1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".
3.Put stray dogs in کوٹ closets.
4.Un-tune the piano.
5.Replace the pianist's sheet موسیقی with "Stairway to Heaven".
6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person اگلے to it: "Is this نشست SAVED?"
8.Toss around a giant ساحل سمندر, بیچ ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.
9.Ten منٹ before it starts, find...
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