Soviet Russia Jokes!

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The اگلے day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 سال old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If آپ can catch me, آپ can have me."

Without a سیکنڈ thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the اگلے four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

i wanna tell آپ something and آپ better listen good here.If there's something آپ really enjoy and آپ have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your دل because your دل will lead آپ to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage آپ and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage آپ and tell آپ that آپ are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage آپ to follow آپ dreams and will believe in you.They will want آپ to follow your dreams.So listen to that...