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The War,book 3 of Dangerous and Adventurous.(Chapter 1,Sarah.)

posted by adaug

7:00 AM.Today was the day!I ran outside.A small تیتلی rests on a tiny plant.I try to catch all of them.Then,I stood frozen.It was there.A Blue jay.I haven't seen one since I was 5.I tried to get a picture.It flew away."Dang."I said.I looked at the flowers on my shirt.Light yellow and purple flowers.I couldn't believe it.School was out.Finally!I followed the clouds to a path.A long path.I stood on the concrete.Shoes in hand.Barefoot steps.I followed the path.Then I saw them.Both of them.
Alicia and Henry.
"Guys?What are آپ doing?"I asked.
"Sh!Come on."Alicia beckoned me.
I saw the door.We went...

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Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 5,Sarah,final)Sneak peak inside

posted by adaug

A long cave.I was strolling down with my sword in my sword in my hand.Then,TAP TAP!Ariana stood at the front of the cave.Then,she held up her hand,then instantly the sword flew out of my hand.
"Well,well,well.If it isn't little miss-she-can-defeat-me!Ha ha!WRONG!"Ariana's large voice echoed through out the cave.I ran to her.Little did I know.
She had her sword in her hands.
I fell to the ground holding my aching knee.
"Ha ha ha!You fail!Give up,Sarah.I have Maybelle.You're alone.And you're hopeless.Give...Up."She کہا slowly.
She walked toward the hut Maybelle was in.
I instantly dropped to the ground.I...

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My way of being smart--chapter 1

posted by adaug

"Hey,Joan.It's Sam.Call me back...when ever...Or sooner.I've been calling for...an hour.So,call me!"Said Sam as she left a voice mail for her friend,Joan.She started to get worried.Joan hasn't called her in a week!She wondered if she should go over to her house,And she did.When she knocked on the door,She heard footsteps.Running,Footsteps."Joan.Joan!Joan?"She repeated."Sh!"She heard come from the peep hole.Sam looked inside the hole.She saw a head peek up,A small head."JOAN!"Sam yelled.Nothing,No sound,Nothing."JOAN!I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"Sam Yelled."Hey girls!"Joan's mom said."Who's at the...

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Chema meets Slenderman

posted by samuraibond005

I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains یا dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat رائفل rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, یا even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy سے طرف کی the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going ہوم afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...

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Why do all of my teachers look like مقبول characters?!

posted by childofaeolus

I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, یا movies...

Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.

2nd Grade: I had this one reading teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's تفصیل exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.

5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one دن she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.

6th Grade:...

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50 Ways to get Assasinated

posted by JaseKS

50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave آپ all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife یا husband.

21) Torture a درخت infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an...

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سب, سب سے اوپر 11 things to do when your house is on آگ کے, آگ

posted by bubbletl

سب, سب سے اوپر 11 things to do when your house is on fire

1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini آپ bought as it is going to be hot with آگ کے, آگ and all آپ know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when آپ start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on آگ کے, آگ with picture of your house: A formula which will make آپ super مقبول
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about آگ کے, آگ and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off آگ کے, آگ till...

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what if there was just one مزید charicter in harry potter part 1

posted by fly210

nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers اگلے to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. آپ must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...

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Why Trolls Exist

posted by lucius_malloy

Answering the سوال link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...

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How to be a jerk at a funiral

posted by InvaderStickly

Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of آپ then look away when they turn around

Say آپ have a sixth since where آپ can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and آپ should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint

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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO تقسیم, الگ کریں

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is acting the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are مزید than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has کہا that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that آپ have to work hard...

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ten rules of housekeeping

posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the سوفی, لٹانا "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do آپ think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are dogs cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do آپ fish?:

Nope!

Are آپ at the age where آپ can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless آپ try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do آپ have a boyfriend یا girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do آپ know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have آپ ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do آپ have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have آپ broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

Best...

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry یا love آپ more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave آپ with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me یا come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to آپ and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if آپ let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and آپ too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
آپ will have your own life, everything آپ wanted with you.
آپ will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm بستر when your old, knowing that آپ did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I love you, I love آپ so much...

~Reah

SilentForce's سب, سب سے اوپر 100 Power Ballads

posted by SilentForce

Hello,what's up guys and gals?SilentBorse is in the house(why do I even use this stupid intro?) and today I will be counting down my سب, سب سے اوپر 100 power ballads just because I felt like it.If آپ love power ballads the same way as I do than this is the right مضمون for آپ but if آپ hate them آپ should just kindly go away from this article.Also if آپ expecting لنکس then I'm sorry because I was too lazy to add them.
Anyways I hope that آپ will enjoy this article.Now lets start the list*takes deep breath*:
1.Europe-Open Your Heart
2.Scorpions-Still Loving You
3.Steelheart - She's Gone
4.Nitro-Don't...

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60 things girls need to know about guys

posted by sweet_n_silly

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are آپ busy?" یا "Are آپ doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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Quiz:Bet I can make آپ say,"Purple."

posted by 90sfan

Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first کوئز I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told آپ I could make آپ say 256.

OK,if آپ کہا to yourself,"No.You کہا آپ can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if آپ didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!

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آپ May Live In Michigan, Jeff Foxworthy

posted by x-menobsessed26

Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If آپ consider it a sport to gather your food سے طرف کی drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all دن hoping that the food will swim by, آپ might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each سال because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, آپ might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, آپ might live in Michigan .

If آپ instinctively walk like a پینگوئن, پیںگان for five months out of the year, آپ might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...

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When people call آپ a nerd (dork,geek,loser etc.) and آپ lose your confidence just click here! :)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because آپ know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that آپ must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who آپ are and آپ should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make آپ feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...

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آپ know your a furry when...

posted by 12e444

آپ know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your پسندیدہ character from سٹار, ستارہ Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled سے طرف کی Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, یا Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your پسندیدہ female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...