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1. “I love your physique. آپ must be very strong.”
Boys are very sensitive when it comes to their strength. Complimenting them on their body will boost up their self-esteem and آپ will become an instant hit for them. However, make sure آپ don’t use this on every سیکنڈ guy.2. “Have we met before یا do آپ have any hot twin brother out there?”
This goes without saying. Which guy wouldn’t like to be called ‘hot’?3. “Are آپ going to ask me out, یا do آپ like it when the girl makes the first move?”
This line is witty and very flattering. However, use it only when آپ are absolutely sure that the guy is interested in you.4. “You are just so funny. آپ always manage to crack me up”
Guys like it when a girl tells them that she finds them funny. It makes them feel good about themselves.5. “You hardly find good looking boys with brains out here. Are آپ an alien?”
Praise him for his wit and he’ll be yours just in a blink!
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This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just جیلی because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just جیلی because you're the hero.

6. Call them a ٹماٹر bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and...
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With so many cell phones in the world, it’s no wonder that every so often آپ receive a strange text message from someone آپ don’t know. Chances are it’s a wrong number. Simple as that. But what if it isn’t? What if the message is really a clue to some top-secret puzzle, یا sent from a spy trying to warn آپ of an assassination attempt?

These are the thoughts that run through our minds whenever we receive the message “where r u?” from a phone number we do not recognize. How do آپ handle these coded messages/wrong numbers? Here are a few options.


1. Text back – It’s tempting....
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Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. آپ can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say آپ should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching ویژن ٹیلی سے طرف کی candlelight.

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I find ویژن ٹیلی very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a کی casserole, casserole

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole بتھ, مرغابی

•    All foam, no beer...
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