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This is one of the 5 ویڈیوز that are سب, سب سے اوپر rated سے طرف کی people on youtube.
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There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over سے طرف کی the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the سب, سب سے اوپر spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at ہوم with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in love for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really love him, but I think that he really does love me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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Kat: آپ spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and آپ know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO LOVE AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, آپ stay since آپ live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
There is a topless تصویر of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied سے طرف کی some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged تصویر of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” کہا her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
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posted by nessienjake
wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!



Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)

Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)

About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while آپ sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the...
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But آپ sir, When you're born you're PINK, When آپ grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When آپ go in the sun آپ turn RED, When you're cold آپ turn BLUE, And when آپ die آپ turn PURPLE. And آپ have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
In case y'all haven't noticed I've kind of had some serious wanderlust lately. Like at this point there are so many beautiful places I'd be down to go anywhere that isn't where I've been living my whole life lol. At any rate here are 5 مزید breathtaking places.

1. Maldives

Honestly this one is actually probably in my سب, سب سے اوپر 5, I actually didn't discover it until after typing my first article. The Maldives are tied for first on my 'to visit list'.

For one thing the Maldives is ہوم to a bioluminescent ساحل سمندر, بیچ (a ساحل سمندر, بیچ that has glowing water) and I have always wanted to visit one of those. They are...
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posted by big-fat-meanie
سب, سب سے اوپر selling albums in 1980s
The سب, سب سے اوپر selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed سے طرف کی Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album Queen Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the سال 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand Love Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 Madonna True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american...
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Before Marriage

Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do آپ want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do آپ love me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have آپ ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are آپ even asking?
Girl - will آپ kiss me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will آپ hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are آپ crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling

After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top

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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot...
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So I am writing what I see people generally do when آپ stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of آپ do this. This also applies to siblings.



1. Play your موسیقی even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them سے طرف کی reading manga, texting, یا stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
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Source: Me, Google, Photoscape