InuYasha invasion :P

First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended سے طرف کی this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If آپ have a reason for a دکھائیں I put تبصرہ and I might add it(ill give credit about it to آپ because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long reading right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen یا any interesting...

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a تاریخ یا something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up سے طرف کی dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If آپ have a dog یا cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When آپ spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....

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Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are آپ walking?
So, Annie are آپ walking?
Are آپ walking Annie?
Annie are آپ walking?
So, Annie are آپ walking?
Are آپ walking?
Annie are آپ walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE آپ WALKING???!!!!
ARE آپ WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are آپ walking?
With your dentist
Are...

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that آپ are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the بستر holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say آپ know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors سے طرف کی your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as آپ can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring آپ riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: آپ crave attention, آپ absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, آپ may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because سے طرف کی being a retard online آپ can get all the attention آپ need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If آپ want to be a retard آپ must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four سوالات to determine the level of your intellect.
Your جوابات must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating یا wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: آپ are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in سیکنڈ place.
In which position are آپ now?

Answer:
If آپ answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. آپ overtook the سیکنڈ runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the اگلے سوال try not to be so dumb.
2 : If آپ overtake the last...

A Nice دن To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the گھاس to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot مزید fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the دکھائیں is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If آپ look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the پیزا Hog", یا perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells آپ a joke and آپ say "LOL".

3. آپ watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. آپ have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other.

5. آپ keep begging your دوستوں to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. آپ have to get a 2d phone line just so آپ can call پیزا Hut.

9. آپ go into labour and آپ stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...

I hope آپ enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and آپ failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail آپ out of jail, a best friend will be sitting اگلے to آپ saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the ساحل like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made آپ smile
8:Clear as a گھنٹی, بیل my nody کہا "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...

34 random facts about me..:)


1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. موسیقی is my life.

6. I love to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I love to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I love to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer یا dancer when I'm older.

13. سٹریٹ, گلی dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...