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sweetiebotlover 😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣

puffer_fish Imma send dis to mah boi.

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ten rules of housekeeping

posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the سوفی, لٹانا "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do آپ think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are dogs cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do آپ fish?:

Nope!

Are آپ at the age where آپ can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless آپ try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do آپ have a boyfriend یا girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do آپ know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have آپ ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do آپ have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have آپ broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

Best...

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry یا love آپ more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave آپ with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me یا come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to آپ and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if آپ let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and آپ too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
آپ will have your own life, everything آپ wanted with you.
آپ will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm بستر when your old, knowing that آپ did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I love you, I love آپ so much...

~Reah