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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on یا off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to دکھائیں the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of آپ just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name ٹیگز to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny آپ think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: اگلے to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: اگلے to my house


3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...
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posted by Bluekait
3
Night time sharpens, heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination

Silently the senses abandon their defenses
Slowly, gently night unfurls its splendor
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
Turn your face away from the garish light of day
Turn your thoughts away from cold unfeeling light
And listen to the موسیقی of the night

Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams
Purge your thoughts of the life آپ knew before
Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar
And آپ live as you've never lived before

Softly, deftly, موسیقی shall caress you
Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you...
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posted by ShadowYJ
1
This is just something i made while i was bored-hope آپ like it!

Love is strong, stronger than a typhoon
Love is friendship, It shall never die یا fade away
Love is death, آپ would risk your life for the person آپ love
Love is a drug, so hard to get rid off
Love is chocolate, sweet and pleasant
Love is champagne, so bubbly and bright
Love is sunset, dim and peaceful
Love is special, unique and remarkable
Love is super-glue, so tight and permanent
Love is spring, fresh like flowers
Love is music, melodic and beautiful
Love is a kiss, seeing fireworks behind your eyelids
Love is butterflies, roaming madly in your tummy
Love is your inner-voice, telling آپ to go for it
Love is your body, aching all over for that person
Love is life, from beginning to end to paradise
Lastly: Love is love, the thumping of your heart.
posted by Aimee147
6
NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President یا Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a سال plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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posted by LittleOtaku1
3
Kakuzu: gettin tired?
Hidan: fuck yah...
Kakuzu: dont yawn
Kakuzu: yawn
Hidan: ....
Kakuzu: dont yawn...
Hidan: ..........
Hidan: yawn
Hidan: FUCK!!
Kakuzu: HA!! i knew آپ would yawn!
Hidan: your an asshole. *sticks up middle finger*
Kakuzu: yah, i know.
Kakuzu: and i dont give a shit :D
Hidan: t(-_-t)
Kakuzu: ...


it needs to be longer, so
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posted by LOLerz25
15
 The Shit فہرست
The Shit List
(Taken from 1069@urbandictionary.com)

**The Ghost Shit**
-The kind where آپ feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

**The Clean Shit**
-The kind where آپ feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

**The Wet Shit**
-You wipe your پچھواڑے, گدا fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So آپ end up putting toilet paper between your پچھواڑے, گدا and your underwear so آپ don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

**The سیکنڈ Wave Shit**
-This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and آپ suddenly realize...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the اگلے thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just کہا that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
2
آپ came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one دن embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I love the special bond that we beutifully share,
I love the way آپ دکھائیں u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever محفوظ within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
4
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every دن since his retirement 25 years ago. One دن he arrives ہوم looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."

His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't آپ take my brother with آپ and give it one مزید try."

"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

So the اگلے دن Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty سوئنگ, جھول and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did آپ see the ball?"

"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".

"Where did it go?" says Arthur.

"I don't remember."
ارے this is werewolflover and vampiregirl 17.Check out her پروفائل please.This is another insane list.So here goes.
#1 stick your head in the toilet and start singing Thriller سے طرف کی Micheal Jackson loud enough for people to hear.
#2 walk in subway sit in the middle of the floor and start sucking on your big fat toe.
#3 watch the Headless horseman and whenever a head falls off say,"poor baby did your head fall off?"
#4 everytime someone says"the"start laughing like a maniac.
#5 run around in circles and when someone asks about it say"building a دائرے, حلقہ of protection from the evil giant rotten tomatoes buttox.
PLEASE تبصرہ AND RATE.
posted by milorox18
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Girl: Do I ever پار, صلیب your mind?

Guy: No

Girl: Do آپ like me?

Guy: No

Girl: Do آپ want me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would آپ cry if I left?

Guy: No

Girl: Would آپ live for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would آپ do anything for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Choose--me یا your life

Guy: My life

The Girl runs away in shock and pain and The Guy runs after her and says...

The reason آپ never پار, صلیب my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like آپ is because I love you.

The reason I don't want آپ is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if آپ left is because I would die if آپ left.

The reason I wouldn't live for آپ is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do آپ anything for آپ is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because آپ ARE my life.

Yeah... Kinda corny and cheesy... but cute!
21 Ways to Say I Love You



1. Call her the اگلے day.



2. Always laugh at her jokes.



3. Tell her (truthfully) that آپ can't wait to see her again.



4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.



5. Call her just to say آپ were thinking about her.



6. Bring her a teddy برداشت, ریچھ and chicken سوپ when she's sick.



7. Write her a poem.



8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).



9. Bring her flowers for no reason.



10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.



11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.



12. Kiss her in the middle...
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posted by deathding
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ارے guys, Jared here, and I just wanted to share my channel with all of Fanpop! I am currently let's playing Sinjid Shadow of the warrior, and I have been uploading like crazy! ^___^

Hope آپ enjoy my channel, and don't forget to like and subscribe if آپ loved my videos!

See ya!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKP7tZ2PTr48j_UxXHJS79w/feed

My نام کا صارف is Jared Potts for those who can't use the link.
آپ might find me سے طرف کی my سب, سب سے اوپر 10 Kirby Boss Fights.

Here on my channel I do let's plays, countdowns, eventually reviews, یا even just playing games in general, while also being somewhat funny!

If this interests you, be a kind person and check out my videos, every little bit helps, and thanks!
I decided to try and do some kind of review at least once a week talking about my opinions on movies, anime, video games, music, and a few other surprises. So here it goes.

Kingdom Hearts is one of my all time پسندیدہ gaming series so of course I got KH2.5 as a Christmas present. I pre-ordered the game from GameStop hoping to get another art book just like KH1.5 but sadly the only thing آپ get is a KH pin.

Now on to the game. I'm not much of an expert on video quality to complain یا get excited about HD but I think it does look even better then the original releases.

As a long time hardcore...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
There once was a woman named Hallie.
Hallie was a doctor.
Unfortunately for Hallie, آپ could not download illegal فلمیں to دکھائیں at the Saturday movie nights, which makes sense.
After she got fired, Hallie got a call from a man named Huebert.
"Come to the circus." He said.
"Which one?" Hallie asked.
"The one closeby." کہا Huebert.
So Hallie went to the closest circus. That was the one that neighbored the hospital Hallie used to work at.
At the circus there were three men.
The first was Huebert.
The سیکنڈ was a man named Jerry.
The third was a man named Ryan.
"Pick one." Huebert said.
"I pick...I pick..."...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
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WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS AND MANLY TEARS SHED IN THIS REVIEW!

This movie is a masterpiece. It's a million country miles better than Frozen, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and a lot others. It's a breath of a fresh air.

The story starts with Hiro Hamada and his big brother Tadashi. Hiro decides to شامل میں Tadashi's college, with Tadashi's دوستوں GoGo Tamago, Wasabi no Ginger, Fred, and Honey Lemon. Hiro enters a contest for entry, and he invents these awesome nanobots.

Then, on the night before Hrio goes to college, Tadashi dies سے طرف کی sacrificing himself to save a professor named Callaghan....
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posted by NagisaTomoya
The دن آپ Slipped Away
I will start off my story سے طرف کی telling آپ this: Karma is very real. In fact, that is me. I am Karma, though I prefer the name “Exodus.” Karma sounds a bit too feminine for such a strong and mighty force like myself. I, Exodus, have come to write a story for you. If آپ are expecting a cute and fun filled story get out while آپ still can. Close this book and get on with your life. Forget about me, even though آپ will surely encounter me in the rest of your lifetime. آپ just won’t know when I am approaching آپ from behind یا staring آپ down from the front....
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Your Get-Pretty Guide For Your Prom:

These amazing how-to tips will help آپ find all the جوابات to your prom dilemmas and become the Belle of the ball.

How to...Find your dream dress:
~Start سے طرف کی browsing through magazines for styles that آپ like and once آپ find the style آپ like, tear the sheet out and دکھائیں it to your dress designer so that he یا she can make it.
Tip: Do this at least three months before prom. Buying dress off the rack? Start window-shopping about a ماہ یا two before prom so آپ don't get stressed out.

How to...Choose the right shoes:
~You'll need to base this on the length...
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ارے guys and gals it's Nick here! Today I shall be reviewing Digimon Hurricane Landing.

Plot: Davis, Yolei, Cody, TK, and Kari help a boy named Willis and his Digimon partner, Terriermon, stop the evil Digimon Wendigomon.

This movie is super trippy. It has the weirdest effects, weird looking backgrounds, and a plot that is kind of all over the place.

Score: 2/5

Music: Much like the plot, the موسیقی is super trippy. But there is one song that I do like, "Stand سے طرف کی Me ~Hito Natsu no Bouken".

Score: 4/5

Characters (Heroes): If آپ don't know who Davis, Yolei, and Cody are, they are the protagonists of...
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