4th دیوار Crisis

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The سیکنڈ nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody کہا it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.

One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could آپ pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? کہا the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made آپ laugh.

Here are 2 random facts:
They don't sell Smarties یا Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.

These are just random ways to eat my پسندیدہ cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter
14. frozen with مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and 7up
17. with چیری, آلو بالو 7up
18. frozen with چیری, آلو بالو 7up
19. frozen with مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and چیری, آلو بالو 7up
20. سے طرف کی itself

If آپ try any of these and like it, please write a تبصرہ and tell me which one(s) آپ tried. :)

I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if آپ ever, one دن decide to call me that. If آپ think I'm insane, run away, because آپ are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too آپ a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. آپ think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .