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The main problem that guys face when trying to kiss a girl is knowing if they are ready to kiss them. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn really awkward. Get it right, and well... آپ will know. Here's how آپ can increase your odds. But, if آپ know they are ready then things will go well
1)Make her comfortable سے طرف کی making a joke, and don't laugh too loudly at your own jokes یا آپ will look like a tool and might turn her off, girls don't always respond sexually to confidence, but an outgoing girl will - humor is an attractive quality. For instance, it's probably a good time to kiss that...

My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.


Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!

Dear wife:

I'm writing آپ this letter to tell آپ that I'm leaving آپ forever. I've been a good man to آپ for 7 years & I have nothing to دکھائیں for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that آپ quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, آپ came ہوم & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your پسندیدہ meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. آپ ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. آپ don't...

1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag یا what ever آپ can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and fruit aisles and ask every منٹ "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? یا rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age آپ are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....