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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, آپ already کہا that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three منٹ later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The عنوان of this مضمون clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad فلمیں for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The ماہ award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If آپ were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, آپ finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Christmas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got مزید important news.
Tom: Yes. In the گزشتہ episode, we...

آپ are sitting on the سوفی, لٹانا waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with آپ for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny آپ say back. Are آپ ready to watch the movie آپ ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are آپ ok?" آپ ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) آپ are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly آپ are Gold. آپ hold his chest as آپ are pushing him was y and say " آپ watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I love you."...

#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: آپ EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, آپ LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can آپ tell...

Have آپ ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the دن finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first دن on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the دن for his trial...

So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can آپ believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above بھیڑیا Among Us 2 یا No مزید Heroes 3? So after being disappointed سے طرف کی Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created سے طرف کی the lovely team at Activision,...