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Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If آپ can read English, آپ can cook. For Instance. Basic روٹی stuffing, melt one third cup of مکھن in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick مکھن on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How آپ guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't آپ wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = آپ got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new گٹار student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
posted by Ashley-Green
روٹی IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on روٹی indicates that

1. مزید than 98 percent of convicted felons are روٹی users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all روٹی was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. مزید than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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Kate: then she she was all like OH NO آپ did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told آپ not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a سیکنڈ ago. well tell me what آپ think!I am planing on making مزید short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
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1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the سب, سب سے اوپر of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on Fantasy Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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Note: This was my speech for debate team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while reading this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where آپ could be turned down from a job because آپ were black and your employer was a white man, a world where آپ can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which آپ cannot marry the love of your life because آپ two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is کہا to be a free country, one with civility. آپ would think...
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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school یا any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The پاپ کارن, پوپکارن ball

12. A singing باسکٹ, باسکٹ بال (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers
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Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a مزید suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if آپ can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did آپ hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers آپ can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...
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