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posted by sapherequeen
1) I don't feel well.

2) I am constantly seeing arguments on here over the same, ancient shit and it's now boring me.

3) I see people fighting in groups, despite one person actually starting the argument with another person. If آپ want to fight, learn to fight سے طرف کی your damn self and not have people back up your پچھواڑے, گدا after every reply آپ make. -_-

4) My grandmother won't stop talking to me, despite my respectfully reminding her that I'm listening to موسیقی and/or watching a movie on YouTube and can not divide my attention at the moment.

5) We're going to my cousins' house later today. I hate being...
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Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 مزید seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and کوکیز and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
posted by ilovepenguins
i didn't write this

1 - Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2 - If آپ had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3 - There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4 - People who want to share their religious گیا پڑھا مرتبہ with آپ almost never want آپ to share yours with them.

5 - آپ should not confuse your career with your life.

6 - Nobody cares if آپ can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7 - Never lick a سٹیک knife....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the اگلے car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The مزید it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
♥♥ ~~LOVE STORY~~ ♥♥
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he کہا no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he کہا no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streamin down her face
The boy her arm and said....
"You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with آپ forever. I NEED to be with آپ forever. And I wouldn't cry if آپ walked away...I'd die
♥♥ ~~THE END~~ ♥♥
posted by sapherequeen
 KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)
KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)
Okay, so lately I've been bored and I'm a little upset because someone took me off their fanlist (I know, I have no reason to be upset considering how many شائقین I have, but I'm just too sensitive to not mind). So, to distract myself, I'm going to see if I can come up with over 20 rock bands/singers that I love, and name the سب, سب سے اوپر 5 songs I love from each band :)

I'm not going to lie, this will probably be endlessly boring...but I didn't no where else to write this, and this is the Random club....

Well, I'm gonna start.

1. KoRn
(Songs: Hushabye, Twisted Transistor, Politics, No Way, Haze)
2. Evanescence...
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10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A آگ کے, آگ Extinguisher یا Mace if desired.)

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand...
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posted by Cyrusrocks
Okay, i was almost spammed, so i am warning everyone here, spread this مضمون far and wide. Yesterday, i was on my computer and this thing popped up. It was called Windows Security Suite, and it کہا that 20 virus' were attacking my computer. I called my mom and she کہا to turn off the computer. When she got home, we turned it back on, and apparently 23 virus' were attacking the computer, but, they were doing absolutely nothing to the computer, and Norton Antivirus never poped up and told us about these so-called virus' My sister couldn't figure it out, so we turned the computer off.( and...
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posted by patrisha727
I actually did 10 of these things, and I got banned from the store XD

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items آپ need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can آپ fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling پاپ کارن, پوپکارن that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get پاپ کارن, پوپکارن yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit اگلے to آپ because آپ invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with آپ
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until آپ find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit آپ first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of آپ shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give آپ a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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posted by Little_Cullen
So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones آپ don't enjoy but آپ don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just daydreaming (about a bunch of grapes, with each انگور having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if آپ must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.

I was then pulled out of my reverie (one انگور had just کہا to another "What did the...
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posted by Jackimo17
Why did the girls look at the big horses? (Because they could)
Why didn’t the girls look at the big horses? (Because they couldn’t)
Why did the big horses look at the girls? (Because they were changing)

How did the old man die? (Old age)

Why did the boy put his towel on the washing line? (It as wet)

Why did the streaker run across the stadium? (Because that’s what streakers do)
Why didn’t the streaker run across the stadium? (He changed his mind)
Why did the stadium run across the streaker? (To get some revenge)

Why did the rock roll down the hill? (It was round)
Why didn’t the rock roll down...
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posted by ssook78
مالٹا, نارنگی kitten: mommy kitty im hungry
grey kitten: yeah mommy we are very very hungry
*all the kitten meows*
me: *feeds*
مالٹا, نارنگی kitten: mommy can آپ dance *does the سالسا, ہوا سالسا with grey kitten*
me: O_O
1 دن later........
kittens: o_o
me: :D
my friend >_<
my dad: *dancing like a maniac hobo*
some random dude: SHUT THE FUCK beeeep
some random dude: SAAAAANNNN
me: da fuck?
kitten: meow meow meow meow moew
2 days later.......
me: lalalalalalalalalalalalala
elmo: hi im elmo
me: AHHH HOLY SHIT!! *shoots elmo*
elmo: AHHHHH!!!
one گھنٹہ later....
kitten: MEOW!!
and thats what i do when im bored okay bye!
posted by izzzyroxmysocks
HELLO if آپ dont know me im izzyroxmysocks. if آپ do know me good 4 u!
i got this idea from lydiascats and im not a copyer.
things i hate
hannah montana
the color green
my glasses

things i like
پرستار pop
surfing the web
the #74
the color blue
chocolate milk
daisy(my dog)
now i will put random sentances!!!!
my homework iz cooking spagetti cause chocolate دودھ iz blue!!!!!!
i punched hannah montana cause her meatloaf was surfing the web with my green dog daisy!
musicteletunes eat 74 worms because my tdi glasses were made on پرستار pop!!
bye-bye!!!: )
ps thats my دوستوں in pennsylvania
 my cousin,my friend, two twins, and annoying little brat
my cousin,my friend, two twins, and annoying little brat
posted by 101trx
Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs پہلے that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):

It was a snowy دن back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the سوفی, لٹانا so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot...
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posted by kitty190123
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This is really stupid but I was feeling bored...
posted by cute20k
I really should be on my way out
But آپ pull me closer
Like gravity, آپ bring me down
I really can't be leaving, nowwww

What if I leave you
And I come back to
Nothing, never should have left

Maybe I'll leave right now, leave right now
I'll come back to- I'll come back to-
Everythiiiing, the way it should be
But what if when I return
I learn
That everything I could ever call my own
Everything I've ever even known,
Is gone.

I must be on my way..
You see, I have places to be
I don't wanna go
But I really must leave

Maybe I'll leave right now, leave right now
I'll come back to- I'll come back to-
Everythiiiing, the...
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posted by jessicamc26
A little old lady walked up to the cashier and placed a bag of cat food on the check out counter. The cashier said, I'm sorry but I can't sell آپ that cat food. Why not? asked the little old lady. The cashier replided.. we have had complants that some senior citizens who don't have very much money are buying pet food and eating eat, and it's not healthy for them. If آپ can prove to me that آپ own a cat, then I can sell آپ the cat food.
The little old lady left the store and returned about an گھنٹہ later with her cat, purchased the cat food and went home.

About a week later she tried to buy...
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While getting out of shower/dressing: *One shoulder towel* I'M GREEK, MOTHERF*CKER! Oookay, and that's how آپ know I've had too much internet, *nervous laugh* With stories from the four corners of the world. The world is round, آپ stupid beisch, it doesn't have corners. Yes it does! IT'S ROUND. NO CORNERS. *Self STFU stare* THE ROUND PART IS THE CORNERS, آپ PRAT.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! I am the truth... You're dead to me.

*SNK fan, anyone?*
Eren: Don't drop that thun thun thun.
Eren and Armin: Eyy! Don't drop that thun thun thun!
Eren, Armin, and Levi: Don't drop that thun...
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