Now, this is story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, when i watched all of his ویڈیوز and realised taking crticsism he can't . let me tell آپ about my mr enter rant. NOTE: THIS WILL BE ACTAUL FACTS . NOT NITPICKS.
First of all, he is copying off of another reviewer. in 2011 a man named his series " Animated Atrocites." in 2013 Mr Enter کہا " HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I HAVE CAME UP WITH THE HIGHLY ORIGINAL NAME! ANIMATED ATROCITES!" Then i go on the man's ویڈیوز and people are saying " WOW. way to copy mr enter!" just shows آپ how stupid his dumbass شائقین are.
(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers آپ in any way, please contemplate reading something else. Thank you.)
Alright before آپ whine like an immature five-year old troll without their دودھ bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.
Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE آپ have an opinion, you'll get destroyed سے طرف کی the hater army!
WELL آپ KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...
(This is a new series where I negatively review classic stories. And yes, I do like this story and I will like all the others I will do in the future, but I just thought this was a fun idea so... There آپ go.)
So I'm pretty sure سے طرف کی now we all know this story. It's a timeless tale of adventure, and has a very important moral at the end. This story focuses on 3 pigs building houses to protect themselves from a بھیڑیا and taught kids that time and effort equals success. :)
BUT SINCE I'M A NITPICKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE SHIT, I'm going to criticize this story as much as I can, pointing...
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