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Wierd facts about 9/11

posted by MJlover101

-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W بش has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, یا 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th دن of the year....

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How to get ready and Survive in the end of the world 21st of December 2012

posted by jeniffer2200

Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid تبصرے please!

-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of food and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum یا dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach آپ some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room آپ built under the ground and put some food and drinks there!

6-When the دن comes! go to the room آپ built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!

How to get Ready:(2 Days before...

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ways 2 freak out random people

posted by animefreak21

do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a random person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow random people all over the store یا where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a random person

6. go up...

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Hate is just wrong.

posted by Ninjacupcake

Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender یا if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of آپ have heard Born This Way سے طرف کی Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I love everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being آپ are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need food when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...

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What a Man Really Means....

posted by iluvsmj

"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do آپ want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take آپ out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call آپ sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give آپ a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why آپ are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are آپ going through now?

"I love you, too." = Okay, I کہا it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...

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Mother-in-law sends worst میل ای ever to bride: forgivable?

posted by karpach_14

this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.

New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized سے طرف کی irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing یا two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...

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10 thing girls wish guys knew (girls perspective)

posted by vampirequeen001

1.You abuse our love آپ lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we love him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our love is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we love be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape یا form.
6.Guys آپ should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with آپ (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly love we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When آپ (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.

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The 5 worst Super Heroes/Villains

posted by iamagagamonster

~ In my opinion! alright! آپ can think what ever آپ can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people love batman, I go for Superman. Batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One دن he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my اگلے hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that آپ can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...

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How to Tell if a Guy really likes آپ

posted by Sheetal1256

How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at آپ a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments آپ a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if آپ are single.

06. He asks آپ out for lunch.

07. He asks آپ out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats آپ like a lady.

12. He walks آپ to your door.

13. He wants to see آپ often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells آپ he likes you.

16. His دوستوں know...

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Against Redhead Stereotypes

posted by sierradawn9

Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He کہا he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I کہا "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
That got me mad, sad, and confused.
Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give آپ the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
I'm not...

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Ten Things Not to Say (whether it be a cop, teacher, parents etc.)

posted by brittanyloves

10. When being pulled over سے طرف کی a cop and he یا she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, آپ have been caught speeding, how much do آپ think آپ were going?" Don't say, "Well آپ must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when آپ haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron یا born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period یا PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have آپ been putting on a little weight?" It's a کتیا, کتيا slap waiting to happen.

7....

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16 really stupid and funny things

posted by greenstergirl

1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I چرا لیا, چوری کی a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag آپ down and beat آپ with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make آپ Christian even مزید then standing in a گیراج makes آپ a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the فہرست though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at ہوم even if...

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101 Ways to annoy people

posted by JoannaVonDoom

Im sorry if this has been گیا کیا پوسٹ before
If not, do not give me credit

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with دوستوں in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours سے طرف کی hooking a camcorder کی, camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...

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How to help the insane/depressed/bored

posted by XxEmolovexX

Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been گیا کیا پوسٹ alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality یا sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope آپ like!!! This was written سے طرف کی me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time reading my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :

If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help آپ feel better. And who knows, over time آپ might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an مصنف :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If آپ love...

1

About cheap rayban sunglasses

posted by rayban00

This link is made of very simple，The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, مزید یا less a link with the United States. If آپ look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses مزید firmly. کرن, رے Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup یا sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...

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12 Ways To Annoy Justin Bieber

posted by TVD_rocks

from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds آپ of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his ہوم adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he جوابات he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him

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Funny Answering MAchine Messages

posted by TeamSongz4eva

**again i got this from the internet**

These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the ذریعہ of much amusement.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"If آپ are a burglar, then we're probably at ہوم cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's محفوظ to leave us a message."...

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Why I'm Anti Emo

posted by EllentheStrange

I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write یا draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...

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Things 2 do in an elevator (off the internet)

posted by cutiegirl01

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on یا off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to دکھائیں the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of آپ just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name ٹیگز to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...

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Days Where آپ DON'T Want To Have Your Child یا Be Born On.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell آپ all these: What dates & Why آپ don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's دن
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday یا the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, آپ know how if آپ see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why آپ ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would آپ want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...