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posted by SymmaGirl2
Yup. عنوان says it all. Let's start, shall we?

The Lost Hero...in my pants.
The Sum of all Fears...in my pants.
Green Eggs and Ham...in my pants.
Fairy School Dropout...in my pants.
Washington's Crossing...in my pants.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid...in my pants.
Lock and Key...in my pants.
Merciless...in my pants.
Citizen Soldiers...in my pants.
Joy of Cooking...in my pants.
Emotional Intellegence...in my pants.
Good to Great...in my pants.
Twenty Wishes...in my pants.
Finally...in my pants.
Cross My دل and Hope to Spy...in my pants.
I'd Tell آپ I Love You, but then I'd Have to Kill You...in my pants.
Hannibal...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Japan is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do آپ want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take آپ out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call آپ sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give آپ a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why آپ are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are آپ going through now?

"I love you, too." = Okay, I کہا it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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1. howl at the moon
2. eat applesauce
3. go out to the sidewalk and scream at your imaginary cat
4. Make your friend pee سے طرف کی soaking their hand in warm water
5. peel bannanas then rub on your دوستوں face.
6. eat a leafy plant
7. go outside and act like donkey kong
8. play Dr. Phil with your friend
9. scream at the clock everytime it changes numbers and say آپ have a ghost clock until آپ get tired یا pass out.
10. make random تبصرے to your friend everytrime theres an awkward silence.
11. run around screaming Happy Birthday!
12. draw pictures of random fruits
13. tell your friend she looks like Justin Bieber!
14. play house
15. watch Harry Potter #7 part 1.
16.Eat popcorn
17.play wii
18. go to wal mart at 1 in the morning and say آپ want breakfast.
19. eat chocolate cake until آپ go crazy.
20.tell your friend shes a phsyco.
21. play kitchen
22. fool around on an IPod and scream the screen is changing and it's scaring me!
posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a درخت and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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posted by invadercalliope
These quotes are Quotes with differnt meanings of فیرریٹ, بھگانا یا just the animal.
“If a فیرریٹ, بھگانا bites آپ it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the گیا پڑھا مرتبہ are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, آپ can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to فیرریٹ, بھگانا it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and فیرریٹ, بھگانا it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
posted by greenstergirl
I if آپ want this to be funny, آپ might want to read یا watch the harry potter فلمیں and books. If آپ already have the just read.


1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told آپ آپ had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up سے طرف کی singing ساحل سمندر, بیچ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say آپ taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do آپ always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd آپ treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by taytrain97
User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Like omg totally! :.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Are آپ really?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Can آپ speak french?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I'm bored of آپ now.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: What is your feeling about the universe?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: آپ are a teen girl?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I thought آپ were adam?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Nooo!!!!...
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posted by kitkat709477
If women ruled the world
.Men would sit around and wonder what WE were thinking.
.Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
.PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
.Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
.Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in there pockets.
.A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
.Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase سے طرف کی 40 pounds.
.Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
."Ms." magazine would have an annual swimsuit کا, سومساٹ issue...
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posted by thespikedturtle
Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one آپ may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, سے طرف کی today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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posted by milorox18
REMEMBER WHEN ...

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing آپ could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

Mom (was your hero)

and Dad was the boy آپ were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and Race Issues were about who ran fastest?

when "War" was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

 remember when all آپ wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?
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آپ want = آپ want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious سے طرف کی now.

Do what آپ want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want آپ to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, آپ moron!

You're ... so manly = آپ need a shave and آپ sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all آپ ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and...
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