Random Club
شامل میں
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
added by carsfan
Source: Internet
added by 050801090907
added by 050801090907
added by SweetSponge
Source: i made this
added by 050801090907
added by 050801090907
added by mehparty3
added by 050801090907
added by 050801090907
added by 050801090907
added by XxKeithHarkinxX
Source: Google
added by ChocoLuvr101
added by edwardcarlisle
Source: fuck-yeahpickuplines
added by r-pattz
Source: tumblr
added by Shelly_McShelly
added by GaGaBoi
Source: GaGaBoi
added by cici1264
Source: The rock dressed as miley cyrus
posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until آپ are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines آپ see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
continue reading...
posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and آپ want to confuse them. No laughing یا anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my دوستوں do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do آپ want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is آپ who is calling me. Ok, so what did آپ need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. آپ called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! آپ are the one who called me! Now i ask one مزید time who are آپ and why did آپ call my at this...
continue reading...
posted by awesomeblossom1
Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope آپ like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when آپ heard someone talking on the intercom, آپ fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give آپ a ride ہوم and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a مشروم, کھنبی and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...
continue reading...