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posted by Invincible321
I got this idea from Wanda5.

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the جوابات (song عنوان and artist) and bold the line when someone guesses correctly.

1. Do آپ ever feel like a plastic bag... Firework-Katy Perry
2. In the night, I hear 'em talk... Heartless-Dia Frampton
3. Baby, be mine 'cause even God knows... Scream-Hedley
4. All this talkin' to you, I don't know what I'm to do... Stop Standing There-Avril Lavigne
5. When آپ walk, آپ don't leave tracks... Kiss &...
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Man: If I could see آپ naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw آپ naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Haven't I seen آپ someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this نشست empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if آپ sit down.

Man: Your place یا mine?
Woman: Both. آپ go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do آپ do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: ارے baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do آپ like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would آپ stay there?

Man: Why aren't آپ married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?

Man: Why aren't آپ married yet?
Woman:Why aren't آپ thin?

Man: Why aren't آپ married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
posted by twilightgirl2
A fwd I got:

The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my دوستوں get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a ٹیکو so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go سے طرف کی herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
posted by musicfanaticXD
1. When آپ get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend آپ are deaf.

4. If he asks if آپ knew how fast آپ were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if آپ can see his gun.

6. When he says آپ aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him سے طرف کی his first name.

11. Pretend آپ are gay and ask...
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