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posted by GDragon612
Sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart.

When آپ were born, آپ were, for a moment, the youngest person on earth.

The elements that we are composed of were formed in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are all made of سٹار, ستارہ dust.

Cows have best friends.

A prison in Washington pairs up “death row” shelter cats with select inmates as part of a rehabilitation program. It seems to be a pretty wonderful thing for both the inmates and the cats.
Princess Natalie relaxes with Joseph Contreras, one of her caretakers.

Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone...
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 Icy Walker
Icy Walker
Poptropica: Avatars of Medallion Moon

Part 1

    "Icy Walker, آپ are needed in the Dome at once."
    As the intercom voice blared through the room, Icy Walker practically leapt out of his chair. "Finally!" he exclaimed. It seemed like forever since he had last heard those words. Hurriedly he got dressed and ready to go, rolling up his island map and practically stuffing it into his backpack. He was to host a mission, and as a Major rank and a Scholar, being late would set a bad example for the Trainees.
    When he reached the Dome,...
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So this is the first in a series of my opinions on things called "Blond Lion Blogs" :)

So today's topic is on Micheal Bays Transformers فلمیں (since Transformers Age of Extinction is coming soon!). Are they good? Are they bad?

Let's start with the first one, which came out in 2007. When I was a kid, I was a HUGE Transformers fan. And when I heard that there would be a Transformers movie, I was so excited! When I saw it, I loved it! But the thing is that every time I watch it again, it gets worse and worse.

Now for the black بھیڑوں, بھیڑ of the Transformers family, Revenge of the Fallen. I will get...
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posted by PinkyoshiIS
Frequent use of strong language (fuck,bitch,mother fucker etc..)

.Mild sexual innuendos ( NOT full on sex scenes mor elike just really aggressive sex jokes and mild kissing scenes and maybe some aggressive make out scenes )

. VERY GRAPHIC AND IN DETAIL CONNTENT ( violence like really in detail violence and gore at some parts not very many parts but im a twisted human being so I added violence to the series XD )

.offensive jokes (self explanatory)

.Homo sexual relationships (if آپ are homophobic please don't read the chapters that warn about same sex Yoshi crushing یا dating its mostly just one girl character with a crush on another)
posted by misscrazel
Hi!^-^ I wanted to post the beginning of my story and please tell me what آپ think!^-^

Cupid's POV

I sit in my house, slumped at my desk, staring at the flickering candle on my windowsill. Firelight dances across the walls, casting eerie shadows. Cold air blows through the open window, causing the curtains to flutter and the candle to go out. Leaving me alone in the dark, empty room.
What is my purpose in life? Making people fall in love? I don't even know what I'm here for anymore. Rain trickles through the window.
'You're alone too, aren't you?' I ask. Every time there's a storm I talk to her....
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Today I shall be reviewing Bionicle the Mask of Light. If آپ don't know Bionicles, here's a description: The Bionicles are a race of Techno-Organic beings, the good ones are known as Toa, and the bad ones are known as Makuta.

Plot: The movie starts with some neat backstory behind the Bionicles. After that, we are introduced to Jaller and Takua, who find the Mask of Light. Now it's up to them and the 6 other Toa to find it's owner, the 7th Toa.

I definitely thought this movie's plot was interesting because they actually have to look for the Toa, instead of the Toa coming to them. It's a very...
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posted by misscrazel
                One: Pike
I scrambled out my bedroom window. I slid down the gutter and scampered down the street. 
    Soon I arrived at a small brick house. Hurrying over to a bedroom window I  tapped on it lightly. Moments later a girl's face peered up. Her brown eyes sparkled in the moonlight. 
    I smiled and beckoned. After awhile she stepped outside onto the cement porch. 
"I missed you, Penelope." I said 
"I missed آپ to, Pike." She said 
    Penelope-Rose walked over and kissed me. 
"I found somewhere," I said, "somewhere we could be alone."
"Take me there." کہا Penelope-Rose. ...
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Larry Potsmoker be a seriez of seven fantasy novels written سے طرف کی tha British lyricist J. K. Rowling. Da کتابیں chronicle tha adventurez of a wizard, Larry Potsmoker, n' his wild lil' playaz Ronald Weasley n' Hermione Granger, all of whom is studentz at Hogwartz School of Witchcraft n' Wizardry. Da main story arc concerns Harryz quest ta overcome tha Dark wizard Lord Voldemort, whose aims is ta become immortal, conquer tha wizardin ghetto, subjugate non-magical gangstas, n' destroy all em whoz پچھواڑے, گدا stand up in his way, especially Larry Potsmoker.
7:00 AM.Today was the day!I ran outside.A small تیتلی rests on a tiny plant.I try to catch all of them.Then,I stood frozen.It was there.A Blue jay.I haven't seen one since I was 5.I tried to get a picture.It flew away."Dang."I said.I looked at the flowers on my shirt.Light yellow and purple flowers.I couldn't believe it.School was out.Finally!I followed the clouds to a path.A long path.I stood on the concrete.Shoes in hand.Barefoot steps.I followed the path.Then I saw them.Both of them.
Alicia and Henry.
"Guys?What are آپ doing?"I asked.
"Sh!Come on."Alicia beckoned me.
I saw the door.We went...
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A long cave.I was strolling down with my sword in my sword in my hand.Then,TAP TAP!Ariana stood at the front of the cave.Then,she held up her hand,then instantly the sword flew out of my hand.
"Well,well,well.If it isn't little miss-she-can-defeat-me!Ha ha!WRONG!"Ariana's large voice echoed through out the cave.I ran to her.Little did I know.
She had her sword in her hands.
I fell to the ground holding my aching knee.
"Ha ha ha!You fail!Give up,Sarah.I have Maybelle.You're alone.And you're hopeless.Give...Up."She کہا slowly.
She walked toward the hut Maybelle was in.
I instantly dropped to the ground.I...
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"Hey,Joan.It's Sam.Call me back...when ever...Or sooner.I've been calling for...an hour.So,call me!"Said Sam as she left a voice mail for her friend,Joan.She started to get worried.Joan hasn't called her in a week!She wondered if she should go over to her house,And she did.When she knocked on the door,She heard footsteps.Running,Footsteps."Joan.Joan!Joan?"She repeated."Sh!"She heard come from the peep hole.Sam looked inside the hole.She saw a head peek up,A small head."JOAN!"Sam yelled.Nothing,No sound,Nothing."JOAN!I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"Sam Yelled."Hey girls!"Joan's mom said."Who's at the...
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posted by samuraibond005
I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains یا dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat رائفل rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, یا even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy سے طرف کی the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going ہوم afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...
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I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, یا movies...

Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.

2nd Grade: I had this one reading teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's تفصیل exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.

5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one دن she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.



6th Grade:...
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posted by JaseKS
50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave آپ all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife یا husband.

21) Torture a درخت infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an...
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سب, سب سے اوپر 11 things to do when your house is on fire


1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini آپ bought as it is going to be hot with آگ کے, آگ and all آپ know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when آپ start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on آگ کے, آگ with picture of your house: A formula which will make آپ super مقبول
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about آگ کے, آگ and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off آگ کے, آگ till...
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nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers اگلے to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. آپ must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...
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posted by lucius_malloy
Answering the سوال link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...
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posted by InvaderStickly
Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of آپ then look away when they turn around

Say آپ have a sixth since where آپ can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and آپ should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is acting the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are مزید than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has کہا that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that آپ have to work hard...
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posted by kitkat709477
1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the سوفی, لٹانا "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...
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