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Type out the sentence آپ end up in comments:

Pick the ماہ آپ were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the دن (number) آپ were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend...

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he کہا "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and تفصیل and he put the man inside and کہا "see آپ in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the سیکنڈ man he asked the same سوال and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...

its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? شاور 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong یا hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I love yous یا calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells random girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king یا fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...