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posted by God_of_the_Dead
So, this isn't a guide on how to cure depression. As they say, if آپ can't produce your own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine. If آپ need medication and a therapist, there is no shame in that. Some of these might help, though, so give them a try.

1:
Every few months یا so, just sit down, relax, light some incense, and clear your mind. Comfortable?? Good, now take a pen (fountain pens work best) and write down all of the things آپ are grateful for. the world is wonderful and full of all kinds of happy things. Maybe you're grateful for your parents, maybe آپ have a toy آپ like. Maybe...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1. Steal Edwards آئی پوڈ, ipod and fill it with nothing but Rap and fill Emmetts with classical.

2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.

3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.

4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.

5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.

6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.

7.Sell Edwards piano.

8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.

9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.

10.Pretend that آپ can see the future and that آپ can read minds, when Edward یا Alice say that they can laugh at them.

11.Call Edward a stalker.

12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.

13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will آپ marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no مزید مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and آپ have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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 Image by: crystalfalls on deviantart
Image by: crystalfalls on deviantart
I keep ranting and raving about how great Symphonic Metal and Folk Metal are so I may as well make an مضمون on them. I mean everyone likes new موسیقی right? یا maybe آپ already like Symphonic Metal and Folk Metal and just want to read مزید about it. Either which way, I present to آپ an مضمون about Symphonic and Folk Metal.

What is Symphonic Metal?

Well, naturally it is one of the many raindrops under the metal umbrella. It combines elements of classical موسیقی with orchestral music, Gothic music, opera, and of course metal music. Sometimes it can actually include the folk/Celtic elements....
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posted by ivoryphills
I am a teenage girl.
The world I was brought to when I had hit the big "1-3" are supposed to be the best years of my life, right? Why am I fed this lie? Everywhere I turn, there is nothing but torture and conflict with no solution. I am expected to be a kid- do your chores, mind your authority- and yet, I have to be an adult- care for your younger siblings, finish this task سے طرف کی Friday. Why must I obey like a child without all of the benefits of a childhood, and why must I take my responsibilities like an adult without all of the freedom like an adult? Worse yet, as I am a teenage girl/woman/whatever...
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1.the power to turn invisible when no ones looking
2.power to see through opened doors
3.power to give someone a orgasm سے طرف کی looking at em
4.power to turn into a bug but not turn back
5.power to teleport 1 inch
6.power to open unlocked doors with your mind
7.power to run into walls out of control
8.power to remove your brain but not put it back
9.power to crap chairs
10.power to say things twice
11.power to talk backwords
12.power to make wrong جوابات on سوالات n tests
13.power to see a brick infront of your face when there is none
14.power to laugh at a banana
15.power to make a monkey pee on you


thank آپ for reading....there will be more....i did not think of most of these....i کہا all i wanted now bye n hope u get this powers.....

P.s. Could آپ پرستار this if u like it...theres a green button somewhere near the begining please i need at least one of my مضامین to be somewhere at the top.....thanks anyway u پرستار it یا not
This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

By this point آپ need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit آپ in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!


-Ray
Hi! Today i'm going to tell آپ facts about strawberries. I hope آپ find these very interesting. Well,lets get started!!!!! :D

Did آپ know?


There is a legend that strawberries were named in the nineteenth-century سے طرف کی English children who picked the fruit, strung them on گھاس straws and sold them as "Straws of berries". Another theory is the name was derived from the nineteenth-century practice (ands still today, although most farms use raised beds, enclosed in plastic) of placing straw around the growing berry plants to protect the ripening fruit. But the most widely held view is that the...
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Ok I noticed a lot of مضامین about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me مککا, عجیب الخلقت themselves. Well here's some random useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe یا something is ok, but think about what we can't call آپ سے طرف کی your friends.

2) if we're your best دوستوں and آپ go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if آپ go out with another tomboy یا skater یا emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want آپ مزید than آپ know.

4) we don't...
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I took this from a friend who took it from someone else who most likely took it from someone else and so on. XD, I thought a little فہرست of phobias would be fun.

x = Somewhat
xx = Greater
xxx = Huge enormous crippling OMG! fear

A
[x] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
[ ] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces یا crowds.
[ ] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles یا pointed objects.
[x] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men.
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina یا choking.
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
[ ] Anthropophobia...
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posted by stellamusa101
 A Mary Sue and Gary Stu couple. :P
A Mary Sue and Gary Stu couple. :P
Well this is my first مضمون on the link پرستار Club article. I need to straight my mind سے طرف کی saying what I hate loudly and clear!

A Few Fanpoppers Pretending To Be A Character
Well one think I straightly hate are Fanpoppers pretending to be a cartoon character, یا a movie character. I hate it when a Fanpopper just come and goes to a club دیوار saying "I'm a *character name* no joke," and then when people ask the user what happen in the story in the end, they'd say "Sorry, *character name* کہا I can't tell.." and just a few days later, disappointed not believed سے طرف کی someone just say sorry and say this...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what آپ make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is آپ get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your دوستوں - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with آپ through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best دوستوں in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children singing in a row, then آپ sneeze and آپ fall down. Did آپ ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - آپ used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how آپ knew آپ had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - آپ know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by scarletunicorn
So, this started out as a small little thing between AudreyFreak and me, but I'd thought it'd be good for us to تبصرہ on characters we don't like and don't care for, and maybe it'd be good to explain, even those characters that are glorified سے طرف کی the fandom but have مجموعی طور پر massive problems in general.

So, let's go!

Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones).

AF- Unlike her less developed but actually likable book counterpart, TV Margaery (or “Marge Boleyn”, as some say, which I love) has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s essentially a glorified prom queen who just lives to cattily pick on...
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No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have آپ watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash فلمیں like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer....
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posted by TomboyYaoiFan56
 Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes آپ look illiterate and lazy. If آپ want people to have time in their lives to read something آپ posted, آپ don't do something آپ know آپ would hate. To...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
1. When آپ get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ wanted to race. 

3. When he talks to you, pretend آپ are deaf. 

4. If he asks if آپ knew how fast آپ were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 

5. Ask if آپ can see his gun. 

6. When he says آپ aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 

7. Touch him. 

8. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ had to buy a hat. 

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 

10. Refer to him سے طرف کی his first name. 

11. Pretend you...
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1. Go to a aisle (any aisle) pick up a item and say "gosh, WHO buys this stuff?!"
2. When someone takes a item off the shelf point at him/her and scream "(gasp) آپ چرا لیا, چوری کی that from me!"
3. Take fruits that are round, and start rolling them down the aisle
4. Go up to someone who works at the store and ask "um can آپ tell me where I can get some headphones for my IPod?" and see his reaction
5. Take a random shopping کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ and push it into a wall, یا shelf
6. Go to the eggs, make sure آپ have friends,and start throwing eggs at each other
7. Fake that your arm is broken and scream and wail
8. Go to the...
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I decided to write an مضمون because some حالیہ news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an مضمون about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to دکھائیں everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If آپ تبصرہ on something آپ believe is true, then...
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posted by saphire1031
The history of Canada: Chapter 1

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