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posted by nmdis
"Search Me"


Through this skin آپ see
My heart
Through this laughter آپ feel
My pain
Even through this mask آپ see
My face
For آپ are the only one who really knows just who I am

And آپ تلاش me
And آپ know all the secrets of my heart
And آپ تلاش me
Revealing the mysteries of who آپ are
آپ تلاش me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When آپ are the only one who really knows just who I am

And آپ تلاش me
And آپ know all the secrets of my heart
And آپ تلاش me
Revealing the...
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posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give مزید than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving مزید than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants آپ to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help آپ answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: آپ HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT آپ DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when آپ say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. آپ look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and آپ never get tired of being with us.

4. I love آپ and only you.-Well, آپ guys get the picture.

5. I will be with آپ forever.

6. آپ have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. آپ shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for آپ to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when آپ want to get kicked out of the DMV. سے طرف کی Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy اگلے to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over سے طرف کی a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people اگلے to آپ look at آپ funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down اگلے to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your پسندیدہ دکھائیں the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big دکھائیں number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.