ارے it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken پار, صلیب the road?
To دکھائیں that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do آپ make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do آپ call a giant, clumsy, atomic کرن, رے breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying مالٹا, نارنگی become so popular?
Because مالٹا, نارنگی is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken پار, صلیب the road?
To دکھائیں that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do آپ make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do آپ call a giant, clumsy, atomic کرن, رے breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying مالٹا, نارنگی become so popular?
Because مالٹا, نارنگی is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!