آپ know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your پسندیدہ character from سٹار, ستارہ Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
آپ think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled سے طرف کی Beast becoming human.
آپ replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, یا Minerva Mink.
آپ slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
آپ can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your پسندیدہ female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
آپ go to see 'Pocahontas' for the animals.
You've seen "Balto" so often آپ can recite the dialogue off سے طرف کی heart.
... and آپ think Jenna is sexy.
Furry image files consist of over half of your PC's hard-drive capacity.
آپ know what 'yiff' means.
The section آپ most frequent in the video store is the children's section.
آپ can identify which issue of 'Albedo' the first use of 'sociopolitical ramifications' was used.
آپ find any excuse to use "sociopolitical ramifications" in a sentence. (And other neat jargon like "psych bugs".)
آپ try to make a journey to a mystical place called 'ConFurence' each year.
آپ infiltrate your local SF convention committee, and persuade them to start a furry track/panel/room.
آپ know what FurryMUCK is.
... and آپ know the IP and port number سے طرف کی heart.
آپ have مزید than one character on FurryMUCK.
آپ really do buy 'Playboy' یا 'Penthouse' for the articles.
آپ buy wildlife magazines and 'National Geographic' to get character ideas for your drawings.
آپ socialize with the pets rather than your relatives at a family gathering.
مزید than half your clothing has an animal motif.
You're disappointed when the "foxy babe" your friend talks about turns out to be a good looking human.
... and when آپ finally get introduced to her, آپ think how much better she would look with vulpine ears, thick red fur, and a bushy tail.
Insults such as "you weasel" یا "son of a bitch" bring about wishful thinking.
آپ regularly visit the یونیورسٹی at night, but only to hand-feed the possums (or MUCK, snarf off Avatar, run naked..)
Watching one particular furry film has دیا آپ a life-long love of a particular animal species/breed.
You're intensely jealous of Pascall Fox, Mike Rabbitt, Simon Ferret, Possum Borne...
Your best دوستوں no longer remember your real name.
آپ know what "digitigrade" means.
... and آپ can spell it.
... but not "ankle".
Magazines and ویڈیوز with "Vixens" in the عنوان that don't contain actual foxes are regarded سے طرف کی آپ as dealing in false advertising.
آپ wish when a human pops up in a furry cartoon that he'd go away.
آپ become indignant at TV Medical reporters who describe harelips as disfiguring.
آپ name a useful program, computer, network یا ISP after favourite animals.
Two-thirds of your browser bookmark file points to furry artist and story sites.
Your computer backdrop/wallpaper is always a furry picture.
... and so is your screensaver.
... and your workmates/family no longer تبصرہ on it.
Someone says "Oooh, what a piece of tail!", and آپ spend several confused سیکنڈ looking for it.
آپ spend مزید time on FurryMUCK than off it.
آپ dream of romantic interludes with comic یا cartoon furries.
... and after a while it gets even more... errr... intimate ;)
آپ dream that famous furry artists come to live in your neighbourhood.
آپ take your furry پورٹ فولیو to job interviews that have NOTHING to do with cartooning, animation, یا comics...
Your پسندیدہ Robin ڈاکو, ہڈ film was made سے طرف کی Disney and did not سٹار, ستارہ Kevin Costner.
The absolute worst thing آپ can say about any animated production is "too many damn humans."
آپ send in drawings of furries to your art tutor for your 'life studies' class.
آپ read 'Genus' in public places.
... and see nothing wrong with it.
The 'FoxPro' شبیہ in Windows is used for ALL your Windows computer programs.
آپ intently watch the exchange rate to figure out how many مزید cool foreign prints, 'zines etc آپ can buy for your lousy Australian/New Zealand/ Canadian/<insert country of origin> currency.
آپ remember what Avatar actually was.
آپ immediately begin to experience withdrawal syndromes when آپ پسندیدہ furry art archive goes down for moving, restructuring, security holes, etc.
آپ change your Internet provider so آپ can better access FurryMUCK.
آپ don't mind what آپ get reincarnated as, "as long as I can be drawn سے طرف کی Terrie Smith".
آپ wonder, when people in horror films are transformed into werewolves یا animals, why they always think of it as a bad thing...
آپ consider volunteering for genetic engineering experiments just so آپ can become your پسندیدہ furry species.
Your pets are named after characters in Albedo, Xanadu یا other furry comics.
آپ want to name your cat "Omaha".
آپ catch yourself saying "@wheeeee."
آپ change your name to Wolf, Fox, یا Otter.
آپ watch the X-Files just because Mulder's first name is Fox.
آپ can remember when alt.fan.furry contained مزید discussions than flames.
آپ 'yiff' in a movie theatre (or other public place).
آپ ALWAYS use the werewolf character while playing either Killer Instinct یا Darkstalkers.
آپ seriously consider what would happen if a furry-portrait of yourself had gone into your high-school yearbook.
آپ mentally choose appropriate species for your workmates.
آپ keep looking for the bigger, better morphing computer program, just so آپ can morph your face with that of a critter.
آپ occasionally try to walk digitigrade, just to see what it's like.
آپ keep wondering why Darth Vader in "Star Wars" sounds so much like Mufasa from "The Lion King".
آپ have مزید plushies than the local toyshops.
آپ post to alt.fan.furry on a regular basis.
... in third person, as your character on FurryMUCK.
آپ start to think of racial issues as analogies of furry problems, rather than the other way around.
آپ try to imagine "Prince of Thieves" یا any other movie with foxes and the like.
Artistic 'life studies' classes always mean a trip to the local zoo یا wildlife park instead of drawing a nude human model.
آپ drink beers for their names and the animal pictures on their labels.
آپ watch reruns of M*A*S*H, and think that Hawkeye always calling Frank Burns "ferret face" was meant as a term of endearment, rather than an insult.
آپ think the Bennigan's restaurant slogan "Food and fun for humans" might be grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.
آپ actually look آگے to foxes یا raccoons raiding your garbage.
The Kathy Ireland poster in your dorm room is taken down and replaced سے طرف کی a REALLY BIG furry wearing a swimsuit.
آپ lobby actively to change your school's nickname to an animal name.
... and if that doesn't work, آپ change schools instead.
آپ pick up a copy of Fur-Fish-Game, expecting to see a catalog of furry MU*s, but are cruelly surprised.
Acting on sacred and divine rules of morality and righteous indignation, آپ replace all the copies of Field and Stream on the rack in the waiting room with InFurNation.
آپ have at least one video copy of Animalympics, The Lion King, Meet the Feebles, Fritz The Cat, Balto and/or The Secret of Nimh.
... and foreign language dubs of at least one of the above.
... and at least one furry tape that is a different video standard to the one used in your country.
... and آپ buy a multi-standard VCR just to play it.
آپ have unclean thoughts about Fifi LaFlume.
آپ think "Gadget Goes Hawaiian" ranks right up there with "Apollo 13".
آپ rate sports teams (Rugby League, etc) سے طرف کی their animal mascot rather than their playing ability.
آپ eat breakfast cereals just for the animals on the box.
آپ discontinue treatment for baldness, and start thinking آپ have mange instead.
آپ carry animal plush toys with آپ on business trips, and دکھائیں them to the flight attendants and hotel receptionists.
... and they start asking after them whenever they see آپ in the lobby.
آپ boycott the magazine "Loaded" on general principles after that مضمون on Confurence.
آپ have animal plush toys at your workstation in your office - and refer to them سے طرف کی name.
Your interest in Egyptian mythology stems from a fascination with animal-headed gods like Anibus and Sekhmet.
آپ read the Journal of Medicine in hopes they'll approve فر, سمور grafts.
... یا prosthetic tails.
آپ spend مزید money on buying animal soft toys on trips than buying duty-free.
... and آپ buy passports for each of them.
... and آپ try to get the passports for your animal soft toys stamped سے طرف کی Immigration on overseas trips.
آپ think the use of the term "coyote ugly" is derogatory - for coyotes.
آپ get sensory feedback from body parts that آپ don't have.
آپ refer to the humans from a third person/species point of view.
آپ made your own 'You might be a Furry if...' list.
آپ are digitigrade مزید than half of the time.
... and don't realize it.
آپ turn around whenever آپ close a door so that آپ don't get your tail caught.
آپ are upset that video game systems offer so few animal characters.
آپ grow your own winter coat.
آپ have been banned from the vets until آپ get a pet.
The police keep your bite marks as well as fingerprints on file.
آپ call your بستر a nest.
... and it looks like one.
آپ call little ones cubs, pups, hatchlings, etc...
آپ worry that if آپ bite someone آپ will have to be put down.
You've ever barked at a passing car.
You've tried to make an appointment with a "Dr. Moreau".
You've grown and sharpened your nails into claws.
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your پسندیدہ character from سٹار, ستارہ Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
آپ think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled سے طرف کی Beast becoming human.
آپ replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, یا Minerva Mink.
آپ slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
آپ can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your پسندیدہ female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
آپ go to see 'Pocahontas' for the animals.
You've seen "Balto" so often آپ can recite the dialogue off سے طرف کی heart.
... and آپ think Jenna is sexy.
Furry image files consist of over half of your PC's hard-drive capacity.
آپ know what 'yiff' means.
The section آپ most frequent in the video store is the children's section.
آپ can identify which issue of 'Albedo' the first use of 'sociopolitical ramifications' was used.
آپ find any excuse to use "sociopolitical ramifications" in a sentence. (And other neat jargon like "psych bugs".)
آپ try to make a journey to a mystical place called 'ConFurence' each year.
آپ infiltrate your local SF convention committee, and persuade them to start a furry track/panel/room.
آپ know what FurryMUCK is.
... and آپ know the IP and port number سے طرف کی heart.
آپ have مزید than one character on FurryMUCK.
آپ really do buy 'Playboy' یا 'Penthouse' for the articles.
آپ buy wildlife magazines and 'National Geographic' to get character ideas for your drawings.
آپ socialize with the pets rather than your relatives at a family gathering.
مزید than half your clothing has an animal motif.
You're disappointed when the "foxy babe" your friend talks about turns out to be a good looking human.
... and when آپ finally get introduced to her, آپ think how much better she would look with vulpine ears, thick red fur, and a bushy tail.
Insults such as "you weasel" یا "son of a bitch" bring about wishful thinking.
آپ regularly visit the یونیورسٹی at night, but only to hand-feed the possums (or MUCK, snarf off Avatar, run naked..)
Watching one particular furry film has دیا آپ a life-long love of a particular animal species/breed.
You're intensely jealous of Pascall Fox, Mike Rabbitt, Simon Ferret, Possum Borne...
Your best دوستوں no longer remember your real name.
آپ know what "digitigrade" means.
... and آپ can spell it.
... but not "ankle".
Magazines and ویڈیوز with "Vixens" in the عنوان that don't contain actual foxes are regarded سے طرف کی آپ as dealing in false advertising.
آپ wish when a human pops up in a furry cartoon that he'd go away.
آپ become indignant at TV Medical reporters who describe harelips as disfiguring.
آپ name a useful program, computer, network یا ISP after favourite animals.
Two-thirds of your browser bookmark file points to furry artist and story sites.
Your computer backdrop/wallpaper is always a furry picture.
... and so is your screensaver.
... and your workmates/family no longer تبصرہ on it.
Someone says "Oooh, what a piece of tail!", and آپ spend several confused سیکنڈ looking for it.
آپ spend مزید time on FurryMUCK than off it.
آپ dream of romantic interludes with comic یا cartoon furries.
... and after a while it gets even more... errr... intimate ;)
آپ dream that famous furry artists come to live in your neighbourhood.
آپ take your furry پورٹ فولیو to job interviews that have NOTHING to do with cartooning, animation, یا comics...
Your پسندیدہ Robin ڈاکو, ہڈ film was made سے طرف کی Disney and did not سٹار, ستارہ Kevin Costner.
The absolute worst thing آپ can say about any animated production is "too many damn humans."
آپ send in drawings of furries to your art tutor for your 'life studies' class.
آپ read 'Genus' in public places.
... and see nothing wrong with it.
The 'FoxPro' شبیہ in Windows is used for ALL your Windows computer programs.
آپ intently watch the exchange rate to figure out how many مزید cool foreign prints, 'zines etc آپ can buy for your lousy Australian/New Zealand/ Canadian/<insert country of origin> currency.
آپ remember what Avatar actually was.
آپ immediately begin to experience withdrawal syndromes when آپ پسندیدہ furry art archive goes down for moving, restructuring, security holes, etc.
آپ change your Internet provider so آپ can better access FurryMUCK.
آپ don't mind what آپ get reincarnated as, "as long as I can be drawn سے طرف کی Terrie Smith".
آپ wonder, when people in horror films are transformed into werewolves یا animals, why they always think of it as a bad thing...
آپ consider volunteering for genetic engineering experiments just so آپ can become your پسندیدہ furry species.
Your pets are named after characters in Albedo, Xanadu یا other furry comics.
آپ want to name your cat "Omaha".
آپ catch yourself saying "@wheeeee."
آپ change your name to Wolf, Fox, یا Otter.
آپ watch the X-Files just because Mulder's first name is Fox.
آپ can remember when alt.fan.furry contained مزید discussions than flames.
آپ 'yiff' in a movie theatre (or other public place).
آپ ALWAYS use the werewolf character while playing either Killer Instinct یا Darkstalkers.
آپ seriously consider what would happen if a furry-portrait of yourself had gone into your high-school yearbook.
آپ mentally choose appropriate species for your workmates.
آپ keep looking for the bigger, better morphing computer program, just so آپ can morph your face with that of a critter.
آپ occasionally try to walk digitigrade, just to see what it's like.
آپ keep wondering why Darth Vader in "Star Wars" sounds so much like Mufasa from "The Lion King".
آپ have مزید plushies than the local toyshops.
آپ post to alt.fan.furry on a regular basis.
... in third person, as your character on FurryMUCK.
آپ start to think of racial issues as analogies of furry problems, rather than the other way around.
آپ try to imagine "Prince of Thieves" یا any other movie with foxes and the like.
Artistic 'life studies' classes always mean a trip to the local zoo یا wildlife park instead of drawing a nude human model.
آپ drink beers for their names and the animal pictures on their labels.
آپ watch reruns of M*A*S*H, and think that Hawkeye always calling Frank Burns "ferret face" was meant as a term of endearment, rather than an insult.
آپ think the Bennigan's restaurant slogan "Food and fun for humans" might be grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.
آپ actually look آگے to foxes یا raccoons raiding your garbage.
The Kathy Ireland poster in your dorm room is taken down and replaced سے طرف کی a REALLY BIG furry wearing a swimsuit.
آپ lobby actively to change your school's nickname to an animal name.
... and if that doesn't work, آپ change schools instead.
آپ pick up a copy of Fur-Fish-Game, expecting to see a catalog of furry MU*s, but are cruelly surprised.
Acting on sacred and divine rules of morality and righteous indignation, آپ replace all the copies of Field and Stream on the rack in the waiting room with InFurNation.
آپ have at least one video copy of Animalympics, The Lion King, Meet the Feebles, Fritz The Cat, Balto and/or The Secret of Nimh.
... and foreign language dubs of at least one of the above.
... and at least one furry tape that is a different video standard to the one used in your country.
... and آپ buy a multi-standard VCR just to play it.
آپ have unclean thoughts about Fifi LaFlume.
آپ think "Gadget Goes Hawaiian" ranks right up there with "Apollo 13".
آپ rate sports teams (Rugby League, etc) سے طرف کی their animal mascot rather than their playing ability.
آپ eat breakfast cereals just for the animals on the box.
آپ discontinue treatment for baldness, and start thinking آپ have mange instead.
آپ carry animal plush toys with آپ on business trips, and دکھائیں them to the flight attendants and hotel receptionists.
... and they start asking after them whenever they see آپ in the lobby.
آپ boycott the magazine "Loaded" on general principles after that مضمون on Confurence.
آپ have animal plush toys at your workstation in your office - and refer to them سے طرف کی name.
Your interest in Egyptian mythology stems from a fascination with animal-headed gods like Anibus and Sekhmet.
آپ read the Journal of Medicine in hopes they'll approve فر, سمور grafts.
... یا prosthetic tails.
آپ spend مزید money on buying animal soft toys on trips than buying duty-free.
... and آپ buy passports for each of them.
... and آپ try to get the passports for your animal soft toys stamped سے طرف کی Immigration on overseas trips.
آپ think the use of the term "coyote ugly" is derogatory - for coyotes.
آپ get sensory feedback from body parts that آپ don't have.
آپ refer to the humans from a third person/species point of view.
آپ made your own 'You might be a Furry if...' list.
آپ are digitigrade مزید than half of the time.
... and don't realize it.
آپ turn around whenever آپ close a door so that آپ don't get your tail caught.
آپ are upset that video game systems offer so few animal characters.
آپ grow your own winter coat.
آپ have been banned from the vets until آپ get a pet.
The police keep your bite marks as well as fingerprints on file.
آپ call your بستر a nest.
... and it looks like one.
آپ call little ones cubs, pups, hatchlings, etc...
آپ worry that if آپ bite someone آپ will have to be put down.
You've ever barked at a passing car.
You've tried to make an appointment with a "Dr. Moreau".
You've grown and sharpened your nails into claws.