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The Earth has a diameter of about 12700 kilometers (7900 miles).
The sun has a diameter of about 1.39 million kilometers (865000 miles).
Its diameter is about 109 times the diameter of earth.

The formula for volume of a sphere is V=(4/3) πr3
The approximate volume of the Sun is then 1.3 x 106 times the approximate volume of the Earth.

It would take approximately 1.3 million Earth-sized objects to fill the volume of the Sun.

(*More precise measurements would have to define the surface, i.e. include یا exclude the outer layers of the Sun. The Sun is not perfectly spherical and has no "solid" surface.)
posted by justinbieberfw
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask random ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start singing Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to random ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that شرٹ, قمیض is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
posted by karpach_13
Be proud of your gender
Reasons why آپ shoud be proud if your a


1. Phone conversations are over in 30 سیکنڈ flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. آپ know stuff about tanks

4. A five دن vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. آپ can open all your own jars

7. Old دوستوں don't give آپ crap if you've gained weight

8. Your پچھواڑے, گدا is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A بیئر gut does not make آپ invisible to the opposite sex

11. آپ can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. آپ can kill your own...
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These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how آپ looked مزید important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If آپ think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone reading the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by Shadowpenguin
Irk, a planet in the Xeno Galaxy, just north of Rigel 7, is ہوم to a species of aliens known as the Irkens. Irkens are a somewhat small alien species with sensitive green skin, well-developed brains, and itchy trigger fingers. They have come to be known as many things including "Galactic Terrorists", "Scourge of the Galaxy", "Irken Mafia", "Dick Cheney Worshippers", "Alien Roach Farm", "The Green Communists", "Oppressors", "Ultra Right-Wing Bantha Fodder", "Republican Scum", and "Moronic Aliens Who Think That Watching Dubya Make An پچھواڑے, گدا Of Himself On National ویژن ٹیلی Is مزید Entertaining...
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posted by Mallory101
 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him آپ saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it سے طرف کی Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. دکھائیں him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...
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posted by MileySelena982
1. We only cry infront of آپ when we
a) want آپ to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini سکرٹ, گھیرنا when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If آپ ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't یا feel like آپ should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, یا angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If آپ think we like to hang out with آپ every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have آپ ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When آپ ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we love you... آپ better believe it.
آپ know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your پسندیدہ character from سٹار, ستارہ Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled سے طرف کی Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, یا Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your پسندیدہ female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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WARNING:The following مضمون contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.

*One دن at lunch*


Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a سال ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well آپ don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.


Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James آپ creepy stalker.


*Kara pushes James on...
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posted by Abilei
The Game is a mind game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which, according to the rules of The Game, must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win The Game; players can only attempt to avoid losing for as long as possible. The Game has been described alternately as pointless and infuriating, یا as a challenging game that is fun to play.[1] As of 2010, The Game is played سے طرف کی millions worldwide.


There are three rules to The Game:
1)Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (Sometimes narrowed to: "Everybody...
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There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. یا the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an مضمون here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by meow_girl
*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true دوستوں Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the گٹار player (Billy کرن, رے Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I love آپ all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about آپ man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!


Joe:They were!


Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are you...
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posted by dramaqueen00
Just randomly found this:

1. Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can آپ fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling پاپ کارن, پوپکارن that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get پاپ کارن, پوپکارن yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit اگلے to آپ because آپ invisible...
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Many legends have been told of frightening black dogs that hunt deserted roads, gloomy castles, even town houses. But the black dog of Hanging Hills is gentle and friendly, a splendid companion with whom to spend an afternoon-and is deadlier than all the rest. If آپ ever meet him, you'll know him سے طرف کی two peculiar features: One, he leaves no footprints. Two, he seems to bark occasionally, but never makes a sound. When آپ see him the first time, he brings آپ joy. He follows آپ wherever آپ go, wags his tail, waits for آپ if آپ stop along the way. The سیکنڈ time آپ meet him is a time of...
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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned سے طرف کی their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their ہوم in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded سے طرف کی mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...
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Marry your dog.

Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).

Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.

GeT A jOb.

Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.

Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... یا your pants... which ever work better.

Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری head then fart in his face lol.

Knuckles are months on your hands.

Lick your elbow.

To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.

Say yo-mama jokes to your children.

Eat پیزا until آپ hurl then.........eat more.

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posted by simpleplan
really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. آپ ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but آپ are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in...
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 سال Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
سال of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the چوہا symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good advice but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...
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posted by phangirl2009
Chapter 1
I kept my eyes half closed even though I was awake. I had a full visual of what was going on around me and sadly, that meant my foster mother, Mrs. Lovett waking me up.
    “Emily, Emily,” she repeated in a sweet tone. This would have have made any other gal happy except I knew this would be over to soon.
    “I’m awake!” I yelp out smiling. Her wicked smile always made me happy.
    “Guess what? There’s good news.”
    “Have آپ ever noticed good news...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your reading my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. آپ didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did آپ notice I skipped number three.
7. آپ don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that آپ silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then آپ realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But آپ remember that a fact is something that can be proven right یا wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. آپ wish آپ never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch آپ with the missing number this time. یا did I?
14. آپ wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. آپ totally forgot I was only supposed to tell آپ ten facts.