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This Random پیپر وال contains گلبہار, گل داؤدی, افریقی گلبہار, افریقی گل داؤدی, عام گلبہار, انگریزی گلبہار, bellis perennis, عام گل داؤدی, انگریزی گل داؤدی, and بیلاس پرانناس.
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
کیلا who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
کیلا who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
کیلا who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
مالٹا, نارنگی who?
مالٹا, نارنگی آپ glad I didn't say کیلا again?
Hope آپ had fun!
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
کیلا who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
کیلا who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
کیلا who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
مالٹا, نارنگی who?
مالٹا, نارنگی آپ glad I didn't say کیلا again?
Hope آپ had fun!
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon reading the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and کہا "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet آپ he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do آپ know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
