Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that آپ think they're Tom Cruise یا Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie سٹار, ستارہ in question).
Ask the guy اگلے to آپ to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person اگلے to you, "Are آپ in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, آپ have a very irate home,' she کہا governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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