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Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open سے طرف کی themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call آپ Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until آپ hear the penny آپ dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....
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"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious سے طرف کی now"

"Do what آپ want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want آپ to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, آپ moron."

"You're...so manly "means" آپ need a shave and آپ sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all آپ ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...
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posted by Nick16
Why did I get divorced????

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do آپ mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 منٹ later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.