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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



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"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps آپ out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if آپ can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...
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1. آپ can do whatever آپ damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. آپ can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. آپ can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. آپ don't having to think about birth control, calendars یا ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. آپ can go out and flirt as much as your دل desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet نشست issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...
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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister یا brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your موسیقی really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a روٹی سینڈوچ

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat یا dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started writing it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if آپ don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest آپ don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your دوستوں and either forget all about us یا tell a story about the hideous freak آپ met tonight. آپ don’t know me, if آپ did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have دوستوں - except my brother....
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason آپ have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents سے طرف کی their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail آپ out of jail and tell آپ what آپ did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin اگلے to آپ sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen آپ cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...
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posted by suzuki_reika
“Death is terrible for anyone. Young یا old, good یا evil, it’s all the same. Death is impartial. That’s why death is so fearsome. Your deeds, age, personality, wealth and beauty… it’s all meaningless in the face of death.”
- Shiki

“False tears bring pain to those around you. False smiles bring pain to oneself.”
- Code Geass

“The only ones who are allowed to kill are the only ones who are prepared to be killed.”
- Code Geass

“There is no such thing as coincidence. There is only necessity.”
- Tsubasa Chronicles

“The مزید آپ try to forget, the less you’ll be able to forget.”...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. یا (._.) indecisive
:-) یا =] یا :) یا =) یا :] یا :^) یا :D یا :^D Smile یا happy
:-L یا =L یا o¬o Drool یا Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( یا =( یا D: یا D= Frown یا Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP یا XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD یا XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S یا :s یا =S یا =s confused
:Þ یا :þ یا =b یا =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ یا : یا =/ یا = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, یا a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is مزید of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
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Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most کڑوا, تلخ of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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posted by blossomyumyum
Here is a long riddle for آپ to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair مزید than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...
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Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.


Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable سے طرف کی the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby...
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