Scary stuff! :O

Well, as the عنوان says, this is a فہرست of stupid سوالات people has asked to themeselves sometime on their lifetimes.

There are others that are not questions, but still are like some sort of extra information.

Hope آپ enjoy!

- Which is another word for synonym?

- Why isn't there cat food with ماؤس flavor?

- How can Donald have nephews if he doesn't even have siblings?

- Adam and Eve had navels.

- Why when someone is being called سے طرف کی the phone, he/she starts to walk around as an idiot?

- Why if swimming is so good for losing weight, whales are so fat?

- If wool shrinks with the water, why do sheeps...

Looking for a laugh?
Say no more, look no further! :{D

1.
Two guys are taking the subway. One of them had a bunch of bananas and a jar of musterd. He peeled a banana, dipped it in the mustard and threw it out of the window. The other guy looked at him weird, but decided not to say anything. After a منٹ یا two, he did the same thing. Peeled the banana, put it in the mustard, and threw it out of the subway train!
"Why on Earth are آپ doing that." the guy said.
"Hell, do you like bananas with mustard?"

2.
Two guys, Buck and Jamie, were sitting with Mindy, Jamie's girlfriend, in a bar chatting. Buck...

6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the گھنٹی, بیل (The bell)

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend

Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg,...