless the teacher forgets یا something like that) I am aginst 2 boys....my chances are okay...


"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen we are gathered here today to learn Irish, but we took some time off that to choose a new class leader.

For starters I would like to compliment my fellow rivals Atrio and Liam, for their good effort - Liam آپ even prepared a speech, very impressive

Now..I realise the privelage to have the honour torepresent your class, however I am confident that I will be a great candidate.

I'm taking part in this not only to add...
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This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting سے طرف کی an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the دیوار to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman...
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: آپ HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT آپ DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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posted by deathding
MUSIC! Again, for the MENTALLY RETAR- I mean, people who don't know what موسیقی is, it's basically....

SOUNDS! ;D

And no, immature 7th graders, armpit farts don't count as music. -___-

Seriously though, there's just something I love so much about music. Maybe it's the way songs get stuck in your head, maybe it's the great melody, but there's just SOMETHING about موسیقی that just sounds so extravagant and attracts me like a کیڑے, کیڑا to a flame!

Because fact is, موسیقی is majestic. It can be unambiguously incredible, and is an extremely unique part of media. It destroys the grotesque evil in this pathetically...
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So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on سب, سب سے اوپر of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an مضمون of it since I seem to be making the same تبصرہ over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an مضمون to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my تبصرہ on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments


First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this پرستار club either).
Overrated...
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