Random پرستار Club Page 118 | Fansite with photos, videos, and مزید

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posted by MadMeggi

1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!

2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"

3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.

4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.

5. Give a random stranger a Wet Willy.

6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.

7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.

8. Slap a waitress.

9. When a waiter asks آپ want آپ want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't آپ like to know???!!!???"

10. When آپ hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!

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Emo shit, یا life saving?

posted by BloodyMascara_

Yes, this is from Tumblr.

Everyone: What emo shit are آپ listening to?

Linkin park: When life leaves us blind, Love keeps us kind

Of Mice & Men: I've held my tongue for far too long, the silence kills me

My Chemical Romance: آپ only live forever in the lights آپ make. When we were young we used to say, that آپ only hear the موسیقی when your دل begins to break.

Green Day: So make the best of this test and don't ask why. It's not a سوال but a lesson learned in time. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope آپ have the time of your life.

Black Veil Brides: Never...

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18 facts about about dreams

posted by randomgirl3000

1. Our brains create dreams through random electrical activity. About every 90 minutes, the brain stem sends electrical impulses and the analytic portion of the brain tries to make sense of these signals.

2. Some dreams are meaningful as they give us insight into ourselves. Dreams help us connect to our unconscious mind and make sense of our wishes and fears. Dreams help us make sense of our past, present and future سے طرف کی getting us in tune with our emotions.

3. Even though we can dream at any time of our sleep, we are most likely to dream during REM sleep.

4. We can sometimes control our dream...

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You........

posted by dooodle

Pick the ماہ آپ were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with

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Pick the دن آپ were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
(16)...

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51 things to do

posted by brianna91997

1. if آپ have mario, play some mario games.

2. Go on fanpop for 1 یا 2 hours.

3. post a couple tweets on twitter if آپ have an account.

4. play outside.

5. go bike riding یا swimming

6. read a book (i know some people think its boring)

7. draw something on paper یا on the computer

8. watch nyan cat on youtube

9. play a zelda game if آپ have any zelda games

10. watch hello kitty ویڈیوز on youtube

11. play your 3ds for 3 hours if آپ have a 3ds

12. post 100 pictures on deviantart if آپ have an account

13. make a account on a website آپ know of

14. post 10000000 pictures on this club (i know آپ cant...

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my poem about flippy

posted by flippy_fan210

He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if آپ say Vietnam he'll stab آپ with a fork
if آپ say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if آپ call for help he'll stab آپ in the butt.
Never run because آپ know he'll catch you
he might torture یا just plain kill you.
Run for cover, مزید like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if آپ run یا cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...

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Rabbit

posted by LaurieLisa717

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Make it out alive Ch. 1 (Dying Disease)

posted by canal

I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley یا our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I کہا giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the روٹی and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...

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intro to my new book: Anointed

posted by britishboy

as a human

a boy named Christan was at a special place he took his phone he didn't know until now. Now Christan is living Different lives. with light and school but what he doesn't know is what will happen in the future its a journey in a matter of life and death but Christan is missing out on school can he stop and leave from heaven but Christan remembers that his mom said, once Anointed آپ can stay and use your powers to Erase آپ when آپ wanna come down آپ cane put them in and go. so he fights its long a long way down but Christan doesn't stop he goes and sees God. there halo shines but this works God helped. now. Christan goes but wait he cant use his powers again. to finish read book two buh-bye

as an angel

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My random story

posted by The_Random_Guy

The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A بھیڑیا named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do آپ want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." جوابات Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are آپ doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...

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The Black Killer Chapter 3

posted by adaug

"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie کہا as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at اخروٹ Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 منٹ later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie...

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سوالات Episode 1

posted by adaug

Hello!Welcome to سوالات with me!Okay first question:Uhm there's no name on here,okay well i says:Q:Why does TV Have commercials?A:good question!
answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!

What do آپ think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your سوال in the تبصرے and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!

IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)

Yeah Remember TO تبصرہ YOUR QUESTION!I WILL TRY AND ANSWER ONE,EITHER LATER TODAY,OR TOMORROW!

SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
Gah gotta make it longer!ARG!Oh well!

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what if بھیڑوں, بھیڑ where one of us

posted by shutyourface

what if بھیڑوں, بھیڑ where one of us do do do
a simple slob like one of us do do do

i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet بھیڑوں, بھیڑ but there something about writting random مضمون about them i a krave

idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing آپ wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!

so what i'm saying is donate £3 a ماہ and a بھیڑوں, بھیڑ will be دیا a ہوم and not a pie and آپ will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever آپ donate shut-your-face fund will triple it

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The Marred Reflection ~ poem

posted by nomblahnom

As I stare listlessly into the mirror, the fuzzy image that gazes back at me is someone I barely recognize. But I do. They say prison causes profound changes in a man, and the most extraordinary stem from the most incredible circumstances. That man in the mirror has undergone an unimaginable plethora of alterations because he is the absolute worst thing one can be in prison: an innocent man.

I detect the bitterness in his hazel eyes, the constant worry that wrinkles his forehead, the anxiety that sets his jaw like cement and the frustration that has lightened his hair from brown to salty beige....

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The best Jokes

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if آپ like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because آپ have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The اگلے دن the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told آپ “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The اگلے دن again he calls again and once مزید asks to speak to his boss, سے طرف کی this time the wife is getting...

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All the things she کہا Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she کہا
This is not enough

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with آپ has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block آپ out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just آپ and me
Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she said
All the...

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Fallen Heart!

posted by victorodonnell

I struggle to find my way back home,
Through the snow that clouds my vision.
Gasping for breath,
Watching the smoke wafting away,
I feel something strike me…
Something so strong, so light,
Just like the kiss آپ gave me,
On my dreariest days…

Very soon, pain strikes me at the same place,
Where your love struck me once.
Reflexively, my brain retains them -
Those memories that make me live,
Those memories that make me die.
I see you, baby, although my vision is hazy,
I see your smile, and feel the warmth
That made me smile, and now, that makes me cry!

I was like a lonely lion,
Wandering with no aim, no...

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Things I Obsessed With

posted by EllentheStrange

1.Ravens
2.Crows
3.Blood
4.Gothic
5.Emo
6.Punk
7.eyes
8.Horror
9.Macabre
10.Death
11.My Chemical Romance
12.wiL Francis
13.Tre Cool(as of three منٹ ago)
14.werewolves
15.Robert Pattinson
16.Strangeness
17.AFI
18.Fanpop
19.Taking pictures
20.Edgar Allen Poe
21.Stephen King
23.Anne Rice
24.Alfred Hitchcock
25.The Crow
26.Comic Books
27.Cats
28.Cemeteries and graveyards
29.Deviantart
30.Strange fashion
hahahaha,i'm so weird.anyways leave your تبصرے telling me what آپ thing

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The Beast Inside Me

posted by slushy

Staggering, running throught the pitch-dark forest I felt the cold wind rushing over my body. How fast was I going? I hadn't felt this fast in a good while. I must have been going faster than my normal 40 when this happens. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not very fast. Most of the others in my pack are faster than me. But I am the strongest female...of course there are only two. Roxy and I. But anyway, I am tough. Tougher than most in this pack. The alpha we refer to as Dominic is surprised at my deal of strength, being a female and all. I am often praised for my great mind....

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سب, سب سے اوپر 15 Icons!

posted by breebree446

ارے hey!!!!!!!!!

Bored online, so I just decided to make a فہرست of شبیہیں I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.

Awesome website people!

Check it out some time!

Why am I typing like this?

I'm taking up space!

They won't let me کریں شائع the مضمون because I don't have enough typed in the مضمون space!

Well, haha, Fanpop people!

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I guess this is about it.

Scroll for random insanity!

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Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!