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Evanescence lyrics-My Last Breath

posted by LizzyTheCat

Hold on to me, love
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I love آپ and I'm not afraid, oh

Can آپ hear me?
Can آپ feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of آپ
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow درخت
(Come and find me)

I know آپ hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of آپ
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...

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posted by shutyourface

don't worry this مضمون is not about بھیڑوں, بھیڑ یا bananas it is about a مزید serious matter.

this is a debate and i want everyone reading this
writing a تبصرہ about what آپ think is write یا wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

یا the chicken?

thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a پرستار
of random to write what they think is right

and become a پرستار of me and become a پرستار of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
یا the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages

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Let Me Tell آپ About This Product

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell آپ about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed سے طرف کی many random ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products یا apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined سے طرف کی an idiot that گیا کیا پوسٹ a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would آپ do something like that?

---...

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Another way of doing a Helluva Boss review..

posted by Canada24

Cody Leach

Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..

THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's مجموعی طور پر prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's مزید serious scenes..
* The shows مجموعی طور پر qulity. آپ can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* آپ can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...

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A فہرست of Sites آپ Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that آپ probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add مزید to the فہرست when I find مزید sites I think آپ should probably avoid. So if anyone sends آپ لنکس to the following sites, آپ have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad سے طرف کی the name of the ایل آر یو but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS آپ ARE A SICKO I ADVISE آپ NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - سب, سب سے اوپر 20 فہرست

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying یا you'll get some action faster than a pit بیل on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all آپ want even if she is the kind who will out chug آپ in بیئر and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names آپ never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like آپ for a minute, and then forget آپ afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are آپ doing something?" یا "Have آپ eaten already?" are the first usual سوالات a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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100 Reasons why آپ Love her

posted by milorox18

1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I love the way آپ look at me.

5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I love the way I can’t imagine a دن without آپ in my life.

7. I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I love how I know you’ll always be there when I need آپ to be.

11....

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - سب, سب سے اوپر 20 فہرست

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, یا to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get آپ in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly سے طرف کی giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the اگلے family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - آپ may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin ٹوپی and feed him grapes when...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And دکھائیں me your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And آپ love it up the shitter

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
دکھائیں me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And نگلنا it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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My سب, سب سے اوپر 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a فہرست like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this فہرست with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please تبصرہ but be polite. Also, always تبصرہ because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers آپ know.
12.Strangers آپ don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to خارج above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar آپ grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something یا someone

3. Go up to a random person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki random noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a فاؤنٹین, چشمہ run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to آپ in public about the...

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10 most stupid سوالات people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When آپ meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are آپ doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t آپ try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When آپ ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while پہلے and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask آپ somethingand i want آپ to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how آپ feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want آپ to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi یا Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.