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The following dumb laws are, یا were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before آپ go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if آپ bail off and do something stupid یا try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).

Alabama

In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting...
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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope آپ enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please تبصرہ and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make مزید lines.
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Love and Marriage:

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7


"Love is like an avalanche where آپ have to run for your life." -- John, age 9


"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow یا something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8


"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how آپ smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9


"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8


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Just randomly found this:

1. Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can آپ fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling پاپ کارن, پوپکارن that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get پاپ کارن, پوپکارن yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit اگلے to آپ because آپ invisible...
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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned سے طرف کی their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their ہوم in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded سے طرف کی mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...
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1. آپ can do whatever آپ damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. آپ can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. آپ can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. آپ don't having to think about birth control, calendars یا ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. آپ can go out and flirt as much as your دل desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet نشست issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...
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Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between آپ and the people in front of آپ while waiting in line.
Every time آپ pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind آپ in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let آپ off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, یا pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...
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I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an مضامین on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an مضمون about reasons why آپ should do pointe
1. آپ get to be taller
2. آپ can use them in self defense
3. آپ can... what آپ don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 گھنٹہ Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......
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posted by ShadowFlame
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done سے طرف کی a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the دن of the...
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added by fatoshleo
Source: @fatoshleo
I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with آپ a few websites online that آپ can design characters! آپ all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, یا just in your mind, and here are some websites where آپ can design their appearance! یا آپ could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, یا make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
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This website is سے طرف کی far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically آپ use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...
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posted by Quirnechia
مزید people in history of war have been killed in the name of God (any religion) then any other reason for war
Hellenologophobia - the fear of greek terms
If آپ sneeze too hard, آپ can fracture a rib. If آپ try to suppress a sneeze, آپ can rupture a blood vessel in your head یا neck and die.
Nearly a third of all bottled drinking water purchased in the US is contaminated with bacteria.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendants.
You are مزید likely to be struck سے طرف کی lightning than to be eaten سے طرف کی a shark.
You are مزید likely to be infected by...
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Grammar and spelling issues have been discussed several times and I just thought I would give my opinion on the subject. This مضمون is mostly aimed for those who call themselves "Grammar Nazis", but I would be مزید than glad that everyone else reads it as well, including the "Grammar Nazis" that aren't overly critical. Before I go on, I will point out that my English may not be so good since it is not my first language and I'm not studying it, but I'm trying as hard as I can to improve it every day, so my apologies if anything I've کہا here isn't understandable.

So having good grammar and...
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 Skittles ووڈکا, شراب
Skittles Vodka
Things You'll Need:

A handle (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) of ووڈکا, شراب per bag of Skittles

A large bag of Skittles candy (the "movie size" bag)

Each handle of ووڈکا, شراب (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) requires a large bag worth of Skittles, so if آپ plan on doing only one flavor for a flavorful vodka, you'll have to buy 5 large bags of Skittles.

Coffee filter یا extremely clean t-shirt
Large funnel یا strainer to hold filter

Steps:

1. Separate the colors of Skittles that آپ want to flavor the ووڈکا, شراب with. Many people choose to leave out the green, which is لیموں, چونے if آپ are using original Skittles,...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
Sad Stories About AIDS


I found these stories online. These are true stories.

I used to know Josephat and his lovely family of a wife, 2 daughters and a son. He used to live in a town 1,000Km from the city. The town is on the Tanzania Zambia border. He used to come to the city many times during the سال on his pickup وین but when I did not see him for over a سال I inquired from his cousin. The cousin informed me that he had a motor accident on the Dar es Salaam Zambia Highway. He died on the spot. That was 6 years ago. I had forgotten about him and family till yesterday when I met his cousin...
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posted by theprettiergirl
This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite ہار on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me مچھلی all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast آپ need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and آپ will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and آپ will get a tail but آپ do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also آپ will get powers when آپ do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on آپ but the spell the got put on آپ will end in the mornings.
posted by soutarouful
Why does your cat lick your hair یا face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys love and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is دکھانا affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? Cats have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking آپ as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its فر, سمور after being petted? Either the cat is getting...
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