The B*tches guide to Etiquette

I thought I’d share with آپ all, the horrible event I just experienced only moments ago…
First off, I need to explain my terrifying fear of roaches and all insects. When I was really young, around three years old, I believe, I had a horrible nightmare. I still remember it as clear as day. I was sitting in my bedroom one evening when my parents decided to go to the فلمیں and leave me ہوم all alone. I was sitting there, depressed… when a bunch of roaches stated crawling into my room from under the door. I screamed and jumped onto my bed. مزید and مزید were seeping through until the whole...

I've always been interested in guys
Guys that come and go
But the first time I saw you, I knew آپ were her to stay
Or were you? Now that I know our "happily ever after" was all just a big lie!
Oh, oh, oh

I'm about to have my دل broken into two
One piece for me and one piece for you
I'll keep mine for the cherished memories
While آپ go hand yours over to your new girl
And have the cycle repeat itself all over again
Oh, oh
But tonight I'm about to have my دل broken into two
And theres nothing آپ can do

Maybe none of this would've happened
If I hadn't drunk any Mountain Dew that day
Then I wouldn't...