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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Ok its been a while since i made a Drukies مضمون but here goes!

Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last دن of school!!

Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!

Awesome- Cheese?

Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff آپ put on s'mores?

Awesome- Girl آپ wack!

Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book

Awesome- Learn anyone's number?

Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.

Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!

Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی BUTTER!

Awesome- Your alergect to مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter...

Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!

Awesome- I don't have any مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter!

Z- Want a lolly pop?

Awesome- ooo what flavor?

Z- Mystery

Awesome- Your a mystery!

Z- whats that suppose to mean?

Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!

Z- COOLIO!

Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!

Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!

Too be continued...
posted by shutyourface
10
A PIE IS A PIE BUT A PIE IS A PIE SO
WHAT IS A PIE BECAUSE A PIE IS A PIE?
that is the question

چیری, آلو بالو pie
سیب, ایپل pie
CHICKEN pie

those are the best pies ever



but

i


love




کیلا



WE
LOVE
BANANA

I




LOVE



کیلا




SHEEP



COW



ROOF



BAAAAAAA




MOOOOOOOO





MEOWWWWWW





NAYYYY





HELLO


I




LIKE




PIE



but the کیلا and pie





died













its




so



sad




BUT OHWELL




I

LOVE


APPLES




WE
LOVE
APPLES


TWILIGHT

SAM

BELLA


EDWARD


ROSELLE


EMMIT


JASPER



ESME



ALICE


JACOB




BAAAAAAAAAARONICA



EGG


CHICKEN
posted by lalaland101
3
knockoffs of hollywood blockbusters

the دن the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)

sunday school musical(high school musical)

the terminators (terminator: salvation)

AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)

halloween night (halloween)

2010: supernova (2010)

transmorphers(transfromers)

the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)

the land that time forgot (land of the lost)

when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)

king of the lost world (king kong)

100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)

سٹریٹ, گلی racer (speed racer)

pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)

monster (cloverfield)

snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
posted by Kanji
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When آپ woke up آپ were on a soft بستر and surrounded سے طرف کی pillows.You were shaking though even though a huge warm blanket was covering you,you were really cold.Your stomach growled and آپ started crying how long were آپ asleep? آپ were starving, cold and could barely move.You decided to try to get out of the room.You got out of بستر and carefully shakily took a step آگے holding onto the بستر for help 'what did he do to me' آپ thought tears falling down your face your body hurt with every movement.You got to the door and opened it and held onto the wall.You tried to take another step but...
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posted by Karartegirl99
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Once upon a time There was a girl named Abby. She loved to talk. Her teachers eventually stopped calling on her.

One day, she talked during a آگ کے, آگ while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the تلاش for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang چرا لیا, چوری کی five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.

Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.

So she was ہوم schooled.

But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they lost their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.

So they duct-taped her mouth shut.

THE END
"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty یا anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...
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♥♥♥.............again found this.not سے طرف کی me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger یا a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American یا Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance یا anything else that might be considered ......
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Note: The مصنف of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.



Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my پسندیدہ scenes

I sat on my بستر on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living


We're older now. I need to get over the fact that آپ hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...
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posted by twilight0girl
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link

Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can آپ forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the سٹریٹ, گلی physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your پچھواڑے, گدا like rembrandt!
Ha! آپ Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when آپ see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who آپ are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what آپ did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who آپ are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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I saw this elderly gentleman dining سے طرف کی himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his دن سے طرف کی talking to him.

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn't expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he کہا he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California,...
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posted by tari-tari
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I dont feel like going on long rants so yeah

First off, I would like to point out that no one owns this club. So آپ can't go off acting like it. Sure there's a creator but he/she doesn't own it. آپ should all know who he is سے طرف کی now.

Answers
Why is this always misuse? Seriously. We have a دیوار and polls. Use it. It's stuff like this is what rapes most users updates. Who cares if it's a stupid question. آپ can always use sarcasm. آپ have no real rights to رپورٹ the user. If they're spamming thats when آپ can tell them off. آپ should know what to post and what's not. آپ can't always post anything...
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posted by xboxrocksx45
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آپ just shut the door i fell like مزید when آپ say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do آپ make sure to love me even though i'm shy do آپ ever ever ever think to try? do آپ think of me? when آپ say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when آپ say hi well than آپ won't be mine! yes this is love but does it hurt? when i cry? when آپ say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i love you! why would say means things why would آپ say the stuff that stings why would آپ say that word when i know آپ much? i don't think i would be with آپ if i knew a thing یا two about your life آپ backstabbing چھری i trusted آپ and yet آپ still flew without me
posted by hetaliaitaly
1
Hes only 14 and he drinks beer

Hes older then his brother سے طرف کی six years

Hes not even old enough to deside

Yet his father always drink infront of the kids

At school he gets teased

For being Dizzy and Drunk

He comes to school with a packet of smokes

Lungs filled with ash

Hes only 14 hes just to young

His 7 سال old brother began when he was 1

Its not there fault it was there dad

Kids get habbits from the ones they look up to

Death inside one single smoke

Just watching then drink while he sat and smoke

Kids can't make that choice

But they do it because of someone's voice

So do whats right for a soul

No one should act older then they have grown

there still just little compared to there dad

So stop this now before there dead
From butterflies to praying everyone was okay.I ran to the back room where Ben was.John ran after me.
I saw Ben pointing a gun at a aunt of John's.I grabbed my shoe and threw it at the gun.It slid out of his hand.John's aunt ran away.Ben starred at me.Then,slowly got out another gun.He kept looking at me with a confused look.I looked at John,then,quivering,I knew I had to do something.
"Blondie,Leave.NOW."Ben demanded.John fled,I hope he was bringing help!"Well,well,well.Nanette.I told I'd get you.You thought I'd lie?"He asked."N-n-n..."I stuttered and just shoke my head.This,wasn't the end!I...
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posted by andresandru
"argggg!" Lawrence shouted, as he died, everyone was near him, James, a 12 year-old boy, was right beside him, and Philip, his 15 year-old brother, too.

Lawrence had many adventures when child, he went to almost every country, he tried everything, it was no surprise the old man died 3 days before his 102 birthday.

Eventualy, after many coughing, Lawrence closed his eyes, James started crying, and his brother hugged gim, it's hard when آپ lose a familiar, but when they where going to leave, James, who was holding still Lawrence's hand, felt a hard grip.

"James?" Philip saw he didn't go, so he...
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It was Friday,exactly when Molly got ہوم she went to bed."UGH!So tired!Stupid school."She کہا laying down."Molly!I need آپ to fill up the fridge with water bottles!"Mom yelled."MOM!I JUST LAID DOWN!"She shouted."I don't care!Now come on!"Mom demanded,even louder."FINE!!!"Molly's voice cut through the air.Molly stomped in there."Here!Get to work!"Mom said,handing Molly a bottle of water."Fine!"Molly کہا watching her mom walk off."Make your bed...Fill up the fridge...Clean the walls."Molly mumbled.Then."Man.Now I want water."Molly picked a bottle and opened the top.But a little spilled,Molly...
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posted by anime7reality
All night was snowing and today at school we had snow fights.We had snow everywhere even in our class.All the people were wet.

So,our class is at the 2nd floor.The windows were opened and down were angry schoolmates; they stared to throw with snowballs....My classmates started to *********** and thats the reason why those kids were angry...

Really I forgot what was the point.....


The boys start saying thinks like: "Who is sitting is a big stupid" یا "Who is looking at me is cool"

But it was very funny....
As I write this, I feel deep disgust, sadness, and anger churning in the pit of my stomach. What had set off these emotions is what I saw: a gang rape scene.

It was on a TV show, so I know that it was just acting, but still, to see such a filthy act was so upsetting. I mean there she was, held down against her will as a group of men just attacked her, laughing with contempt as the victim screamed for help (how could filthy animals enjoy making an innocent person suffer like that so much?) I felt so disturbed at seeing that because even though it was acting, I still wanted to scream, cry,...
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posted by poniesaremybffs
begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had کہا that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few برداشت, ریچھ prints, and started to wander why I came here in the first place. There was a forest to my left, and it was filled with...
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posted by nevenkastar
1
 Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
1st of all....this is my 1st story so I know It's bad and please please don't be rude to me. I'm just at the beginning of learning how to write good. So hope آپ like the story.
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I have a normal life, if we could call it that way.
Well, آپ see I'm a Vampire. Now, now, I'm not a killer. I don't kill people, I'm Vegeterian. I almost never drink blood, but I'm not weak. When I need to drink blood I drink animal blood. I love animals so It's very hard to look at they're cute face and kill them. =( I live in the UK, to be مزید precisely in London. In a small,...
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