1.We are men we like sex.......it is like a constant dog barking at the gate, we leash this dog in a relationship and give آپ the key.....if آپ dont feed, water, and give the dog a ہوم he might break out....with this basic knowledge آپ can begin understanding men
2.Those cooments that آپ gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things آپ are offended سے طرف کی we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like dogs holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If آپ make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when آپ come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch آپ strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if آپ practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If آپ want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining آپ might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked تصاویر of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If آپ cant cook but آپ insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the food we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get آپ on سب, سب سے اوپر of us w/ یا w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our دوستوں یا anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us سے طرف کی watching an action movie, یا compensation with sexual acts...
C.if آپ are bored سے طرف کی our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if آپ dont instigate something یا tell us to unleash the dog inside آپ we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us یا drag us we wont care آپ could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what آپ want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard آپ want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night یا in the morning سے طرف کی آپ but if آپ expect us to stay awake id suggest آپ either be on سب, سب سے اوپر of us, grooming the dog, یا sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and شاور with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts آپ down trying to go down, یا play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest یا your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we space out we are probably fantasizing about آپ doign things we want but آپ dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We love getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing یا something, whether its true یا not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas آپ have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask آپ to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how آپ look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came ہوم and saw آپ naked, playing with youself, یا in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if آپ have 50.....we have prolly 4 یا 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if آپ come to بستر naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where آپ are because we worry about آپ not because we are controlling...
28.If آپ text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill آپ text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and آپ laugh یا make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if آپ are in lingerie....
2.Those cooments that آپ gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things آپ are offended سے طرف کی we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like dogs holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If آپ make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when آپ come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch آپ strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if آپ practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If آپ want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining آپ might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked تصاویر of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If آپ cant cook but آپ insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the food we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get آپ on سب, سب سے اوپر of us w/ یا w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our دوستوں یا anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us سے طرف کی watching an action movie, یا compensation with sexual acts...
C.if آپ are bored سے طرف کی our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if آپ dont instigate something یا tell us to unleash the dog inside آپ we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us یا drag us we wont care آپ could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what آپ want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard آپ want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night یا in the morning سے طرف کی آپ but if آپ expect us to stay awake id suggest آپ either be on سب, سب سے اوپر of us, grooming the dog, یا sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and شاور with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts آپ down trying to go down, یا play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest یا your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we space out we are probably fantasizing about آپ doign things we want but آپ dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We love getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing یا something, whether its true یا not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas آپ have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask آپ to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how آپ look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came ہوم and saw آپ naked, playing with youself, یا in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if آپ have 50.....we have prolly 4 یا 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if آپ come to بستر naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where آپ are because we worry about آپ not because we are controlling...
28.If آپ text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill آپ text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and آپ laugh یا make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if آپ are in lingerie....
Yes yes. The عنوان makes this seem urgent. Well I'm here to tell آپ about my life. Yea I'm growing up in a small town (well 2) and I'm pretty friendly. I had a bully in prschool. Yes a bully who thought she was the boss of everyone. Well I go to a Catholic School in my hometown. I love it there. I have so many friends. And they like me for who I am. I currently do dance. My parents are divorced. I have 4 cats. I had a guinea pig, but she died. Thank آپ for your time :) God Bless Y'all <3333333
Things to annoy your sis:
Say something over and over again
Nugde her repetatively
Play Taylor تیز رو, سوئفٹ موسیقی if she doesn't really like her(My sis isn't such a fan)
Do everything she does
That's pretty much it.
<3amdow98
Things to annoy your sis:
Say something over and over again
Nugde her repetatively
Play Taylor تیز رو, سوئفٹ موسیقی if she doesn't really like her(My sis isn't such a fan)
Do everything she does
That's pretty much it.
<3amdow98
Well jeez, it's been one whole سال since the COVID pandemic has come into the United States and مزید for the world. And while we progress closer to the vaccine, and hopefully a brighter, we have to ask ourselves questions. A lot of our world leaders seemed to have not made the best choices یا had our best interests in mind. From the U.S. to China to Russia to the U.K. And so on and so forth. So with this pandemic being a سال long, can we say that our world leaders have learned from this experience?
Alright, that's all the time we have. Go back home, wash your hands, and tell your grandparents آپ love them.
Alright, that's all the time we have. Go back home, wash your hands, and tell your grandparents آپ love them.