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posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic سیکنڈ line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying آپ simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
posted by CuteBlossom123
1) آپ guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want آپ showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way آپ can tell a girl likes آپ is when she's out of words when آپ talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks آپ if آپ like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't...
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posted by Usui--takumi
A young novice in the service of the abbot of Tōfukuji Temple went to a certain place. The master there jokingly کہا to him, 'I have seen many monks and priests, but none so handsome as you. I believe nobody in the secular world can match آپ either. Your parents must also be very good-looking. Now tell me, are آپ the child of your father یا of your mother? I would like to know مزید about you.'
"The novice replied, 'Certainly. I am from a humble family and that is my fate. I don't know if I should feel honored یا embarrassed سے طرف کی your compliments. I also don't know how to answer your question.But...
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I was too, then I took 15 منٹ to pay attention to a video that explained in black and white exactly what is going on.

In short it's utter bullshit. Now if آپ think this is simply an American phenomena you're mistaken. Sadly enough. This bill will allow the government to extract those who violate it from their country(I.E Like they're doing to a British student Richard O'Dwyer: Google it) to be tried on American soil.

For linking to a song.

Now before I get in too deep I'll just outline it plain and simple.

Music downloads-GONE
Video streaming(youtube anyone?)-GONE
Manga hosting sites(Yes, this...
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Dear Diary,
i'm really really sad because i'm still grounded, jake dumped me, ms perrywinkle still slaps me, and mr scalleywag waz fired today :( :(
it all started today - i walked sadly/happly to school, sadly because ms perrywinkle and jake, happly because mr scalleywag (my most favourite teacher of all time) waz my art teacher
as i walked into mr scalleywag's class room i saw dat he waz paking his bags as if is summer
so i asked him why he waz paking, i waz fired yester دن after school, he said.
quickly i ran out of mr.s's class and in the bathroom and balled my eyes out, i waz so sad
but i made it true
and here i'am again still balling my eyes out in my room still grounded

ps my computer is not a dick anymore :D
posted by wolfgirl985
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan...
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Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the دکھائیں is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If آپ look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the پیزا Hog", یا perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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posted by sweetangel222
1- beat your sister below.

2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".

3- paint your room دیوار with black one.

4- switch on and off the lamp many times.

5- put your rubbish اگلے to your neighbours door.


Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!

6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.

7- snooze in your dad hair.

8- take your brother below and hide it.

9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.

10- hold your breathe.

It's my own article

they are my ideas
wait مزید I'll write more
posted by jessicamc26
A wife arrived ہوم and found her husband in بستر with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! آپ aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set آگ کے, آگ to the shed. آپ do whatever آپ have to do!"
posted by R33n33sm3
Script for the talent-show.


Character's:
Sari-math teacher
Ecem-The one who knows everything
Andreea-the one who talks fast and never knows anything.
Nermin-She correct's Andrea every-time.
Sibel-gossip girl,she doesn't really know anything.
Anthony-late kid.


The scene starts with Ecem sitted nicely
taking out,a pencil,a ruler,a potractor,a scissor,a pen,a red pen,coloured pencils and etc...

then it comes of that Nermin comes and the two student's condradict with eachother what the circumference really means.
Nermin:The radius is the distance from the centre to the circumference.
Ecem:(stares,shocked!)...
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posted by Mephadowfangirl
Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your پسندیدہ spot, hoping to post some ویڈیوز and pictures, answer سوالات and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an مضمون یا two. آپ get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting جوابات such as "you suck for liking this" یا "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond اقدام 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ہوم and found the wife preparing رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 مزید feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she جوابات back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
posted by latinlover
WENNNN....
a plane crashes-your cry/hit someone/shoota bird!
the lights go out-you turn them on agian
your bf says i love you-what bf?/say wtf?since when?

GIVE ME MORE!-brittany!!/ewwwwww!leave brit!alone!
Do آپ want a lolipop?-when?/haha
are آپ okay?-NOOOOOO,im not ok i promise!/
the photos-i took/of nick ;)
what happen when...-idk was i awake?/nick tok his sunglasses off?
the best time to.....-stalk the night~/creeper
My fav.color is..-orange/red the color of the inside of a bird
did the sun fall?-yea!duh wtf?/for the mooon!
are آپ hungry...?-I am!/cookies!!
Its bad when i..-think alot/hit small animals
the last thing i did was..-download music/drink
What im thinking now is..-god i hate that dude/laurens جوابات are horrible!
ok.. So I know the part1 was hilarious for MOST of آپ guys, but it's ok... But I'm still a little freaked out, cuz it's like I don't wanna unfriend/block the fangirl cuz it's kinda rude for me... So I didn't. Anywaysss... Here's part two of our conv.

(I logged in... and suddenly..)
Fangirl: Heeyyy!!! Zack :D why did آپ logged out last time, aaww I felt bad :"< but it's ok cuz you're back now :D
Me: ...yeAh, "nice" seeing آپ again too... I guess?
Fangirl: Aww hihi, so ok back to what I کہا last time.. So the time when we'll get married, we're gonna have kiddieess!! :D
Me: K-k-kiddies?? ._....
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ارے everybody. I am so excited! Wanna know why? It's because God's not dead! He's surely alive!

Ok, for those of آپ who don't believe this stuff, it won't be that exciting. But for those of آپ who do believe, will find this REALLY good news. SO throw away all those doubts!

Still don't believe me, eh? Well, let's take a look at some of the Bible, and it will PROVE God is alive. (BTW, if the evidence of the Bible is not enough, don't complain to me)

Let's start with Genesis chapter 1. Many of آپ are familiar with the story of Creation. But it is not just a story. It really happened. It was a...
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*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an سیب, ایپل to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit سے طرف کی a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking آگے to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking آگے to my new world
Writing names, writing names, YEAH!
Writing...
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posted by chillyneon
I'm sorry if one of these shows are still one of your پسندیدہ it's my opinion not yours :P

1 = Icarly
2 = Victorious
3 = How To Rock
4 = Degrassi
5 = Team UmiZoomi
6 = Dora The Explorer
7 = Big Time Rush
8 = So Random
9 = A.N.T farm
10 = Hanna Motanna
11 = Secret Mountain Fort Awesome
12 = Pair Of Kings (some episodes)
13 = Bucket And Skinner
14 = Dance Academy

Sorry if آپ like any of these shows. I just dont like them!!! It's my opinion, MINE.

Here are some random words to make my مضمون longer
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posted by MJangellover
Money
Main points
1-Money Is used to pay for what we buy. it can be coins,notes یا money In bank accounts.
2-thousands of years ago,there was no money.people used the barter system of trading.then,things such as sharks' teeth and sea shells were used as money
3- سونا and sliver were used as they were scarce;they looked beautiful and did not rust .they were used in Lydia 600 BC and their coins had a stamped design .they were a convenient method of payment.
4-the Chinese were the first to use paper money .In the 13th century,the explorer Marco polo was amazed to see paper money there.
5-In the 17th...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Here is a فہرست of embarrassing situations that have probably happened to آپ at least once! Situations where آپ may have turned bright red!

آپ are chewing some gum and all of a sudden..the gum gets a life of its own and jumps from your mouth! This is especially bad if آپ are talking to someone when it happens.

How about this one? Running right into a door that is closed, like one of those glass sliding doors. آپ would be surprised how often this happens. It could leave آپ with a sore nose too!

This one is silly but it happens! آپ re-send one of those silly chain-mails because آپ are so afraid that if آپ don't, something horrible will happen to you.

And finally, at 8am in your first class of the day, آپ feel really sleepy and آپ accidentally fall fast asleep in class. The teacher never likes that one much, especially if آپ snore.

How many of these have happened to you?
posted by Channy101
U guys i need all of your help please?
kay i have 3 سوالات n i need 10 جوابات 4 each please i will need your help?
1st سوال is... if آپ found a wallet if ten thousands dollars in it what would آپ do n why?
2nd سوال is... if آپ could go any where in the world where would u go n why
n my last سوال is... if ur I-Pod یا cell-phone fell in the toilet what would u do n why
please everyone i need ur advise and یا help with this یا else i will get a big fat 0 n my mom doesn`t want me 2 get a big fat 0!