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1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I گیا کیا پوسٹ a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think آپ can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the random پرستار club doesn't mean آپ won't get reported.

3. The سوالات aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then آپ click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If آپ post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
Rachel's POV:

The اگلے دن Andrew and me went out for shopping and got some dresses, and also some sandals that reminded me of the one that Cindrella had.

It was very very pretty.

We went back to the park.

"Try it on and walk like the other girls" He کہا giving me the sandals.

I couldn't stand on that because I lost my grip and fell down.

He got a call from one of his friends.

They told told him to be at the park and also added that they were coming.

We both were seated at one of the benches in the park.

Before that he asked me to take my glasses and asked me to wear the dress and sandals that we bought...
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posted by karolinak1999
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable. "10-4 Good Buddy!"

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival پیزا place is on the other line andyou're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give your address and exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their سوالات with questions.

9. Tell them to put the crust on سب, سب سے اوپر this time.

10. Do not...
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Rachel’s POV:

I went step سے طرف کی step towards the covers. Before I could find out who it was actually, he یا she got out of the covers. آپ know what? It’s none other than, Mr. Andrew Fedrer!
Yes, he was under my covers.
Wait! What was he doing under my tent?
“W-what are آپ doing here?” I made them to spill out somehow.
“Did آپ see the unfinished one?”
I nodded.
“Yeah! That’s nine and do آپ mind if I stay here?” he asked me.
My دل wanted me to say NO. But my mind wanted me to ask him “Why are آپ here if your دوستوں are out?” The battle between my دل and mind ended with...
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June 17th 100,000,000 BC 12 O'clock at night
Four children are born, quadruplets, the youngest born at the strike of midnight. The first child is named Queverial, the سیکنڈ Ceelarion, the third Ierailiasha, and the last one is named Mist. The father decides the last child should have a complex name as the others do but the mother has made up her mind that Mist is the perfect name.
Then she sends them through the mirror of fate to find there destiny and they may never return if they do not find it in time.

January 21st 90,000,000 BC 3:30 P.M.
The children grow up living in the chosen lands...
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posted by angeeeeeeel
 the objection of the war on iraq
the objection of the war on iraq
that دن is the anniversary دن of the fall of Baghdad (the beginning of the U.S. occupation of Iraq) a lot of American soldiers and Iraqi soldiers died and some had a partial disability یا holistic there is no victory because both sides lost a lot of lives because of not listening to the opinion of people when President بش Declaration War on Iraq hundreds of Americans and people around the world objected and condemned the war on iraq, but he did not listen and make war like it his own war using prohibited weapons (cluster bombs), which many kids died when they were playing in streets and...
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posted by THARWAH
Boys bands have been dominating the average teenagers lives over the past decades... i thought it would be a good idea to post this مضمون :) تبصرہ on whether آپ agree with my choices یا NOT, add some of your own xx Peace.love.lipgloss

-Qiki Joe

10# Mindless Behaviour

9# JLS

8# The Jackson 5

7# The Beatles

6# NSYNC

5# The Wanted

4# Backstreet Boys

3# Westlife

2# Big Time Rush

1# One Direction :)

the reason ONE DIRECTION is number one is simply because, together with their boyish good looks (they actually smoking), they have angelic voices creating a perfect combination and stealing us girls hearts everywhere... Boys dont be shy to say آپ love the too! wink - wink
posted by Apiah
There was a super gorgeous girl named Sana . her stunning hairs, beautiful face , seductive lips were enough to tempt any boy to kiss her , no girl could match her beauty despite of all good qualities there was something that was making her worried and sick and it was her mental condition , when she was 4 she was cursed سے طرف کی a WITCH that every دن at 12 noon she would become mental for an گھنٹہ and she was told that a kiss from a super hot boy will get her rid of the CURSE.....since then she desperately waited for that super hot boy ......... one دن exactly at 12 noon she came out of her house...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, یا why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and آپ think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, آپ SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

آپ have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, یا what they are, یا even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, یا because آپ think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
posted by purplepep4
 i'm the one in the middle with the brown hair!
i'm the one in the middle with the brown hair!
Hey! Everybody yesterday (4-19-2012) was mustache day! So who ever didn't wear a mustache آپ should of! آپ want to know why? Then i will tell you!(not!)(no i will tell you!) Cuz mustaches are awesome! i know your jelly! why? Cuz آپ don't have an awesome mustache like me! ( in your face!) ^_^ I'm sorry for hurting your feelings. It's just that I have a awesome mustache and آپ don't! i need to go to my interview now if آپ like آپ can stick around.
person 1: so how much do آپ like mustaches?
me: well this is the only time i will have a mustache till اگلے سال so.....idk!
person 1:come on...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to آپ as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If آپ are the phone company, I already sent the money. If آپ are my parents, please send money. If آپ are my financial aid institution, آپ didn't lend me enough money. If آپ are my friends, آپ owe me money. If آپ are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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posted by victoria7011
Well hey!This is a فہرست of 20 things to annoy your parents...

1.Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing آپ say

2.Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents.

3.Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things whenever your parents are near you.

4.When they say a word from a song آپ know,burst into that song.

5.Tap on their door all night.

6.At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

7.Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

8.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

9.Have...
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! آپ call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! آپ DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All آپ are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has مزید dick! I have an army of Red Coats! آپ have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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ENRIQUE IGLESIAS


"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know آپ want me
I made it obvious that I want آپ too
So put it on me
Let's remove the space between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that آپ move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what آپ wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that آپ do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh آپ know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh آپ know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh آپ know
That tonight...
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posted by pure-angel
آپ must look into other people as well as at them. Lord Chesterfield

A good deed is never lost: he who sows courtesy reaps friendship; and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Basil

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners.
Lord Chesterfield

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them.
J. G. Holland

To rejoice in another's prosperity, is to give content to your own lot: to mitigate another's grief, is to alleviate یا dispel your own.
Thomas Edwards

Hear the meaning within the...
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posted by chelo_monster
I know that all people lie. But if that lie is so evil that it’s hurting آپ and the people around you, آپ have to take action. آپ have to catch them first, and then everything will follow. Tear them to pieces and rip them apart! Muwahaha!

Here are some signs that someone is lying to you.

1.    Don’t maintain eye contact
Less than half conversation

    -It’s true that the eyes are the windows of the soul. آپ have to observe. Look at his eyes. If he can’t look at your eyes during the conversation, that could be an indicator that he is lying.

2.    A...
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1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only سے طرف کی preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, سے طرف کی the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight پرستار says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all سوالات about twilight that آپ can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book رپورٹ on the most boring کتابیں of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that آپ hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible مصنف and her کتابیں make want to poke...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender یا if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of آپ have heard Born This Way سے طرف کی Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I love everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being آپ are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need food when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by AnimeFan66
 The San Antonio Zoo
The San Antonio Zoo
Hello! Most of آپ already knew that for the whole weekend, I had not been online because I went to San Antonio with my mom, my older sister and her boyfriend. I am glade to return ہوم and to return on here as well- I have missed ہوم as well as my greatest دوستوں on here and in honor of this I would like to give to آپ all a short story about all of what I did on this trip.

My family and I left the house last Thursday around 2:00 PM. We had to stop سے طرف کی at my sister's house first because her vehicle was مزید "on the trip" go unlike our وین which has serious proublems. After we left the residence...
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