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ABC's of ex girlfriends

posted by JoannaVonDoom

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for آپ آپ twit she was only after your money and could have دیا a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...

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So did آپ know..?

posted by BlackSunshine

Lol I found this on the internet.

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If آپ yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, آپ would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)

2. If آپ fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's مزید like it)

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my اگلے life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)

4. Banging your head against a دیوار uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)

5. Humans...

6

How to make people feel uncomfortable

posted by invadercalliope

Ok let me tell آپ 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy

1)Put your arm around a person آپ don't know

2)Then twirl another random persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a random persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool singing the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and دکھائیں them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a random person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!

11

Whoahhhh ! Randommmmmmm !

posted by Mallory101

1. If آپ are right handed, آپ will tend to chew your food on your right side. If آپ are left handed, آپ will tend to chew your food on your left side.

2. If آپ stop getting thirsty, آپ need to drink مزید water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep آپ from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz جملہ معیاری is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best یا nothing”.

6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....

5

52 ? کوئز i took plz read

posted by 789703011

1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
home

3. What's your middle name?
anne

4. Your current relationship status?
Single just got dumped

5. Honestly, does your crush like آپ back?
yes

6. What is your current mood?
hunger

7. What's the color of your underwear?
blue...

8. What is one thing that makes آپ happy?
pizza

9.Who was the last person آپ cuddled with?
it was probably my kitty!

10. If آپ could go back in time, and change
the idea of tackin this کوئز

11. If آپ MUST be an animal for ONE day-
I'd be a cat because they can just lay around all day...

1

Hetalia

added by SymmaGirl2

11

Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady....

7

Billboards سب, سب سے اوپر 100 Artist of 2010

posted by lexie2635

1
LADY GAGA

2
TAYLOR SWIFT

3
EMINEM

4
LADY ANTEBELLUM

5
KE$HA

6
USHER

7
THE BLACK EYED PEAS

8
JUSTIN BIEBER

9
RIHANNA

10
DRAKE

11
KATY PERRY

12
SUSAN BOYLE

13
JASON DERULO

14
B.O.B

15
TAIO CRUZ

16
TRAIN

17
LUDACRIS

18
TREY SONGZ

19
MICHAEL BUBLE

20
LIL WAYNE

21
ALICIA KEYS

22
BRUNO MARS

23
CARRIE UNDERWOOD

24
MILEY CYRUS

25
ZAC BROWN BAND

26
JAY-Z

27
ADAM LAMBERT

28
MICHAEL JACKSON

29
YOUNG MONEY

30
ANDREA BOCELLI

31
IYAZ

32
OWL CITY

33
JOHN MAYER

34
MIKE POSNER

35
NICKI MINAJ

36

JASON ALDEAN

37
GLEE CAST

38
JAY SEAN

39
SELENA GOMEZ

40
MIRANDA LAMBERT

41
THE SCRIPT

42
TIMBALAND

43
ONEREPUBLIC

44
SNOOP DOGG

45
DAVID GUETTA

46
SADE

47
SUGARLAND

48
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS...

3

Original song, called Need You.

posted by cute20k

Hey, I got bored and was flipping through some papers, and I saw where I started to write this song. So I edited what was there and tried to fix it up some and added the rest. It was just for fun. Hope آپ like it.

Need You

INTRO:
(Hey ارے Hey)
Hear what I say
I need آپ I want you
(Come closer)

And, and
Oh I know, oh
Theres, theres مزید to life.
Than waiting, for آپ to realize.
(What آپ need, its right in front of your eyes)
But really, its all I wanna do.
Just be with you, be with you

&& I sit here
With my head hung low
And the phone in my lap.
I sit here
Wait for آپ to call back
(But آپ never...