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This Random تصویر contains ڈاؤن لوڈ ہونے والے, مزاحیہ کتاب, منگا, کارٹون, ہالی ووڈ, and کامک بُک.

سب, سب سے اوپر 11 things to do when your house is on fire


1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini آپ bought as it is going to be hot with آگ کے, آگ and all آپ know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when آپ start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on آگ کے, آگ with picture of your house: A formula which will make آپ super مقبول
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about آگ کے, آگ and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off آگ کے, آگ till...
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posted by GoldnSnitch_96
Ok, alot of people are shittin their pants because some achient calander کہا that the world is coming to and end. R u 4 ceral? Plus, alot of u are thinking, but bro, so much shit is going down it isnt funny, the world is gonna end bro! Ok, so stuff looks preatty bad now. Japan is in shit and there are earth quakes and floods. But think about it,what do u think people were thinking during the black plague? یا the world wars? The world isnt gonna be over yet. Mabey soon. Mabey the moment u finish reading this your house will blow up. Mabey tomorow a piano will fall on the prime minister. We...
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Just when we thought Facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.

An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”

Facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. اگلے thing آپ know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter Facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made سے طرف کی the January 25 youth.”

Now we turn to our community. What do آپ think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?

Thanks for reading.
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Isn't it amazing how song lyrics can describe exactly how آپ feel? آپ can listen to a song, and each word aches through your body like a personal message to you. Reminds آپ that someone understand your confusion, your hurt, your situation.


Isn't it brilliant when unintentionally آپ smile the biggest smile you've ever smiled. That smile that آپ thought آپ would never smile again.


Isn't it ridiculous how a friend can go from being a great friend, to a worst enemy overnight? آپ have one argument and "BAM"! آپ hate eachother, you've lost someone that used to make آپ smile, and now instead...
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1. go in your room and yell hysterically and when your parents come in, say i did that , i think NOT
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.

3.bark at everything your mom/dad says

4. have a تکیا fight سے طرف کی your self

5.stare at your feet

6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth

7. pants someone

8. eat ketchup

9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)

10. act like a monkey

11. stalk your dog

12. run in circles at walmart

13. paint your cat یا dog

14. see how much water آپ can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.

15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin
posted by invadercalliope
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
Emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My دل is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its love i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My دوستوں call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady....
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posted by fly210
THE WEEKLY RANDOM!!!!

1/12/11
I was talking to my friend today and we were going to meet up in that game.... Wizared 101. IT WAS DOWN FOR UPGRADES!!!! I meen IT WAS A SNOW DAY!!!! that's when ALL the little kids say "OO mom! I'm going to play on wizared 101!" but NOOOOOOOO. instead the kid find out how to cuss.
*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* this dunb *BLEEEEEEEEP!!*
the only thing we could do was listen to dumb songs سے طرف کی lady ga ga. sometimes I think that's ALL SHE CAN SAY!!! ga ga!!! what is she? A BABY!!! don't anser that. see آپ and have a pie night!


1/18/11
yesterday night I was talking to my friend...
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LADY GAGA

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TAYLOR SWIFT

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EMINEM

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LADY ANTEBELLUM

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KE$HA

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USHER

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THE BLACK EYED PEAS

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JUSTIN BIEBER

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RIHANNA

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DRAKE

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KATY PERRY

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SUSAN BOYLE


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JASON DERULO

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B.O.B

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TAIO CRUZ


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TRAIN

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LUDACRIS

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TREY SONGZ
    

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MICHAEL BUBLE

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LIL WAYNE

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ALICIA KEYS

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BRUNO MARS


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CARRIE UNDERWOOD

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MILEY CYRUS


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ZAC BROWN BAND

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JAY-Z


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ADAM LAMBERT

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MICHAEL JACKSON

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YOUNG MONEY

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ANDREA BOCELLI

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IYAZ

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OWL CITY

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JOHN MAYER

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MIKE POSNER

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NICKI MINAJ

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JASON ALDEAN

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GLEE CAST

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JAY SEAN

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SELENA GOMEZ

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MIRANDA LAMBERT

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THE SCRIPT

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TIMBALAND

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ONEREPUBLIC

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SNOOP DOGG

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DAVID GUETTA

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SADE

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SUGARLAND

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ENRIQUE IGLESIAS...
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Hey, I got bored and was flipping through some papers, and I saw where I started to write this song. So I edited what was there and tried to fix it up some and added the rest. It was just for fun. Hope آپ like it.



Need You


INTRO:
(Hey ارے Hey)
Hear what I say
I need آپ I want you
(Come closer)

And, and
Oh I know, oh
Theres, theres مزید to life.
Than waiting, for آپ to realize.
(What آپ need, its right in front of your eyes)
But really, its all I wanna do.
Just be with you, be with you

&& I sit here
With my head hung low
And the phone in my lap.
I sit here
Wait for آپ to call back
(But آپ never...
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posted by MiizLadiDiime
1. I kissed a frog and he daint turn into a prince instead it spat a fly in my face!

2. I kissed a dog and spit got in my mouth -yum

3. I kissed a pig and it burped in my mouth tasted of crap

4. I kissed the sidewalk and it tasted of wee tangy

5. I kissed a vampire and he bit me i nearly died and now im paralised

6. I kissed a کچھی it and it kissed me back slowly

7. i kissed my reflection and my mirror was drooly

8. I kissed a guy and he rejected

9. I Kissed a baby and got sent to jail now i am a pedo

10. I kissed a girl and ...I liked it
It was on my میل ای and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)





Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of بستر and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the بستر he gets on سب, سب سے اوپر of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...
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posted by lydiascats
things i hate:
Hannah Montana
Dallas Cowboys
braids
Whoppers
my brother
Owen
school
Barbies
dolls

things i like:
chicken fingers
computers
Total Drama Island
Total Drama Action
Creative Zens
spelling things wrong
gothic colors
pink
acting VERYVERYVERYVERY blond
SHINY STUFF

words to describe me:
crazy
quiet
misunderstood
wild
TDI-obsessed
weird
blonde
confused

THESE SENTENCES I WILL NOW TYPE WILL BE SO STUPID AND RANDOM...
I kickewd Chuck Norris because I like to jump off cliffs!!!
Chickenfingers lie about being pink!!!
Whoppers say eat me today!!!

as i said, totally dumb and random.
posted by funnyshawna
ارے there Delilah, I’ve been pacing the pews in a church corridor, but I’ve got a short attention span. I’m a natural disaster, and…oh, wait! Here I go again! I’m Cinderella on her bedroom floor, oh dear Butcher, what happened? I’m gonna sleep my whole life away, cos I’m only waiting on the اگلے best thing. I’m a sheepish wolf, but I only eat buttons. Don’t آپ even think of putting your teeth on me! Now I’m of consenting age, but I’m forever young. I’m the greatest thing you’d ever imagine, but I’m sick and tired of waiting in your red pick-up truck. I’m headed...
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