Dramatic Animals.

Are آپ a scientist Cause I'd Like to do آپ on a میز, جدول , Periodically(:

If آپ where a مثلث You'd be acute one.

Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.

There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3

ارے baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for آپ and I can't get up (:

Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?

آپ remind me of my اگلے boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!

If آپ were a snack pack id eat آپ without a spoon.

آپ smell like a flower. Can I plant آپ in my garden?

Do آپ believe in love at first sight, یا should I walk سے طرف کی again?

Dear Diary,
i'm really really sad because i'm still grounded, jake dumped me, ms perrywinkle still slaps me, and mr scalleywag waz fired today :( :(
it all started today - i walked sadly/happly to school, sadly because ms perrywinkle and jake, happly because mr scalleywag (my most favourite teacher of all time) waz my art teacher
as i walked into mr scalleywag's class room i saw dat he waz paking his bags as if is summer
so i asked him why he waz paking, i waz fired yester دن after school, he said.
quickly i ran out of mr.s's class and in the bathroom and balled my eyes out, i waz so sad
but i made it true
and here i'am again still balling my eyes out in my room still grounded

ps my computer is not a dick anymore :D