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پیپر وال

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floral

flowers

چیری, آلو بالو blossom

This Random پیپر وال contains کے camellia, سے camelia, کیمیلیا, کامالیا, گلدستے, سے corsage, میں posy, nosegay, بکی, کورساج, گلدستہ, نوسیگی, گلابی, گلابی باغ, and گلابی گلابی باغ.

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How To Deal With Rude People.

posted by Tamar20

Abounding times in your life آپ will meet mean یا rude people that آپ dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This مضمون will teach آپ all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes یا they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", یا آپ can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...

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Billionaire (Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars) Parody =D

posted by cute20k

***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here آپ go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet آپ didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...

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Why I Think Bullies and Mean Girls Act the Way They Do

posted by madisonsavanna

One دن a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are آپ laughing? I just insulted all of آپ losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how آپ feel آپ have to take the time to make fun of us. آپ obviously...

8

tonight,my daddy......

posted by j-bfan7

My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All دن long.

When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar

I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.

I try...

7

Random FACTS that will leave آپ (not) Dazed

posted by Dimka_Roza4eva

1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A چوہا survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for dogs are sold in Tokyo

6. A ڈالفن sleeps with one eye open

7. A مگرمچرچھ, گھڑیال can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast موسیقی makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs مزید than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...

7

20 random ways to eat oreos

posted by starwarsfangirl

These are just random ways to eat my پسندیدہ cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter
14. frozen with مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and 7up
17. with چیری, آلو بالو 7up
18. frozen with چیری, آلو بالو 7up
19. frozen with مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and چیری, آلو بالو 7up
20. سے طرف کی itself

If آپ try any of these and like it, please write a تبصرہ and tell me which one(s) آپ tried. :)

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Five Ways To Die (or get severly injured) From A نیبو, لیموں

posted by amethyst44

Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if آپ think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A نیبو, لیموں is lying on the سب, سب سے اوپر step, and آپ are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. سیکنڈ later آپ land on your ass, and اگلے آپ are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A نیبو, لیموں is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the نیبو, لیموں that was created سے طرف کی your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the نیبو, لیموں into her...

11

Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

posted by skipperluvs

I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if آپ ever, one دن decide to call me that. If آپ think I'm insane, run away, because آپ are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too آپ a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. آپ think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .

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A vey Random and very Funny story called "Druckies"

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two دوستوں riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a ٹٹو with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red لومڑی is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...

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strange but cool facts-2

posted by shiriny

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when آپ sneeze because when آپ sneeze, your دل stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A سست can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only animals that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders مزید than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...

19

Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall

posted by BellaCullen96

Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the موسیقی store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos یا rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...

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Ways to Torture the پیزا Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like آپ know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: پیزا becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their سوالات with questions.
Ask about پیزا maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

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Don on "All-Stars" and "Pahkitew Island"

posted by GroovyAhma2010

What if Don got مزید "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A سال has passed by, and Don is chosen سے طرف کی the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef کلہاڑی, تبر with a cashew. Instead, Don...

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Summon Satan to Solve the Case - SMT Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, یا absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...