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آپ should never change who آپ are, یا what آپ like, یا your personality because someone else doesn't like it, یا looks down their nose at you... but sometimes it is important to know and to care about what others think of you.

For example... if آپ wear makeup, یا buy clothes that make آپ look good; if آپ are polite and آپ smile when someone smiles at you, then آپ care about what they think and this is a good thing.
If everyone کہا that they didn't care what people thought of them, then the world would be in total chaos. Respect comes from caring about other's opinions and what people...
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posted by Twilight_Dream
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal سے طرف کی conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4.Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what آپ think."

7. Claim that آپ must always wear a bicycle ہیلمیٹ as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they...
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I have absolutely no idea what that was. Did anyone read until the end? (Literally "the end") Yeah, I would've skipped a few words too. That isn't what normally goes on in my mind, since I don't think in singular words, and I was looking around the room to get the words to pop into my head. Did آپ get bored before "-the -end" and are not even reading this? Hello? Anyone there? Weird...
posted by KristineGiangan
Have آپ ever experience that آپ don't have any دوستوں ? loner ? Ano ba talaga ng Friendships ?

Diba ang kaibigan laging na diyan sa tabi mo? Hindi ka nila iiwan at higit sa lahat lagi mong karamay .

What if ang mga kaibigan mo ay nakasala sayo ?
Papatawarin mo sila ulit . Pero ayaw naman ng mama mo . na makipagkaibiganka ulit sa kanila . Sila lang yung mga kaibigan mo since elementary hanggang naging High School ka .

Ano ba dapat gawin ? Susundin mo mama یا Kaibigan nalang ang pipiliin mo ?

Kaibigan dapat ipapaglalaban . Kung hindi mo alam ang gagawin mo dapat maaliwasan mo muna ang isapan mo....
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posted by Kswifty13
ok people let get this good because if آپ like him آپ will regret it for ever he was making people do things for his good and he told me to lie about my age when the bible says do not lie that is not good to lie

this is the truth and i am not lieing trust me
آپ can ask me anything آپ do get

so if آپ do not believe me and all that send me something and ask me anything what آپ do not get in writing just do not over do it

do not پرستار this person are آپ will be put up to things آپ will not want to do

dont dont dont
thank آپ and good bye
This is for the Nyackers contest
Chorus: because u know I'm all about that bass, bout that باس, گھنگھور no teble, I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور bout that bass, no teble I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور bout that باس, گھنگھور No teble I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور bout that باس, گھنگھور no teble I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور bout that bass. Yeah It's pretty clear I ain't a Juicy piece of meat but I'll let u eat it eat Like your suppose to do cause I go boom boom whenever U say کہا and all the right things in all the right spots. I see that guy over there hollerin hear juicy juicy If u got that booty booty just turn around cause every ounce of...
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posted by PinkyoshiIS
Frequent use of strong language (fuck,bitch,mother fucker etc..)

.Mild sexual innuendos ( NOT full on sex scenes mor elike just really aggressive sex jokes and mild kissing scenes and maybe some aggressive make out scenes )

. VERY GRAPHIC AND IN DETAIL CONNTENT ( violence like really in detail violence and gore at some parts not very many parts but im a twisted human being so I added violence to the series XD )

.offensive jokes (self explanatory)

.Homo sexual relationships (if آپ are homophobic please don't read the chapters that warn about same sex Yoshi crushing یا dating its mostly just one girl character with a crush on another)
"So girls," کہا mrs. Green. "This is our new home!"
Jocelyn and Erin set their suit cases down. 
"So why'd we have to اقدام to Britain?" asked Erin. 
"Well maybe آپ can make some new friends." answered Mrs. Green. 
Erin and Jocelyn looked at each other. 
"Since when does that happen." they کہا in unison. 
"Why don't آپ go explore the house." کہا Mrs. Green. 
The girls went up stairs. Jocelyn turned on the sink. The water sparkled with سونا and قوس قزح streaks. 
"Hey, Erin, check this out." she said, sticking her hand in. She imidiatly felt wind blowing on her hand. A horses tail brushed...
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are آپ ready for سیکنڈ yet?"

"Are آپ going to come again اگلے time?"

"It's a little dry, do آپ still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do آپ think you'll be able to handle...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Battle of Wits
Subuddhi and Kubuddhi were always trying to get the better of each other. One day, in October, Kubuddhi saw a آم growing on his tree. He knocked it down, wrapped it in a cloth and waited for Subuddhi to come by. When he did he called out to him. "I have a riddle for you," he said. "Can آپ tell me what fruit is wrapped in this cloth? If آپ guess correctly آپ may take anyone thing from my house that آپ can carry out with your two hands; if آپ fail I'll come to your house and carry away something."
"All right," کہا Subuddhi, always ready to match his wits with Kubuddhi. "It...
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سب, سب سے اوپر 10 signs your partner needs a vacation

1) He keeps handcuffing himself سے طرف کی accident.

2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.

3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.

4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."

5) He wants آپ to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.

6) He keeps asking آپ if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.

7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.

8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.

9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.

10) He wants to hear less talk and مزید موسیقی on the police channel
 Brought to آپ سے طرف کی trent-lover123
Brought to you by trent-lover123
Nurse:I didn't do any thing yet???
Nurse:your leg is....

Alexa:every thing your eyes آپ mouth your four head well every thing...
Alexa:are آپ sure are آپ really sure about that?
*Alexa is blushing*
Alexa:your so flattering Ichigo.
*still blushing*
ALEXA:oh just stop it your making me blush....
*Ichigo starts blushing*
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before آپ read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, یا even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take آپ down a dark road - one that once آپ start, آپ can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull آپ out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
my thoughts at the moment..

i dont know what people see anymore.
i think مزید people decide what it is they really saw, jsut to make them feel better.
Because anything can be anything آپ want it to be.

i dont think آپ relize it when your changing, because your always feeling normal, its takes someone to look at you, that someone doesn't have to know you, to tell آپ your wrong about self.

The biggest mistake آپ can make it letting someone too close, because like newtons first law, one will continue to do whatever it is doing unless a force interuppts. That force can be anything....
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posted by Mallory101
This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
آپ may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world
that آپ would die for.

2.. At least 15 people in this world
love آپ in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate آپ
is because they want to
be just like you.

4. A smile from آپ can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.

5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about آپ
before they go to sleep.

6. آپ mean the world to someone.

7. آپ are special and unique.

8. Someone that آپ don't even know exists loves you.

9. When آپ make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

10. When آپ think the world
has turned its back on آپ
take another look.

11. Always remember the compliments آپ received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front....
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I missed my chance.. I'm always one سال behind in this show.. But now that their دکھانا every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.

I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).

It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.

It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.

But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a دکھائیں like Walking Dead?

Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.

But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
(I made this around two years پہلے and never finished it so..... HERE آپ GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, centipede کی, کنکھجورا, ہزارپا and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed سے طرف کی Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....
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posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced سے طرف کی the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries آپ invite me in
I am the betrayal آپ could not have seen
The killer آپ thought آپ knew
One دن I will be your mother یا your...
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posted by invadercalliope
These quotes are Quotes with differnt meanings of فیرریٹ, بھگانا یا just the animal.
“If a فیرریٹ, بھگانا bites آپ it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the گیا پڑھا مرتبہ are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, آپ can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to فیرریٹ, بھگانا it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and فیرریٹ, بھگانا it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!