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posted by E-Scope90
I looked this up and it was interesting.

The word “dream” is most likely related to the West Germanic draugmus, (meaning deception, illusion, یا phantom) یا from the Old Norse draugr (ghost, apparition) یا the Sanskrit druh (seek to harm یا injure).e
You cannot snore and dream at the same time.c
Adults dream off and on, for a total of about an گھنٹہ and half to three hours every night.e
By the time we die, most of us will have spent a quarter of a century asleep, of which six years یا مزید will have been spent dreaming—and almost all of those dreams are forgotten upon waking.g
The average person...
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When creating a فہرست of 100 ways to motivate yourself it struck that there were some commonalities inherent in a lot of the entries. Most of the items on the فہرست consist of a physical یا emotional state that آپ don’t currently have but can make into a goal of some type that آپ can then strive after. The motivation in this is two fold if آپ keep in mind that the journey یا striving is just as important as the goal یا endpoint. If آپ can periodically look at how far آپ have come from where آپ started then the distance left to the goal won’t matter as much because آپ will have a sense...
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posted by AnnaSmiley
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long یا write approximately 50,000 English words

In 1386, a pig in France was executed سے طرف کی public hanging for the murder of a child

You can't kill yourself سے طرف کی holding your breath

There is a city called Rome on every continent

It's against the law to burp, یا sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

Queen Elizabeth I...
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1. Answer سے طرف کی saying: "hi Buddy the elf what's your پسندیدہ color.." trail off then count three سیکنڈ and hang up

2. Answer the phone سے طرف کی saying "taco" then hang up

3. When they ask if آپ want anything their selling say back "well actually I have some nice air fresheners in my bag, would آپ like the buy some" when they answer say "no! Just no!" then hang up

4. Say "your unavailable to reach me at the moment, please leave a message after the beep, also... stop calling my asshole!" then hang up

5. Pick up and say "I'm busy" then hang up

6. Pick up the phone turn on an app with gay/mean/Girly/dorky...
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#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your دوستوں hit آپ on the back and spit out a piece of white gum یا a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until آپ have $20 یا more.
#7 If آپ have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do babies come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob یا موسیقی videos.
#4 Go around singing the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
"Sometimes آپ wanna give up cause آپ dont think that آپ can make it. But in the end you'll be ok. Things will come and go.

You have to hang tight, hold on, be strong, اقدام on, and keep your chin up. Cause tomorrow you'll deside on another way.

When everything inside آپ hurts, آپ just cant believe how it always comes back so much wrose. Just when آپ think آپ had all آپ can take, just stick up your head and know that آپ will always have a better day.

Somedays it can be hard and feels like the world is spining. Its never easy but we have rough times to try and build up our character not...
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posted by fanfly
 How do they do that?
How do they do that?
For teamsalvatore98 and anyone else who wants to make a Fanpop banner but doesn't know where to start.

You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint دکان Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.

Create your banner template

Open up your program and create a new file.
Size: 800x100
Background: black
File type: JPEG

The dimensions are very important. If the banner is too tall it will get cropped off when آپ add it. If it's not wide enough it will get stretched. Even 1 pixel's difference can affect the quality.
Save this basic file as your banner template to use اگلے time.

 یا آپ can just use this template! But make sure to click on it to get the full size.
Or آپ can...
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth یا I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for آپ to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got مزید chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, آپ know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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posted by someone_save_me
WEIRD similarities between لنکن and Kennedy:

Abraham لنکن was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham لنکن was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Both were succeeded سے طرف کی Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

لنکن was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made سے طرف کی Ford.

لنکن was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
posted by darina25
 here is the outfit
here is the outfit
This is ubjb's تفصیل of the outfit me just plane blue jens شرٹ, قمیض thats usally black... and any comfortable clothing, i would like for my hair style a curly blond hair that is quite long... is that okay?? so i did it. i hope she likes it. it was an easy work because after i read the تفصیل i knew straight away, what to draw. the jeans are dark, shoes simple and grey - they are supposed to go with the cardican- the cardican also grey with a hood. the cardican is covering a simple black t-shirt that for me suits the blond long curls. i thought there should not be any accesories needed because this is a "simple" outfit. i didn't want to make the outfit look over looked " looking a bit too much" so i hope u like u'r outfit ubjb. ( link )
posted by ShiningsTar542
Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five مزید songs, can آپ believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even کہا that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her اگلے CD Rebecca promises to have a مزید natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress
posted by ShadowFan100
(This is a lil...inspirational/moral speech about what a Human truly is. And don't get offended when it mentions "God"--it's my right to believe in Him)

I'm sure there's a lot of people who often wonder what it means to be human--what a human IS exactly. Some might say we're unimportant, not special, not amazing. And even possibly (dare I say) nothing مزید than just a of bunch mutated wild beast that came from the animal kingdom, who are only capable of destroying themselves beyond any hope of being redeemed of our dark side.

Well, that's not true--and IDC HOW many of your so-called "facts" tell...
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posted by FanFun1010
If you're under weight: She's too skinny
If you're over weight: She's a fat ass
If you're gay: He's so gay
If you're a lesbian: She's fucking gay
If you're Black: NIGGER!
If you're White: CRACKER!
If you're Mexican/Hispanic/Latino etc.: ارے TACO!
If you're tall: How is the weather up there?
If you're short: MIDGET
If you're smart: NERD!
If you're not smart: DUMBASS!
If you're a virgin: haha virgin
If you're not a virgin: SLUT!

There is no way to please society. Doesn't matter what آپ do, you'll be judged.
1.Tell someone آپ truly trust about your trouble.
2.Talk to your friends.

3.Go outside (somewhere آپ can relax when آپ visit) and don't say I am not in the mood.

4.Cry when آپ feel that آپ need it and don't think crying is weakness.

5.Bring a piece of paper and write/draw whatever آپ want .

6.Take a شاور with a cold/warm water .

7.Listen to classic موسیقی .

8.Drink a fruit رس, جوس یا anything cold.

And in the end remember that life goes on and never stops ...You have to live it as it is and it's your choice to be happy یا sad :)

With my love .....
posted by LaDispute
I was staring at myself in the mirror, eyeing the scars and wondering how I would make them go away in time for the spring break trip I'm taking with my family to Florida.

Now, I don't cut myself often, but when I do the cuts are deep and they leave wide, bright گلابی gashes behind. That kind of stuff is hard to hide.

The reason for the cutting? I use it as what a shrink might call a "coping mechanism." Sometimes things build up inside of me, little things and big things. As time lengthens between cutting sessions it's like I can feel the pressure inside of me pressing outwards on my skin, taking...
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posted by MineTurtle
Just to let آپ know, this is NOT mine. I found it on another website.

My Child,

You may not know me, but I know everything about you. Psalm 139:1

I know when آپ sit down and when آپ rise up. Psalm 139:2

I am familiar with all your ways. Psalm 139:3

Even the very hairs on your head are numbered.
Matthew 10:29-31

For آپ were made in my image. Genesis 1:27

In me آپ live and اقدام and have your being. Acts 17:28

For آپ are my offspring. Acts 17:28

I knew آپ even before آپ were conceived. Jeremiah 1:4-5

I chose آپ when I planned creation. Ephesians 1:11-12

You were not a mistake, for all your days are...
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posted by danmarino900
My friend (I won't use her real name) ill call her "Jessica", was once kind of suicidle and she got really sad one night so she found a bunch of pills (she doesent know what they are) and swallowed them. She had really bad stomach pains since then (its been a month, and the stomach pains have been going away slowly) Also, she gets the pains when she eats. Although the pain slowly keeps becoming easier, it doesent seem to be going away. She does not want anyone but me to know, so she doesent want to see a doctor either because that would involve her telling someone. (She especially doesent want her parents to know). Any medical help یا ideas as to what it might be یا what she can do to fix herself?
"We've gotta do something quick!" Larry cried. Nath held a sign that کہا "I Agree!" then said,"She's کہا awesome twenty-nine times.... Twenty-seven were about her!"
"We're in a pickle... So what do آپ suppose we do?" Venous said, trying his best to keep a cool posture. He moved some blondish-light green hair out of his face. "We could always use our powers."
"We can't, Domness put some sorta thing on the room," Ushio said. Benga looked to the door. "Idiots. How can آپ suppose we're trapped? We haven't tried the door yet. If I know that bastard Domeness, he probably didn't lock the door,"Benga...
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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"

1) If آپ Want to work for people ....Make your دل the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If آپ want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As آپ are the creator of your life, similarly آپ are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for آپ
*always forget what آپ did good for people

P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
posted by BenderIsGreat34
Narrator: آپ are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, یا some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.

Last Man: [Walks into library]

Narrator: As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.

Last Man: Finally, solitude. I can read کتابیں for all eternity! [drops his glasses] It's not fair, it's not fair! [calms down] Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books. [reaches for a book, his eyes fall out] [hysterical]...
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